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  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:04 AM
    starbuck8

    Right back at you JR! Hope Santa was good to you! :D
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:14 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    .. christmas. And I have 2 "business" meetings.

    ... how... annoying.
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:15 AM
    starbuck8

    Who the heck has business meetings on C'mas day?? That's crazy!

    Merry Christmas Sneezer!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:21 AM
    Alty

    Happy ho, ho everyone!

    I got spoiled, but don't worry, I'll spoil hubby, later. ;)

    I hope everyone is happy, jolly and having a blast. I'm tired! ;)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:31 AM
    starbuck8

    It's the most wonderful time of the yearrrr....with the kids jingle belling...and everyone telling...to be of good cheeeerrrr....it's the most wonderful time to drink beeeerrrr!!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:36 AM
    Alty

    Starby, did someone blow sunshine up your arse? ;)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:49 AM
    starbuck8

    Is that what it was? I thought I felt a little warm! I'm not so sure it was sunshine though! :p
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:52 AM
    Alty

    Ooops, it may not have been sunshine, my bad, sorry. Sit down, you'll feel better in a while. ;)

    How's Christmas treating you? I'm in a mood, might be PMS, everyone, watch out! Alty is going on a rampage. :)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:54 AM
    starbuck8

    Do you want to join forces? I think even Bin Laden would run from me right now! LOL!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:58 AM
    Alty

    Too late, I already got to him, he tucked tail and ran, screaming like a girl! :)

    I have Christmas dinner in 2 hours, is it bad that I don't want to go.

    I know what will happen, it's a pitty invite, but they don't hide it well. Wiggy and I will be seated at the kiddie table while my cousins bratty 11 year old sits at the adult table.

    Now, the kiddie table isn't that bad, if I didn't have to sit on the couch because there aren't enough chairs. I'm usually eye level with the table, I feel like I'm 3 years old again. I didn't like being 3!

    Okay Starby, lead the way, lets reek some havoc. ;)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:03 PM
    starbuck8

    Take a thermos with you, and tell them it's your "special medicine!" Since you are sitting at the kiddie table, throw a tantrum,. throw food on the walls, and sneeze so your food sprays everyone in the face! Have Wiggy tell everyone he needs to take you home and put you into "time out!" for being a bad girl!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:06 PM
    Alty

    Starby, I'm always in time out for being a bad girl. ;)

    Apparently I like the corner, and every other place. Darnit, naughty Alty is coming out to play. Brace yourselves. :)

    M isn't here to stop me, let the games begin! :)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:10 PM
    starbuck8

    I wish someone would put me in time out! I've been really bad this Christmas! Really realllllyyyy bad!

    I believe Santa got stuck in my chimney though! I don't know what happened to him! :( Bad Santa!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:19 PM
    Alty

    Starby, pull that man out of the chimney, give him some egg nog, then sit on his lap and tell him what you want. That's what I do! ;)

    I'm always bad, but boy it's good to be bad, it's so much more fun! :)

    Oooh, I think I should start drinking, dinner in 2 hours. :)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:20 PM
    Alty

    Got to run, time to get pretty, it takes a while at my age. ;)

    I'll call when I get back from dinner, k? ;)

    Love and hugs, be good, or bad, while I'm gone. Someone has to hold down the fort. :)

    Merry ho, ho! :)
  • Dec 25, 2008, 12:28 PM
    starbuck8

    I can't get him out! Have you ever tried to go up the chimney to rescue a fat guy? Hmmm... I could sell this story! I climbed up the chimney to rescue Santa, and we got it on in the chimney! Who can say they've done that? I bet being on the naughty list might not be so bad!


    Yep, I'd start drinking now... get a head start! I'll talk to you when you get home! I've got an array of beverages to choose from! :D
  • Dec 25, 2008, 03:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I'm baccckkkkk
  • Dec 25, 2008, 04:31 PM
    starbuck8

    How did your meetings go?
  • Dec 25, 2008, 04:36 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Blechh. I mean, I know they're businessmen and all, but c'mon. It's CHRISTMAS! You know how many places are OPEN for Christmas? NONE! You know where we finally decided on for location of meeting? HILTON HOTEL BAR.

    Anyway, had meetings, had lunch with parents, exchanged a few gifts, and now home. Heading to a party in a little bit. I'm not invited, so I'll be crashing it. Tee hee
  • Dec 25, 2008, 04:42 PM
    starbuck8

    Who the heck holds meetings on C'mas day? That's insane!

    The party crasher! WOOHOO! Crash that party! :D

    ... personally... I need a nap... LOL!
  • Dec 25, 2008, 04:50 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I WANT a nap, but this young body of mine will tell me, when I want to go to bed tonight, "no, you already slept" and will not allow me to sleep tonight, which will be detrimental to work tomorrow.

    ... so... no. watching some horror movie.
  • Dec 25, 2008, 04:58 PM
    starbuck8

    This "youngish" body of mine will tell me midnite is the correct time to get up, and it will tell me it needs to stay awake until 5am, at which time it will tell me to have a nap at this same time tomorrow! But hey! We're in Canada! Tomorrow is Boxing Day... we get an extra holiday! :p
  • Dec 26, 2008, 03:13 AM
    starbuck8

    I lost my fork. My eye hurts!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 09:39 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I lost my fork. My eye hurts!

    You may have a problem putting on your glasses today hon... :D
  • Dec 26, 2008, 09:57 AM
    starbuck8

    Heehee! :p

    Take a look at your PM's in a sec Stringy! I'm going to send you something that was just sent to me. MAN!. this crap needs to STOP!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 10:18 AM
    jrebel7

    Hi all! Just dropped in to check in and tell everyone I love you and looking forward to a less hectic new year for all of us! Love to all... Reb
  • Dec 26, 2008, 10:30 AM
    starbuck8

    Love ya right back Rebby!! We Canucks have an extra holiday! It's Boxing Day today! There are a few people that I would like to "BOX" right now!!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 10:48 AM
    Stringer

    I made this a Holiday Day for Marta and me anyway... after all this snow, 6 days of below '0' temps and now a thick ice storm we aren't going anywhere. Now they are saying 47 degrees today AND 62 degrees tomorrow!! Now they have severe flooding warnings out for the Chicago area... I just heard on the radio that this is the second 'wettest' year for this area on record... Next year!! You can't come soon enough...

    The cleaning people were to be here at 8 this morning, they arrived at 11:30 am... they were stuck in traffic on ice covered highways from 7 am for 4 hours... cars off the road and a jack knifed tractor trailer in the niddle of the highway...

    WE aren't going anywhere.. (period).
  • Dec 26, 2008, 10:52 AM
    jrebel7

    Stringer, glad to hear you are staying in, staying warm, and not taking chances out there!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:07 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7 View Post
    Stringer, glad to hear you are staying in, staying warm, and not taking chances out there!

    I went out to just get my newspapers (can't start the day without 'um---AND of course my Maxwell Master Blend coffee) and it was beautiful, everything covered in a coating of ice and sparkling.. but like the ice storms that I experienced in North Carolina when I lived there I almost went on my a*s just taking 3 steps... the storm door was iced shut, I had to lean against it to open it... nice huh?
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:12 AM
    jrebel7

    Now that you have your papers, your master blend, settle in, will you?? We don't want to worry about you landing on your patookus and breaking a hip... with you just getting over the flu... settle! K?? Thanks. Now we won't have to worry about you. :)

    I bet it is beautiful. We rarely get snow and have been getting more ice than snow the last few years but just windy today. We were out of power for 7 days, two years ago. NOT fun but always an adventure. LOL

    Ok Stringer, all settled in, right?? To stay for the day, right??
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:14 AM
    jrebel7
    This left eye is still closed and I am making tooooo many type-o's so will say, "Later Gator" and stay indoors!!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:18 AM
    Stringer

    I AM MAN! I challenge the world daily! I am NOT afraid! I will never give quarter! I... I... Ioh well... okay, "take it easy"... K... Marta agrees... with you.
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:21 AM
    jrebel7

    I know, I know, you must always be THE MAN and win the challenges that the elements bring, wind, rain, storm, pestilence... if you don't stay in... I will be a pest and bug you until you do... YEA for Marta! Smart girl. LOL
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:32 AM
    Stringer

    Mannnnn... she always gets all the credit.. I'll tell you...

    I told her that she is putting the leash on a bit tight lately, it is strangling me some. Ha ha
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:46 AM
    jrebel7

    Go Marta... keep Stringer in line and safe. It is a harsh cruel world out there. She is just lovingly trying to protect you!! LOL
  • Dec 26, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Stringer

    Do you know where the keys might be?
  • Dec 26, 2008, 12:12 PM
    jrebel7

    Yep
  • Dec 26, 2008, 01:45 PM
    starbuck8

    Stringy! You might need to borrow Marta's blow dryer the next time your door gets stuck! That's what I had to do earlier this week when I was jailed in my own home! Frozen shut... and poor Niki peed on the floor and thought she was in big twouble! Lol! I couldn't get the doors open to save my life! Blow dryer to the rescue! I got it open... but actually it made it a bit worse afterwards!

    It was -40 something that day though. Today it is a cozy -10! WOOHOO!
  • Dec 26, 2008, 03:45 PM
    Stringer

    Blow dryer... never thought of that Jo. Continue to learns something every day, I will remember that, thanks.

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