... so... I just found out that Ivanka Trump is newly single.

... I'm flying standby to ny in the morning. It's a done deal.

Such a fickle boy Sneezy, I've been waiting for your arrival, but alas, no Sneezy, seems I'm not competition for Ivanka. :(

Go for it sneezy... I hear she has nice puppies ;)

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Alty, after HC, you'll always be my love.

.. but Ivanka... has nice puppies.

... and is worth roughly 1.7 billion.

So it's all about the money? I have nice puppies, and bunnies, and a bird, and a fish, two kids, a mortgage, a yard that needs mowing, laundry, dishes, cars, a trailer, eeek, I come with allot of baggage, don't I? Ooops, I also have a hubby, but he might be happy to get me off his hands. :);)

Haha, you know me alty... it's mostly about the money ;)

Although the bunnies ARE tempting.

... the rest can stay.. . not a huge fan of the baggage.

I have something better than money, it's called experience. Eeeek, not again, open mouth, insert foot. But alas, it is true. ;)

Last I heard, Ivanka owns 53% of the shares in "experience"

Not the kind of experience I was referring to Sneezy. ;)

Eek, I should switch to water now, I think the beer has gone straight to my head. :)

She can have all my experience...

Yeah, while you were off, I polished off my bottle of riesling.

Never had riesling, how is it?

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She can have all my experience..............

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If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

Never had riesling?

... oh my alty... my dear, you got to let me send you a case.

My favorite white wine.

Send away, I'd love to try it. :)

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If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

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OH Yeah!! ;)

M, this could be the next best seller. How about it? I could go from children's book to soft core porn. ;);););)

Alty, sup old fart? *hardy har har*

Terrible, just terrible.

Cm, am I right in assuming that you're 22?

It's not an assumption cause I told you :P Plus, it's on my profile. But yes, sir I am.

And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)

Ah fair enough.

... forgive me, for I am relatively drunk.

Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)

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And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)

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Who is that?

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Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)

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Never!

Who is... ivanka?

... did you just ask... who my future wife... was?

CM, I'm only kidding, we not quite middle aged farts do that once in a while. ;)

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who is...ivanka?

...did you just ask...who my future wife...was?

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Would you be Mr. Sneezy Trump, or would she be Ivanka Funny?

Ivanka sneezy

Go ahead sweety , I'll get you a tissue :)

I think we'd compromise.

... Mr Sneezy Funny Trump and Mrs Ivanka Trump Funny

I WISH I looked like her

Sneezy, I found your new girlfriend, she even likes wine;

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... who... is that?

And by the way, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls

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I WISH I looked like her

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And here's where I give you some of my wisdom, acquired with age. Never wish to be something you're not, be happy with what you have, you are unique, special, and beautiful. Everyone wants something they don't have, even the most beautiful women in the world have a wish list. Be content with who and what you are, I wouldn't change a thing. :)

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...who...is that?

and btw, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls

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What have I done? HC, I'm sorry, beer, Alty, bad combo. Forgive me?

Sneezy, she knows your heart belongs to her and no other, she has nothing to fear. :)

There are tons of things that I would change about my personal appearance, they are slowly being worked on. As for my social, love, and career life, I'm completely content and happy!

Regardless, that girl's a cutie.

Anyway, I'm off to bed... this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

Ciao to everyone!

Say hello to starbs for me.

Things that are within my control I wouldn't mind changing, but I wouldn't go under the knife. Loose weight, work out, get toned, yup, I'm slowly working on that. Perkier breasts, smaller nose, bigger lips, nope, never. :)

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regardless, that girl's a cutie.

anywho, I'm off to bed...this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

ciao to everyone!

say hello to starbs for me.

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Night Sneezy trump Funny, sleep tight, and will do, if she ever wakes up. :)