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  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:45 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... so... I just found out that Ivanka Trump is newly single.

    ... I'm flying standby to ny in the morning. It's a done deal.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Such a fickle boy Sneezy, I've been waiting for your arrival, but alas, no Sneezy, seems I'm not competition for Ivanka. :(
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:48 PM
    friend4u178
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    Go for it sneezy... I hear she has nice puppies ;)

    Attachment 10046
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Alty, after HC, you'll always be my love.

    .. but Ivanka... has nice puppies.

    ... and is worth roughly 1.7 billion.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:55 PM
    Alty
    So it's all about the money? I have nice puppies, and bunnies, and a bird, and a fish, two kids, a mortgage, a yard that needs mowing, laundry, dishes, cars, a trailer, eeek, I come with allot of baggage, don't I? Ooops, I also have a hubby, but he might be happy to get me off his hands. :);)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Haha, you know me alty... it's mostly about the money ;)

    Although the bunnies ARE tempting.

    ... the rest can stay.. . not a huge fan of the baggage.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Alty
    I have something better than money, it's called experience. Eeeek, not again, open mouth, insert foot. But alas, it is true. ;)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:03 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Last I heard, Ivanka owns 53% of the shares in "experience"
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Alty
    Not the kind of experience I was referring to Sneezy. ;)

    Eek, I should switch to water now, I think the beer has gone straight to my head. :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    friend4u178
    She can have all my experience...
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yeah, while you were off, I polished off my bottle of riesling.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:06 PM
    Alty
    Never had riesling, how is it?
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    She can have all my experience..............


    If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:07 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Never had riesling?

    ... oh my alty... my dear, you got to let me send you a case.

    My favorite white wine.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Alty
    Send away, I'd love to try it. :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:18 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

    OH Yeah!! ;)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Alty
    M, this could be the next best seller. How about it? I could go from children's book to soft core porn. ;);););)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:26 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Alty, sup old fart? *hardy har har*
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:28 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Terrible, just terrible.

    Cm, am I right in assuming that you're 22?
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:31 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    It's not an assumption cause I told you :P Plus, it's on my profile. But yes, sir I am.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:33 PM
    friend4u178
    And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:33 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ah fair enough.

    ... forgive me, for I am relatively drunk.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:35 PM
    Alty
    Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

    Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:37 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)

    Who is that?
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:37 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

    Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)

    Never!
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:38 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Who is... ivanka?

    ... did you just ask... who my future wife... was?
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:39 PM
    Alty
    CM, I'm only kidding, we not quite middle aged farts do that once in a while. ;)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:39 PM
    friend4u178
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    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
    Who is that?

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  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:40 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    who is...ivanka?

    ...did you just ask...who my future wife...was?


    Would you be Mr. Sneezy Trump, or would she be Ivanka Funny?
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:41 PM
    friend4u178
    Ivanka sneezy

    Go ahead sweety , I'll get you a tissue :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:41 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I think we'd compromise.

    ... Mr Sneezy Funny Trump and Mrs Ivanka Trump Funny
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:43 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    I WISH I looked like her
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:44 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)
    Sneezy, I found your new girlfriend, she even likes wine;

    Attachment 10049
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:45 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... who... is that?

    And by the way, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
    I WISH I looked like her

    And here's where I give you some of my wisdom, acquired with age. Never wish to be something you're not, be happy with what you have, you are unique, special, and beautiful. Everyone wants something they don't have, even the most beautiful women in the world have a wish list. Be content with who and what you are, I wouldn't change a thing. :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:48 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    ...who...is that?

    and btw, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls

    What have I done? HC, I'm sorry, beer, Alty, bad combo. Forgive me?

    Sneezy, she knows your heart belongs to her and no other, she has nothing to fear. :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:49 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    There are tons of things that I would change about my personal appearance, they are slowly being worked on. As for my social, love, and career life, I'm completely content and happy!
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Regardless, that girl's a cutie.

    Anyway, I'm off to bed... this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

    Ciao to everyone!

    Say hello to starbs for me.
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:52 PM
    Alty
    Things that are within my control I wouldn't mind changing, but I wouldn't go under the knife. Loose weight, work out, get toned, yup, I'm slowly working on that. Perkier breasts, smaller nose, bigger lips, nope, never. :)
  • Jul 9, 2008, 10:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    regardless, that girl's a cutie.

    anywho, I'm off to bed...this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

    ciao to everyone!

    say hello to starbs for me.


    Night Sneezy trump Funny, sleep tight, and will do, if she ever wakes up. :)

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