Hi guys. I'm here, checking in, and now I'm leaving.

JR KISSES all around!

'Night! :D

You sound much better Chicky! Good, that's real good!

Hmm... that "treat" to stringman...

... she looks a tad bit old, no?

I mean, from the neck up.

Neck down, I give it... 2 months.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

hmm...that "treat" to stringman...

...she looks a tad bit old, no?

I mean, from the neck up.

Neck down, I give it...2 months.

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Agreed, but I didn't choose to offend...

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
Return, her Father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

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Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
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LMAO, it's so sad that it's funny! :)

I see that some of the gang has checked in, even our elusive little Sneezy.

Sneezy, she's not old, she's probably younger than me, you little stinker, stop trying to make me feel old, I'm only 38. Eeeek, when you write it down it doesn't look good, where did the 2 go? :(

Someone shoot me! :(

Hi Ya'll!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is good to be back home! Looks like it is michief as usual! Just dropped in on the Rebel to say hello and will vvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmm out of here for now...................!!! Later all!

Rets(y), present and account for :)

I am not going to vacuum till Sears makes one I can ride on. Love it Stringer.

Reb, hey you fast lady;)
Hi Rets and Sneeze!

Hiya starty! How are things going?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sneezy, she's not old, she's probably younger than me, you little stinker, stop trying to make me feel old, I'm only 38. Eeeek, when you write it down it doesn't look good, where did the 2 go? :(

Someone shoot me! :(

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It'll be here in 4 years :) lol

Going well, just getting out of bed late and being lazy. My fave days are Sunday, espeially when there are no early plans;) How have you been? How were the holidays for you?

It's going pretty well, except for the fact that my car died yesterday :(

Moved into my own apartment again, got a better job, all the good stuff :)

Awww.. poor car.
Sounds like you are on fire other wise;)

I don't know anything about Geo Prisms... sorry sweet Rets;)
CaptainRich is a great mechanic... I am sure he will see your post as soon as he can;)

Lol. No big deal. I can get a ride to work if I need one, a coworker live in the next apartment complex over. It just kindof sucks that I have to take the bus if I want to go anywhere right now. I'd hop on my bike or strap on my skates, but this dang Michigan snow...

Mmmm, could be pretty fun trying to get your bike out... not your skates though;)

Morning Stringer... I see you

Lol. Yeah, I saw them plowing the sidewalks last night, while the towtruck was bringing me home. Maybe I could get through.

I'm thinking I'd rather use a 'bike' than a bicycle, come spring.Now just to get the motorcycle endorsement on my drivers license...