I remember wanting to gain weight. Once, a long long time ago.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Been there done that, but when you are over 40 it's harder to lose the weight.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

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Teehee Alty-Mommy did you see my picture?

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

teehee Alty-Mommy did you see my picture?

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Yes. I don't look like that... yet. ;)

Actually, I don't have wrinkles. Don't know if it's genetics, the weather in Canada, the fact that I don't tan on purpose, use cream, or what.

Maybe that's why I look 12? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes. I don't look like that...yet. ;)

Actually, I don't have wrinkles. Don't know if it's genetics, the weather in Canada, the fact that I don't tan on purpose, use cream, or what.

Maybe that's why I look 12? :confused:

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Is your avatar how you really look?

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

is your avatar how you really look?

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Lol.. children.

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

is your avatar how you really look?

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I wish.

I have pictures on the site.

I'll post one of them here. It almost a year old, but haven't changed much. The color is a bit darker now, and I've lost some weight. Other then that, it's me at 38. :)

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Lucky hubby ;)

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

Lucky hubby ;)

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Well aren't you sweet?

Thanks Dad. :)

I guess I'm not hideous, but I'm definitely not my avy. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well aren't you sweet?

Thanks Dad. :)

I guess I'm not hideous, but I'm definitely not my avy. ;)

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Close (wink wink )

Lucky boytoy. Wait. Uhhh

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

Close (wink wink )

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That only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and pregnancy. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and pregnancy. ;)

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You forgot photoshop hehe

Alty, you are beautiful and love that impish little smile (smirk?). ;)


Sneezy, my husband calls me confusing all the time. Keeps life interesting. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

lucky boytoy. wait. uhhh

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You really are bored, aren't you? ;)

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

You forgot photoshop hehe

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Thanks to the boy toy mentioned above. :)

Too bad I can't photoshop my nose smaller. :(

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Alty, you are beautiful and love that impish little smile (smirk?). ;)


Sneezy, my husband calls me confusing all the time. Keeps life interesting. ;)

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Thanks Cat.

The evil smirk is a daily thing. It's permanent. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I wish.

I have pictures on the site.

I'll post one of them here. It almost a year old, but haven't changed much. The color is a bit darker now, and I've lost some weight. Other then that, it's me at 38. :)

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Well I think you are pretty

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Well I think you are pretty

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Thanks Emop.

Back in the day I turned a few heads, now I'm just the older lady that blends into the background, until I talk. ;)

Got all the confidence in the world. That makes up for a lot. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Thanks Emop.

Back in the day I turned a few heads, now I'm just the older lady that blends into the background, until I talk. ;)

Got all the confidence in the world. That makes up for a lot. :)

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Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you!!

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How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

<drool>

How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

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Lets see. If she is 12 now that means well maybe 20 years. ;0)

These days, it could happen at nearly any time? 12 may be old enough. I don't want to go there.

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from... I'd like to say that she's... maybe... 40? She's a grandma.

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<drool>

How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

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I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)

Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids... and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (... half my friends are married... most of the other half is engaged... a good percentage of them have kids).

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!

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LOL! Don't have to wait for that. Had the vice principal and the grade 6 teacher hit on me this year.

This is how warped I am. I flirted back hoping that the kids would get A's because of it. No go. :(

My favorite is when some 20 something flirts with me thinking that because I'm old... er, I'll be flattered. Ya right. Been there. Done that. Wrote the book. I'm too old to train another one. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.

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:eek:

Wait... this is you. You think everyone over 25 looks 40. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)

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No grandkids! Not for at least, LEAST, 10 years. Even that is too early. Jared would only be 21.

I have a while (I HOPE) before I have to worry about grandkids.

I feel the urge to talk to my kids about birth control all of a sudden.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids...and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (...half my friends are married...most of the other half is engaged...a good percentage of them have kids).

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Med school, marriage and kids, doesn't mix well.

Just saying. :)

Okay, I'm officially sick to my stomach.

Yeah. Lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

... jesus christ.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

yeah. lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

...jesus christ.

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Which post did I miss? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I missed it too.

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Originally Posted by J_9

I missed it too.

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Then what made you sick to your stomach?

My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

i gotta ask...where?

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Let's just say it would be covered at a topless beach and would get me insta-banned if I posted pics.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Then what made you sick to your stomach?

My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)

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Not your picture honey... the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!

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No, wait until the kids' FRIENDS start hitting on you.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.

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My mom was 38 when she become a grandma. My sister was 16.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Not your picture honey....the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:

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Na, stick around, I just posted a thread about the new skin, we can get in trouble together. :)