Purty dern good.

You're dancing on the table topless and you still have the coordination to type?

... boy you're good.

... and I'm just taking my first sip! At midnite no less... lol

I have to admit dears, I've had 7 beers. Yup, I can hold my alcohol. Wait, the screen looks funny, why? Weeeeeeeeeeeee! This is fun. :)

Kids, I have to go, the computer is doing a thingy, and after it's done I have to turn him off, that's going to be hard. ;)

So I have to go, wow, the room is spinning. Oreo, stop drinking so loud. Ooooh, we have a trojan horse, don't know how, don't know when, but puter isn't happy and we're doing a scan thing and then going to shut him down. Did I already tell you that?

Oh, good note, going out tomorrow with my buddy from LA, so no party at my house, cancelled due to ex. :)

Later kids, be good. Don't remind me what I did today tomorrow, K? ;)

Night.

My mooch of a buddy came over and drank most of my beers...

... and to make up for it, dropped off a six pack of pale ale.. . I don't like pale ale.

So, I improvised. I mixed pale ale and cranberry cocktail juice.

... I'm doing... purty well :)

Night alty!

LOL! ::guzzle guzzle:: I'll catch up! After having so much fun with Mr. Wonderful today, just like I said earlier Alty, when I got all ready to go to the store... yep you guessed it, van didn't start! Then it decided to pour rain, and Niki came in and shook all over me, so then I smelled like "wet skunk".

So, I sat and waited for one of the neighbors to come home after I cleaned up again and change my clothes again, but of course no one was coming home. So I decided to call the delivery service, because now I was out of smokes, needed milk, and realllllyyyy wanted a beer. The delivery service took almost 2 and a half hrs. to get here, and then she brought the wrong beer, and of course by then all the beer stores on this end of town were closed, and I asked for a 4 ltr. Jug of milk, and she bought me a 2 ltr. Carton.

Then she had the nerve to give me a dirty look when I didn't give her a tip! Oh and get this! The name of this place is "Speedy Delivery" Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! ::gulp gulp::

... I got to say, Starbs.

... canada stinks.

Night Alty! Sneezy? Beer mixed with cranberry juice? Ewwwwwwww!! LOL!

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...I gotta say, Starbs.

...canada stinks.

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Or maybe I stink and everyone likes to play cruel jokes on me to see how long it will take me to lose my mind! LOL!

... perhaps I should tell them that your mind's already been lost... for a while now?

You'd think they would notice by my glazed over eyes!

I know, right?

Glazed over eyes... you smell... you quack unintelligibly...

... who would have thunk it?

Oh, and did I also mention that Dr. Dumba$$ wrote my presciption in such a way, that I will now be out of pain killers again until late Monday. Does he not realise that I take them on the day I get them, and that there are also 31 days in some months, and the drugstore where I fill my meds is closed Sundays.

Okay breath Starby breath... ::bubbles bubbles::

Well, whenever painkillers aren't at hand... I always say... whiskey.

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I know, right?

Glazed over eyes...you smell...you quack unintelligibly...

...who woulda thunk it?

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! ::sniff sniff::

They probably would have made a mistake and bought koolaid!

Haha. Those canucks.

Anyway, 3am. Time for this little one to head to bed.

Night all!

Night Sneezer! I guess I missed you. I was off probably getting myself in big twouble again!

Hi everyone!! You all asleep? Good! I can do some reading and catch up with you! Starby, I just learnt that Niki and you met a skunk again! So sorry for you two :(, just double the dosage of apple-scented candles;)! Ok, will be back shortly!