I could go make up some bbq sauce if you like? Do you want real bbq or fiery bbq?

I guess the lion is being ignored now. I guess that is a hint for me to go away now. I thought I would be invited to this monkey party, but not as dinner. Lol

Welcome King of the felines!!

Lions are always welcome to monkey parties!!

LOL shut up feeling sorry for yourself you silly soppy lion and grab a slice of cake just don't roar in my ear ill cry I have a monkey headache ;)

Sorry soppy lion. I took a bit of a break. I thought you went to sleep and wouldn't hear me again for a while. CBW, any b-b-q would be scrumptious I think. Although I like my bbq sweet and spicy. Ymmm. Lion cabob.

Ah sweet and spicey and sticky when on ribs slurp... the only way :D

You are monkey kaboob. Lol

Lion family tells me it tastes just like chicken. Ha ha ha.

I am awake again.. lol

Okay, I am happy with cake. It will keep me quite for a while until I have the poops because of the sugar.

Lion poopy, monkey poopy. Let's all poop and do the crazy monkey dance. The monkey poopy dance.

LOL just don't ask me to change any diapers/nappys...

But you know how to do it so well. AND, the lion is way too big for my little monkey hands to try to change his nappy.

Ha I don't do boy bums lol

Lol Cbw.

The lion monkey poopy dance.

LMAO Lion. Although that first poopy looks suspiciously like the pitbull poopy outside my back door.

You caught me. I could not find any real monkey pooh, so I had to go with the doggy pooh.

:eek:Allheart:eek:

Wait a minuite... I am so sorry... I just saw all the words... does it mean something else... honest... OH My God.

Should I delete it... Help, I need to look at it again.

I am so sorry. I just saw the cute little monkeys face. I'm sorry. I just saw the mans bits thing. I am so red (laughing too).

I never saw anything like that. Oh my God. I am sorry again. I deleted it. I am sorry.

Lol, I am sure there is a lot of spanking going on. To advertise it. OMG. Lol

Allheart, I would leave it there. It is funny. Lol funny. I would leave it up there for some ----- and giggles.

Joe

Come on allheart. Put it back up there. Please. Not that I want to order it or anything, just for the laugh.

Joe

But I really didn't know... honest. I never even knew about "monkey". Oh never mind.
I can't put it back up. Oh my God!! LOL.

p.s. Why would you spank it.

I just thought if one of the Monkey girls got outa line... I thought it was a Monkey joke.
I feel soooo stupid.!

Lmao oh Allheart I love you put it bak up j_9 will pee herself laughing

Okay allheart, please please calm down. I feel like I am the cat and you're the lion.

It was funny. It was a joke. There is no reason to feel down or stupid. OMG women, I thought my wife was pmsing. Lol

Please find the pic and put it back up or I will get something even better and put it up myself. Lol

You want all the monkeys and the lion to be happy, right.

Okay. I didn't get back in time before AH deleted her post. Although from reading the thread I think I have a pretty good idea. AH, were you talking about

Spanking the monkey.

I just saw the little Monkey face... and spank the monkey. I sware I had NO idea. And then when I saw Joe's reaction, I looked closer... and saw man's bits. Oh my God.

10 - 9- 8... it's coming DOWN!

I think I just wet myself that has to be the funniest thing ever

OMG. ROFLMAO. AH did anyone explain to you yet what this means honey?

Spanking the monkey

Hey. I think that is a very reasonable price in exchange for a lifetime of pleasure.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Allheart

I love you too. But I feel like crying for being so stupid. I will show you real quick then I am deleting. I will put it up again for J_9...later. I can't leave it up. How could I be so stupid. Oh my God!

http://www.monkeyspanker.co.uk/monke...yer%20safe.jpg

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Rude girl

NO! I was going to ask hubby, but I'm afraid he will get mad at me and think this website is some sort of oh I don't know. OH MY GOD. Sorry guys but it has to come down.

I love you. I just need to recover!!

( But I think I get it now) I never knew they called it that if that's what I think it is.

LMFAO it isn't going anywhere bens qouted it

Curly I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Somebody just pray or send good thoughts for my stupid arse. This is SO typical of me. Trust me.

Oh my God.

Lol good ben quoted it. Just glad it was not some real guy spanking his monkey. Omg that would have been a porn shocker on this thread.

It's official... I am so going to hell.

It funny and had I found it I would have posted it anyway you have made me laugh so much I'm so glad I had a pee before I sat down or id be sat in a puddle you are the best and I love you so much

That pic had me laughing so hard I wet my nappies. Oh AH. You do know now that is an expression used for...

Oh CBW thank you so much. You made me feel so much better. It is pretty funny isn't it?

Okay, so now it's out in the open, people use this thing??

Look. My hair is sticking up even straighter by that.

AH, you are just too cute for words. That was the best laugh of the day.