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... if she can cook a steak, I'd eat it off her bottom.

... wait, what am I saying..

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Originally Posted by redhed35

just to add,if you dont have the boobs ladies,a chicken dinner with all the trimming will do a perfectly good job too.

(note,on a plate,not your chest area!)

I like the second option, but use boneless chicken.

So just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

Ah,the missing ingredient...

Football/car racing/boxing on the TV.

Could it be that that's the recipe for a happy man.

Easy peasy.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

ah,the missing ingredient...

football/car racing/boxing on the tv.

could it be that thats the recipe for a happy man.

easy peasy.

I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

Of course... BEER!

Such a dufus.:rolleyes:

... wow. We ARE that simple.

... so sad.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

of course....BEER!

such a dufus.:rolleyes:

Ummm...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...wow. We ARE that simple.

...so sad.

Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

Haha. True. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra.. . I like her.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

haha. true. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra. ...I like her.

I rest my case.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area...

Chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, honey, Cinnamon sugar, peach massage oil, we ain't that picky.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Ummm ....

Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy ... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

that explains why I can't find someone to be in a relationship with. Lesbians are SCREWED, and not in that good way ^_~

But both parties in that relationship have boobs?

So how are you worse off?

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Originally Posted by albear

but both parties in that relationship have boobs?

so how are you worse off?

because both people are also complicated. Although, the boobs DO help ^_^

Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and... where am I? :(

I'm still failing to see how more boobs don't fix things?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and.......where am I? :(

My point exactly, :D

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Originally Posted by albear

im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

Bear, you're such a man. :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bear, you're such a man. :p

I appologise for nothing! :D

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Originally Posted by albear

i appologise for nothing! :D

LOL! No need to apologize. I like men. :)

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Originally Posted by albear

im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

I can only give 6 greenies at a time.

MORE BOOBS

Who says men don't have boobs?

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Originally Posted by KBC

Who says men don't have boobs??

:eek: :eek:

Mental image!

Bad mental image!

Bad Ken! Bad Ken! :eek: ;)

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women, but they're there,none-the-less!

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Originally Posted by KBC

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!

Would I be wrong in sensing that this conversation is leading to the question
'why do guys have nipples'?

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Originally Posted by albear

would i be wrong in sensing that this convo is leading to the question
'why do guys have nipples'?

Ooh I know I know!

Teacher teacher teacher!! (jumping up and down):D

ouch..damn boobs.

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Originally Posted by KBC

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!

My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

ooh i know i know!!

teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D

ouch..damn boobs.

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

ooh i know i know!!

teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D

ouch..damn boobs.

*watching red jumping*

... er... yes... red

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

Did I read this wrong?

Do you hope the entire population of men have bigger boobs than you? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

Well, it all starts when a men and a women hug really really tight and then the man does something to the women that's icky she gets a baby... and pokes it or something... and erm,well,that's what johnny said.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

Johnny went to Church. They had a real fire and brimstone guest preacher. While skipping Sunday School with little Tommy, Tommy asked Johnny "What do you think about all this Satan business?"

Johnnie thought for a minute and sagely replied, "You know how that Santa Claus thing turned out... It's probably your Dad."

I don't know any clean little johnny jokes... I don't know any clean jokes period!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i dont know any clean little johnny jokes....i dont know any clean jokes period!

That's as close as I've ever found.

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and surround it with peas.

When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here.

I found another one.

When he did go to Sunday School, they studied how Eve came from Adam's rib. He didn't believe it, but he could use it.

The next morning when Mom woke him up, he told her, " Mommy, I can't go to school today. My side hurts really bad. I think I'm about to have a wife."

There's two muffins in the oven.

One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"

The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"

Bloody sad.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and and surround it with peas.

When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)

Horrified :eek:

Alternatly if you compliment this one and be really nice to him then you've got him for good :D

Two peanuts were walking down the street,

One was asalted.(assaulted,a salted... get it... HEHE)... :(, I know, old old old)

Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon, guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...

I'm having my last smoke of the day...

God I love smoking,I should'nt but I do.

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Originally Posted by KBC

Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon,,guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...

That one got a laugh!:)