Smart a**y young wipper snapper... Barney ! I mean Deputy! Where are ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
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Smart a**y young wipper snapper... Barney ! I mean Deputy! Where are ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Ok....lights OUT !!! The Sheriff is going to go to bed now...
I set all the alarms... don't make a move or the automatic system will a start shooting! And I electrified the bars and the doors to yer cells too...
Good night... seriously...
This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,
I want what you allo on.
Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!
Quick... get a match Deputy... put it under that piece of paper that, that DUCKIE has...
I sleep wit one eye open you villain!!
Thanks for the file, starby! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Ya ain't seen nuttin yet sweetie!! Ya need to get your badge and uniform... it's a pretty 'snappy' one too...Quote:
Originally Posted by artlady
See what you get when you pay peanuts?? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Ain't going to do you now good KID... I got it on video... yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts...Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
I'm free and high on air!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by artlady
OOOOooooooooo...wait until he a reads this one... run, run very fast...Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
Really? How come I had to swim across a moat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Shhhhhhhh! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
Oooowwwwww... please DUCKIE... when you clears yer throat like that... cover yer mouth... please!. I need a hankie now please.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Nnnnoooooooo... that was at the old castle... see the DUCK is lyin' ta you again...Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....
That kind of 'AIR' I can smell for a half mile!! OOoooWwwwEEEEEEE (o_o)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Don't listen to him Cloughy! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Deputy... did you put the 'stuff' in der water? That's the only way that we will get any sleep you know...
Quick... give her a drink! Shhhh it will be ALL better in the morning sweetie...Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
The new order has already slipped the Deputy's a mickey! They are all off to zzzzzzzzz land! Baaahahahaha!
Good night guys... someone is a callin' for me to come to bed now... and you know that I AM A GOOD HUSBAND...... DUCKIE... try to just ignore that one huh... ok?
What am I ignoring? Huh... what? Don't try and fool the Duck!
I was off writing an official letter via email to the Sheriff. He shall receive it shortly.
Hee hee... night now someone is waiting...Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
G'nite John Boy... G'nite Maryellen! ::crickets chirping::
Oops... G'nite Bubba! Go to the Sheriff's quarters. I heard he has a nice place for you to sleep.
'Bubba' stands guard... Aaaaaaaaa... wait a minute the last Pres Bubba was dangerous... I mean with those cigars,, you know... .No...he can sleep in one of the cells .....Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Night now...
Lookin' at all of you from the outside, and
Wishin' you all...
A good night...
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From the outside!! :D
You're going to have to sick a Sheriff's posse out to get me Stringy! But, I bet you never find me!!
EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????????? We are already 746 posts into this new jail and I just now know about it???????????? Oh sorry....that's my fault...lol............ok.......BUT what is this about no parking for bikes??????????? NO Rebel??????????? How am I going to get there?????????????????? What happened to Angel watching out for me and Sheriff, what happened to you being my great enourager??? You didn't eat a mean pill did you???? I will have to read the posts to get a real feel for this place but alas, can't do that until tomorrow. Duck, what happened?????????????????
Hey, jrebel7!Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Sheriff Stringy was making me eat only left-overs and drinking only what remained in glasses from the mess hall, plus, the others were being mean to me, so I slipped them all something in their drinks before I managed to escape!
Heh, heh...
:cool:
Good for you!! I can't believe I have missed out on so much so fast. What happened to Stringer and Angel?? I can't believe they are making you drink what remained in glasses... {{{shudder}}}! I hear there is no parking for the Rebel! What has this place come to?? Did you slip them a "happy....be nice" pill?? I sure hope so. My Rebel has to have a place to rest! Maybe when they wake up, sweetness will just shine everywhere here! Ya think?? My sweet Stringer and Angel... gone to the dark side?? Oh how my heart breaks... well... it breaks until I don't have a place to park the Rebel. The day those two fellas tell me I can't park the Rebel, is the day I know my world as I have known it... is sadly... no more!! To be fair, I will read in the morning and see what could have possibly happened to draw them away from all of us, to make life so hard. Cloughy, you hang in there and I will check in tomorrow! Night!
Oh no my Rebster Girl!! I cleared up the parking of bikes right off the bat!! Mr. Sheriff got a good tongue lashing for not allowing parking for the Rebel!! NOPE!! Not gonna happen!!! There will be a prison riot! Mr. Sheriff has your parking pass!! I'm running for Mayor Reb, will you be my running mate?? Ya know ya waaannaaa!! I'll ride shotgun!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Good Morning All. I am here to protect and serve now. Don't make me do anything that doesn't have to be done.
Bless your sweet heart Starby!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Are you sure Mr. Sheriff will give me my parking pass? Prison Riot!!! Rebel.........yep....very fitting!!! LOL Of course I will be your running mate Starby. Can't lose with a team like us, right???Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Hello jrebel7,
Long time... Hey you...
Just dropping in to say Hey... lol
Hey there! Has been a long time... hope all is well with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Hey Rebby... Hey Joe! How are you?
Hey Starby, getting ready to go to NH as usual. I will be back in a few hours. YOU, Sweets, take care of you!! Be safe.
Thanks Reb! Yes, I've spoken to that jerks wife, and she is NOT happy! Someone please take down my flashing neon sign pleeeeeease! I just sit here and mind my own business, and now some other idiot has to come and disrupt the neighbourhood. Gee, didn't know I was that popular! :rolleyes: Have the aliens abducted me and I'm some type of crazy experiment? LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
I will talk to you after you get back from the NH. ;)
Help!. my cell is on fire! The Sheriff locked me in and it's getting hot in here! I'm going to have to start taking off all my clothes!
Oh my...
Ducks never wear clothes anyway. Ha ha..
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