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  • Jan 5, 2009, 06:39 PM
    Wondergirl
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    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    I was thinking maybe excon would want to help with the body makeup.

    Hmmm, not sure he's done much with applying makeup (chocolate maybe... ). And he might be too shy?
  • Jan 5, 2009, 06:42 PM
    HistorianChick

    Great, I just realized that I have to find myself a Roger Rabbit!

    Now taking applications for July!
  • Jan 6, 2009, 10:45 AM
    twinkiedooter

    Gee, can I wear my balogna perfume? I've convinced my Jack Russell Dinky to let me borrow some of hers. Or maybe I'll use the sardine perfume instead. Oh, and my top half of my gymnosophy outfit is rather large (thought you'd like to know) so there will be no closeup shots available of me. Just a long shot with the two coonies held over strategic spots of my gymnosophy suit.
  • Jan 6, 2009, 11:03 AM
    JudyKayTee
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    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Gee, can I wear my balogna perfume? I've convinced my Jack Russell Dinky to let me borrow some of hers. Or maybe I'll use the sardine perfume instead. Oh, and my top half of my gymnosophy outfit is rather large (thought you'd like to know) so there will be no closeup shots available of me. Just a long shot with the two coonies held over strategic spots of my gymnosophy suit.



    Before you start spraying sardine perfume on yourself keep in mind that I - as booking agent - have arranged for several animals (so far dogs, racoons and rabbits) to actually be on the set. Now, I don't know exactly which animals are attracted to the smell of sardines but I think I would research the subject carefully if I were you.

    Will we need small coonies or large coonies - just so I know what to order. Or will you be bringing your own?

    I am already aware it could be dangerous to wear carrot perfume with the rabbits hanging around.

    I am still thinking about my costume and I still haven't picked a month.
  • Jan 6, 2009, 05:47 PM
    twinkiedooter

    We'll need the extra large jumbo sized coonies like Big Daddy (he's a porker) and Stretch Armcoon (she's a porker also). I'll bring them both and wear some of the exotic sardine scent. I don't need any carrot scent as the bunnies could get rowdy.

    I was thinking of borrowing Nazda's wolf, Lady, but she's so big that she would definitely be overkill and might eat some of the bunnies as snacks. She does like diesel perfume also as well as the sardine scent but her ultimate favorite is salmon in hot sauce perfume. Now that's refreshing I'm told.

    Is this going to be a catered affair as well? Free eats or is there a cover charge involved here?
  • Jan 6, 2009, 05:55 PM
    JudyKayTee
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    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    We'll need the extra large jumbo sized coonies like Big Daddy (he's a porker) and Stretch Armcoon (she's a porker also). I'll bring them both and wear some of the exotic sardine scent. I don't need any carrot scent as the bunnies could get rowdy.

    I was thinking of borrowing Nazda's wolf, Lady, but she's so big that she would definitely be overkill and might eat some of the bunnies as snacks. She does like diesel perfume also as well as the sardine scent but her ultimate favorite is salmon in hot sauce perfume. Now that's refreshing I'm told.

    Is this going to be a catered affair as well? Free eats or is there a cover charge involved here?


    Free eats. I had not thought of that. I did figure that the alcohol will be flowing - but eats? I'll need a catering manager. Are you volunteering?
  • Jan 6, 2009, 07:27 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Who me?

    {raises hand} Oh Judy, I have some ideas for you if you haven't picked out a costume yet... how about...

    A bikini made entirely out of M&M's that is held together with someone else's imagination?? Or how about

    Columbo's rumpled raincoat provacatively posed??

    Uh, I'm still trying to think up some more... be back in the am with some more ideas...

    I'll volunteer to be the bartender. I have loads of experience. I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic so I know how to mix 'em.
  • Jan 11, 2009, 04:57 PM
    friend4u178
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    great, i just realized that i have to find myself a roger rabbit!

    Now taking applications for july!

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  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:01 PM
    HistorianChick

    Why, M, YOU'D like to be my Roger Rabbit? ;)
  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:04 PM
    friend4u178
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    Why, M, YOU'D like to be my Roger Rabbit? ;)

    ABSOLUTELY J... but only if you feel I'm worthy ;)
  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:05 PM
    HistorianChick

    Welllllll... I have to admit... You sure would look adorable in the ears... and the cute little cottontail... ;)
  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:08 PM
    friend4u178
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    welllllll......i have to admit.... You sure would look adorable in the ears.... And the cute little cottontail..... ;)

    Woo hoo!! :d

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  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:11 PM
    HistorianChick

    LOL!!

    Now, just be a good rabbit and you'll get a whole bunch of carrots...

    Yup, July is going to look aaawwwwesome... :D
  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:20 PM
    friend4u178
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    LOL!!!

    Now, just be a good rabbit and you'll get a whole bunch of carrots...

    Yup, July is going to look aaawwwwesome..... :D

    Something like this may work...

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  • Jan 11, 2009, 05:21 PM
    HistorianChick

    There we go! Judy, you got that? I think we can pull that one off! :D
  • Jan 12, 2009, 08:27 PM
    startover22
    YOu all are making me laugh so hard! Funny... I want to know what month is good for baking..?
  • Jan 13, 2009, 06:45 AM
    JudyKayTee
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    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    YOu all are making me laugh so hard!! Funny....I wanna know what month is good for baking.....????



    It depends upon what you intend to wear while baking. Twinkie is in charge of refreshments so maybe you could do the spread AND bake refreshments at the same time. Try to work carrots into the recipe because it appears we will have a plethora of carrots (I've always wanted to use "plethora" in a sentence).

    I am going to do a Columbo-type spread. Sunglasses and a raincoat.

    But what month?
  • Jan 13, 2009, 08:28 AM
    startover22
    Judy... I am going to have the worst tummy ache from laughing if I don't unsubscribe to this thread! Uh... carrots? Really? I suppose I can bake anything but shortbread for some reason, bring it on... how about November, it's cold and everyone needs a little baked good about the beginning of November;) Unless I am making Cupcakes with Carrots, then I should go for April;)

    Wear? MMMMMMMMM, what the hell kind of calendar is this? Hahahahahaha
    I love pink and black...
  • Jan 13, 2009, 08:32 AM
    JudyKayTee
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    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Judy....I am gonna have the worst tummy ache from laughing if I don't unsubscribe to this thread!! Uh...carrots? Really? I suppose I can bake anything but shortbread for some reason, bring it on...how about November, it's cold and everyone needs a little baked good about the beginning of November;) Unless I am making Cupcakes with Carrots, then I should go for April;)

    Wear? MMMMMMMMM, what the hell kinda calendar is this? Hahahahahaha
    I love pink and black.....



    Between the rabbit costume and the rabbits in the spread, yes, we will have a plethora of slightly used carrots. (See, I used "plethora" a second time.) Perhaps carrot cake?
  • Jan 13, 2009, 08:34 AM
    startover22
    Carrot cake is my specialty;) Done.

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