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  • Mar 30, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Synnen
    Dang it!

    You take all my fun away!

    (I still love you, though)
  • Mar 30, 2008, 04:33 PM
    Allheart
    Hee hee, I love you more sweetheart. :)
  • Mar 30, 2008, 04:45 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Wait! You mean that up to this point you have been illegally administering my narcotics to me?!? By the way, I need some more of that stuff that makes me see magenta bunnies. I like that.

    Nope, not illegally, just under the license of my clinical instructor. <eg>
  • Mar 31, 2008, 01:27 AM
    curlybenswife
    We all gave you permission to give the mean ol man drugs anyway lol had to keep him quiet somehow ;)

    I know what's under that heart giggle
  • Mar 31, 2008, 02:17 AM
    Allheart
    1 Attachment(s)
    March 31 st....32 days.....and counting!!!

    We know you will reach the top J...

    Attachment 7322
  • Mar 31, 2008, 02:31 AM
    curlybenswife
    Lol had to be a monkey pole dancing didn't it ;)
  • Mar 31, 2008, 05:07 AM
    Allheart
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    lol had to be a monkey pole dancing didnt it ;)


    Hee hee, Must have monkey's on my mind :).
  • Mar 31, 2008, 05:36 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle can't possibly think why
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:01 AM
    Allheart
    Hmmmm I'm stumped toooooooooo

    (that night I never laughed and cried so hard at the same time... oh and learned something)
  • Mar 31, 2008, 07:31 AM
    curlybenswife
    It was the shock factor and the innocence of it pure brilliance for sure
  • Mar 31, 2008, 07:33 AM
    startover22
    :) awww you guys...
    Go J Go, another day of studying!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 11:27 AM
    J_9
    32 days and counting!! Test went wonderfully today. Just waiting on my results.
  • Mar 31, 2008, 11:30 AM
    startover22
    NICE J!!
    Great job!
    Keep going, keep going... and going... and going!! :)
  • Mar 31, 2008, 12:00 PM
    Synnen
    Woohooo!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 12:03 PM
    J_9
    I sit here hitting refresh, just waiting for the grades.

    It's always hurry and wait. LOL

    I am currently on the Bubble so to speak with a 78 average, so bringing it up to a 79.5 shouldn't be too hard (all cause of the last test). Luckily my clinical instructor is available for tutoring for the rest of the semester for those of us right on the boarder.

    I LOVE MY CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR!!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 12:21 PM
    kp2171
    One foot in front of the other...

    How to pass academic tests and sobriety tests.
  • Mar 31, 2008, 01:30 PM
    J_9
    92% boy did I need that!!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 01:33 PM
    startover22
    Holy Crap J, farkin' COOL!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:04 PM
    flossie
    Way To Go J_9!!
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:30 PM
    magprob
    APPLIED TECHNIQUES FOR THE ADMINISTRATION OF ENEMAS
    Enemas have been used for centuries, but enema technique has evolved through trial and error rather than systematic research. Enema administration is a basic nursing skill; it is the nurse who usually recognizes when an enema is needed and requests a doctor`s order , then gives or delegates giving the enema, and finally evaluates the enema`s effectiveness and how well patient tolerated it. Hence, nurses need to know the best way to give enemas.
    After fourteen years in an Endoscopy unit, some practical experience grants me right to give some information about optimal enema techniques, safety and invalid comparisons of enemas with other methods of colon cleansing.
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:50 PM
    J_9
    Ah, nurses give very few enemas these days. Especially in Labor & Delivery where I'll be working for the next 2 years till I start pushing the REAL drugs.
  • Mar 31, 2008, 08:57 PM
    curlybenswife
    Well done hunny xxxx
  • Apr 1, 2008, 12:08 AM
    Allheart
    So proud of you!
  • Apr 1, 2008, 12:12 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    GO J_9!!

    I JUST found this thread!! Whoo!!

    See you in the OR in about 4 years?
  • Apr 1, 2008, 05:48 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    see you in the OR in about 4 years?

    I'd be happy to work with you in the OR!!
  • Apr 1, 2008, 01:06 PM
    J_9
    I'm getting more and more excited now!! Just got my dress and shoes for the pinning ceremony, then went and picked up my cap and gown, honors stole and tassel and all!

    I really never thought I'd see this day.
  • Apr 1, 2008, 01:16 PM
    Emland
    Yay for J!
  • Apr 1, 2008, 01:21 PM
    HistorianChick
    Honors! Wow! Congrats J_9!

    31 days!! :D
  • Apr 1, 2008, 01:21 PM
    Allheart
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    I'm getting more and more excited now!!! Just got my dress and shoes for the pinning ceremony, then went and picked up my cap and gown, honors stole and tassel and all!!

    I really never thought I'd see this day.

    I just had an x-ray of my tummy taken :(... and look what they found in my belly for you

    Attachment 7368

    But they're happy butterflies :):)... soooooooooooooooooo excited for you J and even more proud!!
  • Apr 2, 2008, 01:57 AM
    curlybenswife
    We knew you would get there j no doubt in our minds at all your way to special to not do it ;)
  • Apr 2, 2008, 03:56 PM
    J_9
    Does anyone know how to add more hours to the day? More days to the week? Weeks to the month? Can I sleep through this next month and someone wake me the morning of the Pinning Ceremony?

    Too much drama at school about the ceremony. Too many cackling hens in the class who can't agree to anything.

    Oh, but hey, we booked the church where the ceremony is to take place, booked it about 2 months ago. Gave them our head count and everything...

    Find out today they only seat 325 people... WE HAVE 450 COMING!!

    Decorations? What are decorations? Oh, yeah, one gal said we can use table cloths on 5 tables, leave one unclothed, cloth 5 more, leave another unclothed. Where in the hell am I graduating from, Podunk University??

    Feck me, scuse my french... but this is just too frustrating.

    Sorry, had to vent!
  • Apr 2, 2008, 04:23 PM
    startover22
    LOL, J, I promise you all will have it all figured out...
    Don't fret, or maybe you should cause you are so damn cute doing it!;)
    Don't worry, last minute crap always turns up but we all seem to work it all out!
  • Apr 3, 2008, 05:56 AM
    Emland
    Okay J, tell the truth. How long until you go back to school for your Nurse Practioner's License?
  • Apr 3, 2008, 02:00 PM
    J_9
    674 hours until the pinning ceremony! :D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland
    Okay J, tell the truth. How long until you go back to school for your Nurse Practioner's License?

    Errm, I plan on starting back this fall for my Bachelors at the University of Tennessee. I need to get Bachelor's and Masters for NP license and get started before they make it mandatory to have your Doctorate just to be a NP. That way I'll be grandfathered in before the laws change. ;)
  • Apr 8, 2008, 07:01 AM
    Allheart
    1 Attachment(s)
    I've lost count... but...



    Attachment 7593
  • Apr 8, 2008, 07:15 AM
    Alty
    Go J Go. Does this mean you can tell me I wrong and have the credentials to back it up? Darnit! Not that I ever doubted you, but now I don't have a snowballs chance in h*ll. :p

    You are great, all the women on this board are so lucky to have you here. The men too, but we've got dibs on you.:)
  • Apr 8, 2008, 07:36 AM
    retsoksirhc
    You should come back to Michigan :)

    I know a few doctors from where I work (our clients)... it could definitely turn into a real life version of Scrubs. Sweeeeeet.
  • Apr 8, 2008, 04:35 PM
    startover22
    Keep up the good work! It will pay off for you suga mama! :)
  • Apr 8, 2008, 06:25 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by retsoksirhc
    You should come back to Michigan :)

    I know a few doctors from where I work (our clients)... it could definitely turn into a real life version of Scrubs. Sweeeeeet.


    I would LOVE to come back to Michigan. I'd be so much closer to Mom... and I miss the changing of seasons. BUT, the economy is so bad there, and we are about to start selling stocks in my husband's business. I think it best I stay here for now.

    Anyway, here is my official unofficial graduation picture.
    http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/Orde...4F000040&po=40

    Ah, dang it, just click the link. I wish I could figure out how to post it, maybe Ben could help me with this one? :p
  • Apr 8, 2008, 06:31 PM
    Fr_Chuck
    Is McDonalds or KFC doing the catering ?

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