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Or a whale, whichever is better. No, I would hate for that though. Everytime I would take off my pants the girl would either faint or run screaming. I would be a virgin for life. :(

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It would be dragging on the floor. You'd need a sling. :p

Congrats Jennie, On your new boy toy.

Happy you found one. Finally, took you long enough lol

I know have not been around lately. Lots of dealing with things.

Adios,

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Congrats Jennie, On your new boy toy.

Happy you found one. Finally, took you long enough lol

I know have not been around lately. Lots of dealing with things.

Adios,

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Joe, how are you? I miss you.

How's little cheeks and wifey poo?

Don't be a stranger, I need my Dr. Evil around to keep these guys at bay. ;)

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It would be dragging on the floor. You'd need a sling. :p

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I think I would have to wrap it around my leg a couple times then tape it to my leg.

Good Idea, Well Adam good to see you here.

So so so happy to see you here. Not the Jenny happy but just happy that Jennie found a boy toy for herself.

You should come around more often you know.

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Good Idea, Well Adam good to see you here.

So so so happy to see you here. Not the Jenny happy but just happy that Jennie found a boy toy for herself.

You should come around more often you know.

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Hey Joe, It is really good to see you again. It has been awhile for me around these parts. I am glad to be making an appearance. I just have been busy and had a lot going on.

Well, my day is pretty much over here. I think I am going to go rent Jim Gaffigan and have a few laughs at his hot pocket skit.

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Good Idea, Well Adam good to see you here.

So so so happy to see you here. Not the Jenny happy but just happy that Jennie found a boy toy for herself.

You should come around more often you know.

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I asked you to be my boy toy,b ut you weren't around so I never got an answer :P I'm not sure if you would though ;)

Gah.

Internet went off. It was crazy- a whole day without technology.

I'm back though. My Amish day is over.

Sarah

Whew

Every night when I go home, the only internet I have is on my phone... my home network is not working due to the main computer not having a working Ethernet card... :(

Hey y'all, just checking in... things are a bit quiet tonight

Whew indeed BBJ!

Black-- Me thinks it's time to get that fixed!

Nikosmom-- well hallo there mz thang ;)

Sarah

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Whew indeed BBJ!

Black-- Me thinks it's time to get that fixed!

Nikosmom-- well hallo there mz thang ;)

Sarah

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Me thinks you be right, but alas, my coffers are running dry... :(

Sarah - what's BBJ :confused:
Blacky - "coffers"

Methinks I've been studying too long and have subsequently gotten dumber in the process... :(

My head hurts. My neck hurts. My shoulders hurt. My arse hurts. Sigh.

Hello all.

How's everyone's Wednesday been?

Glorious, I expect...

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Hello all.

How's everyone's Wednesday been?

Glorious, I expect...

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It's Wednesday! :eek:

Crap. :(

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Sarah - what's BBJ :confused:
Blacky - "coffers"

Methinks I've been studying too long and have subsequently gotten dumber in the process... :(

My head hurts. My neck hurts. My shoulders hurt. My arse hurts. Sigh.

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Coffer - A strongbox: a strong chest or box used for keeping money or valuables safe

The more you know... :D


Ahh pretty maiden, rest thou weary body and part-take in the merry-making of this congregation, if only for a moment.

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It's Wednesday!? :eek:

Crap. :(

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Nope... Thursday here for me... :cool:

Well, it was Wednesday... 14 minutes ago. Haha.

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My head hurts. My neck hurts. My shoulders hurt. My arse hurts. Sigh.

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Next time...
http://www.evercrest.com/images2/ext/astroglide.jpg

I think he makes a sexy model for Astroglide.

Sarah

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Next time...
http://www.evercrest.com/images2/ext/astroglide.jpg

I think he makes a sexy model for Astroglide.

Sarah

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That's a guy?? :eek:

*GULP*

I got to get my eyes checked... :(

Hey can anyone help me with this thread- I have no knowledge about this...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/family...ce-380991.html

Sarah

I thought it was a very homley-lookin' girl...

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I thought it was a very homley-lookin' girl...

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Homely... right... :o

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Thats a guy??? :eek:

*GULP*

I gotta get my eyes checked... :(

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I thought it was a girl too Black. :eek:

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Well, it was Wednesday...14 minutes ago. Haha.

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Now y'all got me all confused. What the hell day is it? :mad:

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I thought it was a girl too Black. :eek:

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Scary isn't it?

How would you feel if you saw that guy on the next "Bachelor" reality TV show? :eek:

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Scary isn't it?

How would you feel if you saw that guy on the next "Bachelor" reality tv show? :eek:

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I'd try to lose.

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Homely... right... :o

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Forgive me, I left my grammar Nazi hat outside today. Haha.

Good Night,

LSS,
Black,
Torri,
NM

It is time to finally hopefully get some sleep, some how I doubt it though.

LSS, wish I could help you on the other thread, sounds like a winner. There should be ways around it. Hope you get some answers.

Joe

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I'd try to lose.

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Start running if he comes after you like that with the Astroglide... Lol!

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I'd try to lose.

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I'd shoot him in the face.

Night Helper

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Good Night,

LSS,
Black,
Torri,
NM

It is time to finally hopefully get some sleep, some how I doubt it though.

LSS, wish I could help you on the other thread, sounds like a winner. There should be ways around it. Hope you get some answers.

Joe

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Later Joe... :)

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I'd shoot him in the face.

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Ooooo... drastic, but necessary I guess... Lol!

Shoot I always come when your going BBJ :(

Ah well good night!



I think I have a pet fly guys. No joke. The sucker won't stop following me [yes, I did shower], he lands on my arm all the time-- now he's right in front of me like he's waiting to be pet... weird fly. I've tried to kill it--- but then again he's too fast for me.

Sarah

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Ooooo... drastic, but necessary I guess... Lol!

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I'd probably just be feeling nauseated and bored.

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Shoot I always come when your going BBJ :(

Ah well good night!



I think I have a pet fly guys. No joke. The sucker won't stop following me [yes, I did shower], he lands on my arm all the time-- now he's right in front of me like he's waiting to be pet... weird fly. I've tried to kill it--- but then again he's too fast for me.

Sarah

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So if he is too fast for you to kill him, how does he expect to be pet?

How do you know it's a he?

Maybe he is just a very bad stalker...

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Shoot I always come when your going BBJ :(

Ah well good night!



I think I have a pet fly guys. No joke. The sucker won't stop following me [yes, I did shower], he lands on my arm all the time-- now he's right in front of me like he's waiting to be pet... weird fly. I've tried to kill it--- but then again he's too fast for me.

Sarah

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Aerosol can and a lighter, aim, fire.

He'll be a crispy critter in seconds. :)