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  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:41 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehhehehehehe did everyone turn and look at you like you were going crazy giggle
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:46 AM
    shatteredsoul
    This is why skinny people smoke, because they want to stay skinny!! I know it sucks being a nonsmoker, even if we are more healthy. I am sure you look great start, you are probably just being self conscious!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:48 AM
    startover22
    Well if looking like you may be 4 months pregnant when your not is looking great, then I look great!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:55 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh they already look at me like that... nothing new to them... of course if I snort in the process, I tend to get a giggle or too from someone else...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:56 AM
    startover22
    I love it when someone snorts, it makes me laugh till I almost pee my pants... Aren't you cute!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL all this talk of laughing is making me want the loo
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:00 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh, well then come on over by me start, snorting is a daily occurrence here... gosh darn allergies... I think I'm half pig sometimes...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:01 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ha millie would laugh at you and say wiggy wiggy
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:05 AM
    alkalineangel
    LOL... I would love it... Connor called me a kangaroo the other day... because I had a baby in my pouch, he said, I asked where the pouch was and he said I must have sewed it up... like I do to his jeans... lol..
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:07 AM
    startover22
    I think you should record your conversations with him cause he sounds like a HAM!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:12 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh believe me, we have a book called "connor-isms" I write in it often... lol The other day he told my husband that he was going to eat all of his dinner so that he grew big and strong and got a big belly like daddy... lol.

    He also has been recently telling me all the things he will be allowed to do when he is a big brother (according to him, not me) such as handling knives, using an electric saw (like daddy and papaw), and walking down the street alone... lol..
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:15 AM
    J_9
    Oh that is too funny. I love when Johnny comes up with something new. It is such a hoot. He came up with one right before Dad passed that would make some people gasp, but we just cracked up!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:20 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh I love it... I was taking a walk with my mother and Connor and he was running ahead of us. He tripped on a raised portion of the sidewalk and fell down. I ran up to him to see if he was OK and he had a mortified face on him. I asked what was wrong and he looked down at a crack in the sidewalk and told me he broke the sidewalk... LOL... it was all I had in me to be serious, I was laughing so hard inside...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:26 AM
    shatteredsoul
    That is so cute, I think every kid has really thought they were going to break their mama's back some time or another! My son asked my dad if he was pregnant with triplets! I turned three shades of red. I guess that's not as bad as when he asked me, Mommy are you PMSing?? HAAAAAAA HAAAAA
    Start, there is no way you look 4 months pregnant I would bet my last dollar on it. You can't wear a size 8 and look preggie my love!! You are probably used to being half of that size so you seem huge to you. To everyone else, you are a MILF for sure!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:26 AM
    J_9
    Oh I know!! While Dad was sick Johnny was sitting in front of the TV just playing by himself and talking to himself. Mom and I looked over and he was waving his little hand around saying "Ohhh, look, I'm Grampa, I'm an angel, I'm flying up to heaven... Oh, C.R.A.P, I'm stuck in a tree!!

    We hooted and hollered over that one. It was even used at Dad's funeral. Oh, yeah, Dad's nickname was Joker.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:30 AM
    shatteredsoul
    That kid is hysterical, looks like he inherited his grandpa's sense of humor, that's awesome!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:31 AM
    alkalineangel
    OMG Janine! That is hilarious!! (wrong on a couple levels) but hilarious!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:36 AM
    J_9
    Yes, wrong on some levels, but a hoot nonetheless!! We told Dad about that before he passed and he laughed and mouthed to us "I knew there was a reason I loved that boy!!!" LOL
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:46 AM
    shatteredsoul
    I am so glad you shared that story with him, what a wonderful, funny moment he was a part of!! Kids have a way of doing that. Taking something so difficult and finding the innocence and laughter in it. Got to love them!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:50 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe we did laugh on the phone that night about that j didn't we our boy is just such a special soul.

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