Hello adam:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Nope.
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Hello adam:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Nope.
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Never ask a woman with a large shape "when is that baby due ?"..
I'm in shape...Quote:
Originally Posted by jmjoseph
Round is a shape! :p
You're not round. I've seen your picture. And you work too hard to be keeping on calories.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
You know the women I'm talking about. They must be drinking a lot of beer to be having that "third tri-mester" look, all in the front.
But you know me(not really), trying to be nice. I ask if it's going to be a boy or a girl. I almost got my butt whooped once. I could out run her.
Never ask directly to the person is question:eek: ask a innocent bystander:)
A clerk at a local grocers was gone and I asked if she had her baby. They informed me that she wasn't pregnant:rolleyes:
Glad to know it's not just me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Dahlia
We were visiting a friend of my hubby and his wife, that we hadn't seen for ages. She looked pregnant enough that I would have thought the baby was due tomorrow. I blurted out, 'Oh you're having a baby, congratulations.'Quote:
Originally Posted by jmjoseph
She looked at me puzzled and said, 'but we only just found out and I'm only 6 weeks how can you tell?'
'Oh, you've got that amazing expectant glow about you,' I gushed.
She absolutely beamed at that answer.
Phew! Quick thinking eh lol...
Hubby was still chuckling a week later.
Mind you I learned my lesson, might not be so lucky next time. *mouth zipped*
Last year I had a patient about to deliver, her mother looked over at me and asked when my baby was due.
I've since lost weight.
Reminds me of when I went to talk to an ante-natal class at the local hospital as the guest breast-feeding support speaker. The midwife in charge tried to usher me into a seat with the other pregnant ladies and I patiently explained I was there to give the talk not listen to it. She looked very embarrassed until I assured her that I was actually pregnant as well.
She then asked me when the baby was due and I replied, 'tomorrow.'
I swear she spent the whole of the talk with one eye on my bump lol.
Another time I was stopped in the street by a lady who was selling some kind of weight-loss plan.
'Excuse me my dear,' she said. 'would you be interested in losing weight at all?'
Imagine doing that for a living, boy she must get some rude responses!
'I'm planning on losing a good few pounds very quickly quite soon,' I replied, 'that's another person on board.'
As my co-worker says,"I have a body of a god,unfortunately it's Buddha!":pQuote:
Originally Posted by J_9
AND!!
What are you on today J?? I want some of what you taking, make mine a double with refills!Please!
If I opened a thread with all my random thoughts, sheesh,I would be able to fill the 1500 on my own, in a few days:D
I think that I should think more...
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Originally Posted by Stringer
Why is it when you are in a department store and you're standing there with your arms loaded down with clothing, a cashier will ask... Can I help you? What do you say? No.. I just thought I'd stand here with these clothes for a while?
Sunday mornings random thought...
If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$? Hmmm?
Last random thought before I fall asleep, or am I already asleep?
Have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away?
All the time.
You'll slide better on tile... just a thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Funnel cake should be a health food.
Huh, I always thought it was the knees, imagine my face:eek:when I learned this from J... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
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