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  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:02 PM
    Synnen
    I got a smoke for you, J... come up and see me sometime ;)
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:06 PM
    J_9
    I'll take anything about now!!

    Although the Chantix works, and works very well... it's still hard after a meal...

    Oh, wait, is THAT my pencil? :eek:
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:06 PM
    startover22
    Wow, nice job on the 24 hours J...
    I am right behind you... gonna kick it myself soon!
    Hey synn!

    Keep going j, YOU WILL BE FINE.
    ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SMOKE WHEN TAKING IT?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:13 PM
    J_9
    You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

    The dreams are COOL, even so far as Cool

    Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s... I switched to Marlboro Reds.

    Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash... so I can't even scavage for butts...
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:13 PM
    Synnen
    Well, I HOPE it's not your TAMPON!

    (oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm going to laugh)
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:14 PM
    magprob
    As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:15 PM
    J_9
    Don't fall off your chair laughing Synn...
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:15 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    Well, i HOPE it's not your TAMPON!!

    (oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm gonna laugh)

    From out of the deep dark past I recall that. Refreash my memory.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:16 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!

    Oh, rub it in Mag... But hey! Can I smoke a cigar?

    I never thought of raiding hubby's humidore!!

    TWO FREAKING YEARS!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:17 PM
    Synnen
    Want to know a REALLY effective way to NOT want to smoke?

    Have your weather's daily high be UNDER 0 degrees Fahrenheit. With a windchill. And then HAVE to smoke outside.

    I don't care HOW bad I want one today, I'm not going outside to have one. Our HIGH today is 1 degree---without the windchill. Our high tomorrow is -1.

    So... yeah.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:17 PM
    Synnen
    Okay... want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

    Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:19 PM
    J_9
    I was a die hard smoker living in Alaska, I freaking camped in that weather, you think that would deter me?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:23 PM
    magprob
    J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:24 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

    The dreams are COOL, even so far as KEWL

    Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s..........I switched to Marlboro Reds.

    Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash....so I can't even scavage for butts....

    I love reds, that is what I smoke, wow, I had no idea...
    Cool, J... really!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:28 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!

    I got my hubby addicted to that stuff... I backed down to the lesser, cigarettes, when I got the white snuff circle on the back pocket of my designer jeans.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:29 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    okay...want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

    Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

    Oh my!

    Like the doctor that pulled his pen out of his lab coat pocket only to find his thermometer. Some A*#hole has my pen!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:30 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff?

    And, actually, you don't CHEW Copenhagen, you DIP it. LMAO
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:31 PM
    magprob
    Oh, I see you already do that. You seem to be an expert!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:34 PM
    J_9
    Honey I gave my hubby lessons. No really, I can't stand the stuff, but, and it is weird...

    I do like the smell. Smells like fresh wet leather in a hot horse stable in the summer in the mountains...

    Oops, I'm giving TMI...
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:46 PM
    magprob
    Tmi!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:47 PM
    J_9
    Just a sexy kind of smell, that's all...

    Oh, the old days when a roll in the hay did not produce red puffy eyes.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:04 PM
    magprob
    I want to be a cowboy baby!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:06 PM
    J_9
    The barn is right this way darlin!!

    Meet you in the hayloft.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:09 PM
    magprob
    Can I wear my spurs?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:13 PM
    J_9
    Yes, please!!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:17 PM
    Synnen
    Oh my

    It's getting too hot in here for me.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:18 PM
    magprob
    And a bit and bridal?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:19 PM
    mraquino21
    My My My to be a fly on the wall in that stall. LMAO

    Ow wait magprob would probably swat me...
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:24 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    And a bit and bridal?

    Don't forget the saddle.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:24 PM
    magprob
    Fly! Where's a Fly!

    Oh my, what fun. "I'm back in the saddle again." Just like Roy and Dale. Where you going Roy?
    To saddle up Dale!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:27 PM
    mraquino21
    Buzz!!

    Get me Get me

    Nananabooboo
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:28 PM
    J_9
    Be good, I have the pitchfork!
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:29 PM
    mraquino21
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Be good, I have the pitchfork!!



    Make me... nananabooboo
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:59 PM
    magprob
    Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 02:15 PM
    LeslieSmellsLikeCookies
    Sorry... we fell asleep... didn't mean 2 annoy... how are you today?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 02:50 PM
    startover22
    Mag, I just saw on the news that the government is thinking about handing out checks to all... to boost our economy cause it is a hell hole. WHat to do with that check, I suppose I would love to hear your side of things... please.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by LeslieSmellsLikeCookies
    Hello here... are crazy people welcome in here?

    Oh... well... I suppose not...

    apparently we have been snubbed.

    have we?

    we have...

    well, I think we should snub them!

    I don't think that is the answer.... I think the answer is to stay... stay and watch... hahaha...

    well, APPARENTLY we disagree, don't we?

    yes... we do... however, where will you go if I decide to stay? Seems as if you are in your own little dilemma, and we all know how you hate those... right?

    Yes. I GUESS we could stay and watch for a bit~ then I need some tea.

    ok... deal... now we watch...

    i do believe this is boring. when do they come to life?

    sssshhhhh... hush up... we are WATCHING... now take a nap...

    uugh. fine. g*night.

    night...

    Honey, there are enough 'chatrooms' on the internet - AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. This site is to give advice to people who want and need to talk to people with experience and opinions. Can you comprehend the difference?

    From what you posted here, there is no question, no advice, and seriously no sincerety... so I'm going to be brave enough to suggest that you get bored somewhere else and come back here when you have something serious to say. No offense, but we would like to keep our well-earned reputation. And I thank you in advance for understanding.
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gifThis is one of the few threads where we vent - but the others are very serious... we sneak them in because we all are also human, but keep it to a jovial minimum. All in all I wish you a great day, and a great find of friends that will chat with you the way you want to vent too.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 11:47 PM
    magprob
    Hey Chery! Howzit going?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 11:59 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Mag, i just saw on the news that the government is thinking about handing out checks to all.......to boost our economy cause it is a hell hole. WHat to do with that check, i suppose i would love to hear your side of things.....please.

    Here is a pretty good article on that:
    Economic handouts we don't need - MSN Money

    The Fed will probably cut the interest rate again to make borrowing money more attractive. As people borrow money, the banks create that same amount borrowed. That doesn't make sense, does it... but it is true.

    The government will send checks, rebates on taxes to the public, who, we don't really know yet. That money will be spent on TVs, x boxes, dishwashers, and other junk we really don't need but then that is what stimulates out economy.

    The dollar is so inflated now, more money dropped from helicopters will only harm our economy. None of it will work.

    If you watch these videos, you will see exactly how it works... or doesn't work. It is insane!

    YouTube - 1. Corrupt Banking System - Cartels Robbing the Public
    YouTube - 2. Corrupt Banking System - How Money is Created (2/5)
    YouTube - 3. Corrupt Banking System - Money is Debt (3/5)
    YouTube - 4. Corrupt Banking System - Monetary Reform (4/5)
    YouTube - 5. Corrupt Banking System - Warning About the NWO (5/5)
  • Jan 19, 2008, 07:19 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Hey Chery! Howzit goin?

    OK I guess Mag.. although not sure if it is the meds or my hidden bit of DNA but I feel a little venom creeping up in me now and then. Just found out that I don't have enough money saved up to cremate me- an I'm sure I'm not the only one in the world with this problem right now. Although my Chinese horoscope is Tiger - I wish I were a Cobra so that I could bite the heck out of those money mongers riuning this planet. I feel so sorry for my daughter and grandson as they will have to be burdened with what to do with their futures and it makes me mad as heck!
    Lately the only time I don't take my meds is when I come on here and when I have to take care of beurocratic BS, needing a halfway clear mind. And when with my family.. but otherwise - I turn on my 'don't care' button and seriously hope it does not take too long to leave this planet to spook those who even think of touching my family - that's where the venom will come in handy.

    Don't get me wrong, there is still love and kindness in me, but sometimes enough is enough - if you know what I mean.

    Virtual hugs to you!


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