You would be extremely rich if you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
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You would be extremely rich if you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Aw, if you are can we name it?Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Squishy, call it Squishy!
Squishy? Ok, I guess if I am pregnant, I will name it Squishy. Things couldn't get any more messed up anyway could they? LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)
Haha. I love itQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Oh, by the way, who's the mother? ;)
Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiancé? Hmm... I reckon so. Lol
Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
I guess it's about that time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Oh crap! Okay, well, I might as well practice on you, I have to have "the big talk" with Jared soon. We've already had the little talks, trying to ease him into the whole idea, then I'm going for the whole kit and kaboodle. Yesterday he asked a question about erections, so you, I think it's time for the whole meal deal! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
What would you like to know? Ask me anything. :cool:
How do I get myself into these messes? :rolleyes:
Oh, my. Questions about erections...
I AM NOT READY!
I AM NOT READY!
Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!
Well, Alty. What is an erection? Let's start with that. Lol
You and me both Justy. Who would have thought that my 10 year old, the one who's a kid in every way, would ask about sex? I sure the heck didn't!Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Like I said, I've given both kids the PG, basics, not a lot of info, no ick factor talk, but the whole, penis in vagina, std, condom, and all the other stuff talk, well, not yet. Is there a PG way to tell a kid about orgasms? How about a PG way to talk about masturbation?
I need to go to the library!
Maybe I can just rent a few movies, that should do the trick! Right? :confused:
This mom stuff isn't easy. :(
Can I write him a note and then go to the movies? Please?
It's a building that's in the process of being built. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Very good Alty. You passed for the day!
That was a test? I passed?Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Why do I have a feeling my son will be asking his wife for "the talk"? :o
I mean, I can talk sex with the best of them, have no qualms about my body and all the wonderful things it can do, but really, this is my son, I'm his mom. No body wants their mom to tell them about sex, do they?
I remember when my mom decided to have the talk with me, I wanted to crawl under the bed! That was the most awkward conversation we've ever had, especially when I started correcting her on some of her info. :(
Oh poo.
Can I hire someone to do this for me? :eek:
Ya know. I don't think My parents ever had the sex talk with me. So, you could leave it be I guess. I am normal by the way, and I do have good parents. I have had plenty of sex and never screwed anything up. Oh by the way, I am not bragging. I always asked my brother for advice, but Schools do a good job with it Alty.
Hi Bear! Are you hiding?
You :o, hi adam how you doing
I'm doing good, getting ready to go home in a bit. How are you doing Bear?
Ah, your brother talked to you, that's why. Trust me, the schools don't do jack anymore, I can't leave it up to them. Also, he's the oldest, the only other people he can go to are his friends, talk about misinformation.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
My parents had the talk with me long after the horse left the barn, I was 14. Ooh, that doesn't sound good. Okay, yes, I was young, stupid, did I mention young and stupid? This is what scares me though, he's almost 11, that doesn't leave me much time for him to get the facts straight.
I wasn't always careful, in fact, I was downright reckless, got lucky, really lucky, I should be dead, I'm not, someone was looking out for me. I don't want my kids to play russian roullette like I did, I can't imagine that my luck will hold forever.
Wow, this started all in fun, but it's got me thinking. This is a good thing, I'm glad, because I've been putting it off.
He's home from school right now, just him and me. Maybe it's the right time to sit down together. I'll let him ask the questions, let him lead the conversation, then I'm having a beer or 5! ;)
Any suggestions how to start this? Adam, you're the youngest one here. What would you want to hear if you were 10 and your mom sat you down for the talk? Remember, I'm not the typical mom though, so, knowing me, what would you expect or want to hear?
I'm good thanks one of my best friends got married this weekend and a good friend of ours came over to attend the wedding and we've just been drinking non stop till Sunday morning, ahh good times :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
How're you doing
Well, without overbearing him, I would just go over the basics like you already have. Then Tell him the importances of safe sex. You could always scare him into always being safe. Ya know, maybe a video about this kind of thing is out there, if not, we should get together and make one.
The most I have had to discuss with my son about the whole "sex" talk is when they started the girls in fourth grade for the informational videos and they had to wait until sixth. My son preceded to tell me it was crap because "GIRLS DO NOT MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS"... boy then I knew he didn't have a clue. He says that his dad has sat him down for the talk...
I remember when I found out, my step-mom sat me down and gave me ALL the details and I remember thinking... EWWW that is the grossest thing ever and then I wondered how many people had to go to the doctor when the penis gets stuck...
Haha. That's funny Justy
Yea, that sounded like a fun full weekend Bear. Good you had a great time!
Stuck penis, hee, hee, never thought of that! ;)
Okay, I'm writing it all down, then I'll sit with him and read what I wrote so I don't get side tracked.
Should I do the condom over the banana trick, or is that too much.
Shouldn't my hubby be having this talk? I'll take Sydney, he can take Jared. Sydney's 6, I have a few years left, I can prepare!
This sucks! :(
That was my mind at twelve... I also used to think that (I was a late bloomer) my breasts would not grow because I slept on my stomach... about thirteen I started forcing myself to sleep on my back. I hoped that would kick puberty into gear.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Um, you mean direct one, right? Not star in one! ;)Quote:
Ya know, maybe a video about this kind of thing is out there, if not, we should get together and make one.
I think it's fair, father = boys puberty; mother - girls puberty...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
When I was 10 I saw Dolly Parton in a movie, I cried all night, I didn't ever want boobs as big as hers. Now, here I sit, a 32F. What the heck? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Ya, I think it's fair too. But hubby would probably stutter through the whole thing. My problem is that I'd probably give too much info, turn my son into a sex maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
As for scaring him, well, it didn't work on me! :eek:
Somebody talking about erections? And getting stuck? And sex.
Come in here thinking it was PG and it is actually NR... Man... lol
Lol, Yes direct one. We shouldn't star in it. Just make one with all the facts in it. Oh, and maybe the bananna trick is too much right now. Also, I think you guys should switch and you take Sydney and he take Jared.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I am happy with my 36C, only because my Mom is an A, a barely there A, so I am happy with what I ended up with. Could have been worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Geez all this boob size talk has me all flustered and can't think straight.
My work here is done! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
My mom was a B, so was I until I had the kids. I went up one cup size with each pregnancy and then a few more just because. It sucks, clothes aren't easy to find, heck, either are bras, a 32F isn't very common. :(
See what happens when you leave for weeks at a time? I take over and it all goes downhill! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
I haven't seen many Fs in my day. Well actully none. My fiancé has either d's or dd's. I am happy with them.
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