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  • May 18, 2009, 06:19 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone ...for example...I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time...early in the morning ...before 8 am so one day i answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice i could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! i thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and fianlly, when she asked me what i was doing i told her i am playing with my butthole wanna help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol.... I am sorry if this offends anyone but i am kinda drunk and i needed to vent ....ahhh i feel better ;)

    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. Lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
  • May 18, 2009, 06:22 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL
    Answering the door naked is another way... Especially if you're an ugly fat guy. That will turn some cheeks, I mean turn some people away. Lol
  • May 18, 2009, 06:26 PM
    Alty

    I once told the JW's that I was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "Mommy, I'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed... ;)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:27 PM
    liz28

    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
  • May 18, 2009, 06:29 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
    Don't let the name fool you, he's 100% guy! :)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:39 PM
    liz28

    Yeah, I did let his user name fool me. =()
  • May 18, 2009, 06:47 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Hey Jesus turned water into wine.

    Why Can I not turn pop into beer?

    Can not blame a guy for trying.

    No more suckling mama's milk because men needs to drink beer in order to grow a strong stomach..

    Okay now I am drunk.lol
  • May 18, 2009, 06:48 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
    No I don't mind Joe Joe I like that you liked it
  • May 18, 2009, 06:49 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by altenweg View Post
    i once told the jw's that i was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "mommy, i'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed....... ;)
    lmao
  • May 18, 2009, 06:51 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    No more suckling mama's milk
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
  • May 18, 2009, 07:02 PM
    liz28

    Is there a full moon tonight?
  • May 18, 2009, 07:09 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Is there a full moon tonight?
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance?
  • May 18, 2009, 07:11 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    Yeah I was curious also;)
  • May 18, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    OH YEAH!!

    EVERYbody moon Liz!!

    XOXOXO Hug XOXOXO
  • May 18, 2009, 07:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
  • May 18, 2009, 07:21 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
    SSssslluuuurrp!
  • May 18, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    SSssslluuuurrp!
    No biting! No biting! :eek:
  • May 18, 2009, 07:24 PM
    Catsmine
    Biting can be fun. Timing IS everything.

    Oops, bedtime for puppydog, g'night
  • May 18, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Alty

    Night puppy dog? ;)

    Bear bum, I see you peeking. I've been missing you, we seem to be on at different times lately. :(
  • May 18, 2009, 07:36 PM
    nitelight198073

    Hiya hear what's the happs love

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