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  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:43 AM
    HistorianChick
    Can I make a reservation for a cute little bungalow... ooo... say, October? Puh-lease!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:47 AM
    N0help4u
    It will be veeeerrry small because my island is only around 12 acres.
    But sure I think I can have it by Oct.
    Genie request #2 cute little bungalow
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:48 AM
    HistorianChick
    Sweeeet. :) You da bomb!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:51 AM
    N0help4u
    Wow watch that word around my genie!!
    He doesn't understand and
    ... well you have to be careful what you wish for!

    Understand?

    :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:56 AM
    HistorianChick
    HA!! Ok, I'll be good
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:57 AM
    J_9
    I'm going to donate a gross of pepsi and a ton of ice if I can come along too.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:59 AM
    HistorianChick
    YAY! J_9 is on the list! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:03 AM
    J_9
    I'll bring my little black bag of medical supplies so that we can all stay healthy out in the sun.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:05 AM
    HistorianChick
    Considering that I had a case of Beaker-lip last time I was out in the sun, that's a great idea! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:08 AM
    N0help4u
    Maybe I need to post a sign
    NO heart attacks
    NO seizures
    NO strokes
    NO medical problems allowed on my island
    Unless J_9's bag can fix it

    Oh and NO going into labor either.

    Do you have something in your bag for when somebody drops dead at the site of my hot genie?
    After all he is drop dead gorgeous!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:45 AM
    starbuck8
    Can I make my reservations for September? That is right after the Genie convention! I'm sure I can talk all of Bud's *did I tell you his name is Bud?* friends to come for the week and we can have wishes gallore!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:50 AM
    N0help4u
    Sure just as long as you promise to not want him back yet.
    Bud I was thinking of naming him Alley Buba
    Guess he would curse me with that one though!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Alley Buba is his twin brother! How did you know?? Bud and Buba... yep!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:08 PM
    N0help4u
    Oh I guess it was a case of mistaken Identity that I picked up on telepathically?



    ... Thanks for holding out on me here!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:14 PM
    firmbeliever
    2 Attachment(s)
    Did anyone forget the sunscreen?
    And NoH you need a nice spacious tent..
    Or you could always sleep in a hammock.:D http://images.netshops.com/mgen/master:HA036.jpg


    And you may just need this...
    Composting toilet system-
    http://enviroletbuzz.com/archives/im..._BC_NancyG.jpg
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:17 PM
    N0help4u
    Actually this is it and you should see the inside it is unbelievable but the site deleted the interior photos
    Exclusive Tents -the photo under custom designs
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:23 PM
    firmbeliever
    The gallery in that link has inside pics... wow.. can't your genie set up a new one every week?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:25 PM
    N0help4u
    Nah I don't want to over work him

    When I was a kid and asked my gramma to do something for me she would say
    Who was your genie before me? And I would say somebody that died from overwork.
    So now I guess it is a complex or a phobia or something with me now to not overwork my genie.

    Oh my now I am getting visions of Altenweg with her whip!
    Dear Altenweg if you make a reservation... Please leave your whip at home!!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:43 PM
    starbuck8
    Stringer stole Alty's whip... it's him you must watch for!

    Firmy, do I get dibs on the mosquitto proof tent of yours?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:47 PM
    N0help4u
    I guess I do need firmbelievers one as well as this one Exclusive Tents
    I am having made for Historian chick who knows I just might become a popular tourist attraction.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:55 PM
    Alty
    No whip? How will we get the coconuts out of the tree? Is okay, Stringer stole my whip a while back, I haven't found a replacement, so I am officially, whipless girl. :(

    My contribution to your island, a kangaroo, he can carry things for you, like coconuts, bananas, your tiny genie man, you know, stuff. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:02 PM
    N0help4u
    I finally trained the chimps that the coconuts are to be shared.

    Maybe we need to start a new post for the best whip replacement for Altenweg.
    Maybe Indiana Jones will donate his when 'n IF he ever retires?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:05 PM
    Alty
    Hey all, a crow just landed on my house, is that a bad sign? EEEEEKKKK!

    Chimps, you have chimps? Cool.

    As for my whip (Salvador) he's one of a kind, can't be replaced, sigh, I've tried over and over again to get him back from Stringer, bribery, force, seduction, you name it, but alas, it has not worked. Don't worry, I'll be okay. :(

    NoHelp, do you a bar on you island, I could sure use a pina colada. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:14 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey all, a crow just landed on my house, is that a bad sign? EEEEEKKKK!

    Chimps, you have chimps? Cool.



    NoHelp, do you a bar on you island, I could sure use a pina colada. :)

    Alty, honey, sweetheart... No Pina Coladas' for you until you are off your cold meds! You're halucinating again... you're seeing crows, chimps, and your last sentence... well... NH, tell the bartender that Alty can't have a Pina Colada! :eek: :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:15 PM
    Alty
    How about a virgin pina colada? Please.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:18 PM
    N0help4u
    Oh yeah! With plenty of daiquiris, pina coladas and margaritas

    Coming right up

    Genie wish #3

    Google Image Result for http://www.paradiseislandbowl.com/Center%20LOGO%20Color.JPG --click photo gallery at the top or bottom of the page.

    I want this beach bar because it is right down the street from me and
    My boyfriend sang and played bass guitar there last night.
    I always sit at that white table left hand side near the stage. I can see my chair LOL :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:27 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay, we'll meet there in an hour? We have a pretty nice outdoor bar for a deserted 12 acre Island! :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:27 PM
    Alty
    Wow, that's down the street from you? I want to move in with you NoHelp, forget the island. ;)

    We don't have beaches, well, not good ones anyway. Beach bars aren't even a consideration, with only 2 months of really nice weather every year it would be a waste of money. Sigh, I want to live in the tropics. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:33 PM
    N0help4u
    It is right off 79 Neville Island exist on the Ohio river.
    Com'on and we'll celebrate before I go to my deserted island
    Got to tell my boyfriend and the reggae band they have to play one more time this summer.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:35 PM
    Alty
    Okay, count me in, just let me load up on cold meds first. Someone might have to carry me around, but I'll be there! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:37 PM
    N0help4u
    NO no packing up cold meds
    That's J_9's contribution (see post # 48)
    But here she can leave the sun screen cause it is crummy weather.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:40 PM
    Alty
    Okay, I'll leave the meds at home. Is J9 coming with, I could use some medical attention.

    Crummy weather? We had a really bad storm here last night, actually we've been having allot of bad storms lately, allot of tornado warnings. I wouldn't be surprised if we got hit again, the last one we had was in 1987, I think, and it was an F4. Eeek.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:40 PM
    starbuck8
    Just ask Bud and Bubba, they will wisk the band to the island for a wkd show! Since Alty can't have a strong Pina Colada right now, can I have one in a go cup? I want to check out the beach at the outdoor bar!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:43 PM
    Alty
    Oooh, me too, me too! :)

    Okay kids, I've got to run for now, mommy things to do, did you know that you have to feed kids three times a day, at least? ;);)

    Oh, a mommy's job is never done, why wasn't that in the hand book? :)

    Later all, I'll be back for the dancing.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:45 PM
    N0help4u
    Okay
    I think I will have a bunch of to go cups made --have to design them now.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:46 PM
    N0help4u
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Oooh, me too, me too! :)

    Okay kids, I've got to run for now, mommy things to do, did you know that you have to feed kids three times a day, at least? ;);)

    Oh, a mommy's job is never done, why wasn't that in the hand book? :)

    Later all, I'll be back for the dancing.

    Geez sounds like you need alley bubba

    I never did ask starbuck where he is.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:58 PM
    starbuck8
    I think he is carefully packing in his bottle. I think I saw him ironing in his teeny weeny bottle just awhile ago. Bud is actually jealous of Alley Buba, he has a nicer bottle... you know, the whole sibling rivalry thing! I hope he is starting his teeny tiny BBQ, and looking up recipes for all of the shellfish and seafood we will have them catch.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:07 PM
    N0help4u
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    Well Bud is going to have such an exciting life with the whole island thing he will get over any jealousy

    Wish #4
    A new bottle for Bud
  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:18 PM
    starbuck8
    Wow! Now Alley Buba is going to be upset with Bud! This might help on the island! They will try and out-do each other with granting wishes!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:34 PM
    N0help4u
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    They will try and out-do each other with granting wishes!
    THAT MAY BE A GOOD THING


    Hmmm a green genie full of envy :D

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