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  • May 13, 2009, 11:28 AM
    kp2171
    I'm thinking kc might be the flirtxpert?

    Ill do my fair share of noise in the ladies direction, but I'm thinking kc can wear the flirty crown... he seems to pounce on any new cutie in short time.
  • May 13, 2009, 11:30 AM
    kctiger

    KP, I may be the flirtxpert... you have a point... doesn't matter. Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one. I may know how to get the ladies, buy you teach us dudes how to keep them.
  • May 13, 2009, 11:31 AM
    Unknown008

    Sorry kp, you're already an expert, have you forgotten? Lol :p

    EDIT : oops again... sorry kp, I misread, and read kp instead of kc... :o
  • May 13, 2009, 11:32 AM
    kctiger

    KP has pronounced me the Flirt-Expert. So it shall be! :cool:
  • May 13, 2009, 11:40 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    KP, I may be the flirtxpert...you have a point...doesn't matter. Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one. I may know how to get the ladies, buy you teach us dudes how to keep them.

    I thought you practiced catch and release? =)
  • May 13, 2009, 11:41 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i thought you practiced catch and release? =)

    Very true... VERY true...
  • May 13, 2009, 11:44 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    KP has pronounced me the Flirt-Expert. So it shall be! :cool:

    Thatll work

    One lone man doesn't keep the ladies coming back to ladies night week after week. We need a few guys around to keep 'em coming back.
  • May 13, 2009, 11:44 AM
    kp2171
    Mkay... 'nuff knuckle bumps.

    Where the hell are the ladies?
  • May 13, 2009, 11:45 AM
    kctiger

    Where are the ladies? It has become a literal sausage fest in here...
  • May 13, 2009, 11:57 AM
    Justwantfair

    Here.
  • May 13, 2009, 11:59 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    KP...Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one.

    Kp, I'll bow to you too... get over here and let me show you how much I've missed you... ;)
  • May 13, 2009, 12:01 PM
    kp2171
    'bout time girls.

    Hey NK. You can just take a look at your pretty painted toes.

    Still love that color... velvet crush.
  • May 13, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Justwantfair

    My toes are Almond something or other.

    Cute I like them.

    So where did we leave the sexy talk.

    Kp, Sexpert king.

    Kc, Flirtexpert king.

    Either way somebody get the sexy talk back on track.
  • May 13, 2009, 12:05 PM
    kp2171
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    Kc is on the prowl here somewhere...

    Attachment 19762
  • May 13, 2009, 12:06 PM
    kctiger
    Nice!!
  • May 13, 2009, 12:07 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    kc is on the prowl here somewhere...

    Attachment 19762

    I try so hard to tame him.

    He is just one wild cat! :eek:
  • May 13, 2009, 12:08 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    My toes are Almond something or other.

    Either way somebody get the sexy talk back on track.

    Like your toes, I'm just not looking at them.

    Sorry so absent on the sextalk. Not in the groove this week, at least not for long. My absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.

    Hope life is good on your side o' the screen, darlin'.
  • May 13, 2009, 12:08 PM
    kctiger

    Just keeping my eye out for any potential fresh meat cuties lurking in the area
  • May 13, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    like your toes, im just not looking at them.

    sorry so absent on the sextalk. not in the groove this week, at least not for long. my absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.

    hope life is good on your side o' the screen, darlin'.

    My side of the screen is having a better week now.

    I am just looking forward to the weekend, but that is what I do every week.

    My life is increasingly growing in hectic. Picked up a PT job, dealing poker, awesome money... :D

    Son started baseball so it's practices right now three times a week, along with all the end of school trips, plays and programs. ::sigh::

    Just a full calendar. Starting to appreciate the peace of being at work... :eek:
  • May 13, 2009, 12:12 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Just keeping my eye out for any potential fresh meat cuties lurking in the area

    Wow, all the rest of us are already old news.

    Short attention span!
  • May 13, 2009, 12:19 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    like your toes, im just not looking at them.

    sorry so absent on the sextalk. not in the groove this week, at least not for long. my absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.

    So kp, are you looking at mine? You really know how to make a gal gush.
    So when I get my pedi this Saturday, what color would you prefer?

    You don't have to talk to be sexy, your presence is enough to get me creamy. [did I say that aloud?]
  • May 13, 2009, 01:08 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Wow, all the rest of us are already old news.

    Short attention span!

    you know those tigers.

    quick chase. Big feast. Then sleep for 20 hours. They're like fighter pilots... three emotions... tired, hungry, horny... not necessarily in that order.

    but I still love my tried and true AMHD girls. Might strain my neck over the new skirt in town, but I know who rocks the casbah day and night. =)
  • May 13, 2009, 01:12 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    So kp, are you looking at mine? You really know how to make a gal gush.
    So when I get my pedi this Saturday, what color would you prefer?[did I say that aloud?]

    Hmmm... your dark skin can take rich and bold colors.

    Is something gold out of season?
  • May 13, 2009, 01:13 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    ...but i know who rocks the casbah day and night. =)


    What the heck does that mean? I remember the song but never had a clue what it meant. :confused:
  • May 13, 2009, 01:15 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    hmmm... your dark skin can take rich and bold colors.

    is something gold out of season?

    Sometimes gold looks washed out on me because... I'm goldeny brown. :)
    Bold colors are good for me though.
    kp's choice.
    I will go with whatever you suggest, Sexy Gawd.
    (Since you know the names of OPI colors... )
  • May 13, 2009, 01:16 PM
    kp2171
    Casbah can mean palace, castle, home, etc...

    The song from which that came was by the clash... a protest of rock music being banned in the middle east...
  • May 13, 2009, 01:17 PM
    kp2171
    The Clash – Rock the Casbah – Video, free listening, & lyrics at Last.fm

    Upper right, click the play music button (might need it to buffer)
  • May 13, 2009, 01:17 PM
    Justwantfair

    Well I agree with the feasting.

    I feel like my body has been ravaged by animals today.

    Shhh, kp, the new skirts in town turn my head too, but that can be our little sectret. Don't tell!
  • May 13, 2009, 01:28 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Sometimes gold looks washed out on me because... I'm goldeny brown. :)
    Bold colors are good for me tho.
    kp's choice.
    I will go with whatever you suggest, Sexy Gawd.
    (Since you know the names of OPI colors...)

    OPI... "french bordeaux" for a darker color... "i pink i love you" for a springtime light...

    Or something that matches your lipstick. And panties.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:29 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    shhh, kp, the new skirts in town turn my head too, but that can be our little sectret. Don't tell!!

    Just whisper whatever you have to say in my ear.

    Don't forget about the other one. It gets jealous.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:31 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Well I agree with the feasting.

    I bet kp has a great appetite. Whip cream & cherries anyone?

    Kp, I'm going to let you choose my polish color. Your wish is my command.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:35 PM
    kp2171
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  • May 13, 2009, 01:35 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    just whisper whatever you have to say in my ear.

    dont forget about the other one. it gets jealous.

    ::goes from whispering to nibbling::

    Oh I won't forget a single body part. ;)
  • May 13, 2009, 01:36 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    OPI... "french bordeaux" for a darker color... "i pink i love you" for a springtime light...

    or something that matches your lipstick. and panties.

    Is french bordeaux burgundy?

    Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

    As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...
  • May 13, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Is french bordeaux burgundy??

    Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

    As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...

    They just get in the way or they end up dripping wet, thanks to kp.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:41 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Is french bordeaux burgundy??

    Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

    As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...

    OPI Colorcopia Collection, French Bordeaux OPI Nail Polish

    I'm not saying I don't like the female form in all its glory.

    But I like a little mystery.

    And I l o v e stripping a woman down.

    So a little "wrapping" is desired.

    The time taken to unwrap is not wasted time.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:44 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    They just get in the way or they end up dripping wet, thanks to kp.

    Am I the only guy who likes washing a girls underwear?

    Something about pulling those nice, delicate panties out of the wash...

    Its like springtime.

    With a hard on.
  • May 13, 2009, 01:45 PM
    kp2171
    Alty is going to be pi$$ed she missed this...
  • May 13, 2009, 01:45 PM
    Justwantfair

    I just like the smell of panties ;)
  • May 13, 2009, 01:47 PM
    kp2171
    * in my happy place *

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