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  • Jun 17, 2010, 12:49 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    AC, 3 doors, 51 reg, lol :D

    ok, no number :(

    Funny bear,, no,no number.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 12:53 PM
    adam_89

    Ok so here is a link to the one Wondergirl started and if you read it a bit you will catch on and maybe this will go further this time.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ie-286454.html
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:11 PM
    88sunflower
    Hey dudes.
    Sitting here while Gavin has a quick snack. Bed in 20 minutes. 7:30 sharp. Ah can't wait for school to be out. Sick of homework, teachers rules and bed times.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:13 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I wish E would go to bed a 7:30, we start bed time at 7 pm, but I am lucky if she is sleeping by 9.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:16 PM
    88sunflower
    I am super strict on school nights. Four more days of school. His last day is Wednesday. I still have to be tough though because I get him up for daycare. But he doesn't have to have learning mind there so its not a bid deal if he is tired. Cracks me up I am so strict. My mother was way to free with us and we are all the total opposite as parents.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I try to be strict, but her big blue eyes melt my heart.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:26 PM
    88sunflower
    Don't you hate that! I saw her pics on FB and she does have beautiful eyes. Gavin gets me with hugs and kisses. Works every time.

    OK I have to get his butt in gear and brushing now. Catch you later or in the morning.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 04:27 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Night Sunny!
  • Jun 17, 2010, 07:22 PM
    Alty

    Anyone here?

    My mother-in-laws house is finally on the market, over 3 years later.

    Sadly, they're asking way too much. No way they're going to get it. They want $384,000. I've seen bigger homes, newer homes, nicer interiors, open concept, huge lot, in the same area for $340,000.

    It's a buyers market.

    It's already been on the market for 38 days. :(

    And here I was, all giddy, thinking that we'd finally get our inheritance. :(
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:13 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    So the key to your heart is to be unavailable.

    Got it. ;)

    don't think so.

    that sounds a lot like what preceded my divorce.

    =P
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:16 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    dont think so.

    that sounds a lot like what preceded my divorce.

    =P

    Well then give me a clue.

    How do I get your heart? Other then with a chainsaw and some pliers. ;)
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:17 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hey dudes.
    Sitting here while Gavin has a quick snack. Bed in 20 minutes. 7:30 sharp. Ah can't wait for school to be out. Sick of homework, teachers rules and bed times.

    School's not out for you, yet? School's been out here for a week or two.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    school's not out for you, yet? school's been out here for a week or two.

    School isn't out for us yet either. Next Friday is the last day.

    Why do I feel like singing "Schools out for summer!" :)
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:25 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well then give me a clue.

    How do I get your heart? Other then with a chainsaw and some pliers. ;)


    I ja don't know me by now... I isn't telling and I'm moving on...

    Again... the chainsaw and pliers... sounds like the big D metaphorically speaking.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i ja dont know me by now... i aint telling and im moving on...

    again... the chainsaw and pliers... sounds like the big D metaphorically speaking.

    Oh sweetie. I know exactly how to get your heart, I just don't want to squish it, so I'm being careful.

    Apparently teasing doesn't work. ;)

    I do think that I'd have a shot if I could walk up to you in a crowded bar, ask you to dance, lean into your shoulder, just close enough so you can smell the perfume on my neck. We'd do a nice slow dance, holding each other tight.

    Afterwards I'd take your hand, ask you to go for a walk with me. We'd have to be near a beach, walk hand in hand, bare feet, on the sand, the waves hitting our feet. I'd splash you, you'd splash back, and then the fight would be on. I bet I can dunk you before you can dunk me. Either way, we're both getting wet.

    What thread is this?
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:43 PM
    hheath541

    I spent today handling about 10-15 thousand nipples. I even got to take a pair home.

    Side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Alty

    Heath, just an fyi, my nipples aren't flammable either. ;)
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:51 PM
    hheath541

    But do they smell like gasoline?
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:52 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.

    Soooo saved for the quote wall to come sometimes when I feel like it...
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    but do they smell like gasoline?

    Sometimes, and I'm not telling you why.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 09:58 PM
    hheath541

    Now, where should I put my nipples so they can be properly displayed?
  • Jun 17, 2010, 10:06 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    now, where should i put my nipples so they can be properly displayed?

    So many possibilities, so many suggestions, so little time.

    Wear them. :)
  • Jun 17, 2010, 10:19 PM
    hheath541

    They're kind of big and awkward to wear.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    they're kinda big and awkward to wear.

    The bigger the better?
  • Jun 17, 2010, 11:11 PM
    hheath541

    Well, one's bigger than the other.
  • Jun 17, 2010, 11:16 PM
    KISS

    Plastic nipples?
  • Jun 17, 2010, 11:27 PM
    hheath541

    Nope, they're metal.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:12 AM
    adam_89

    Good morning Everyone, I started workign out yesterday. I thought I would max out on bench press and I am a lot weaker then I thought. I only got up 190. My arms are sore now. I am weak.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:34 AM
    88sunflower
    Good morning handsome.
    Great news on working out. Keep with it. I have been slacking in that area. I still go every day but I have been dragging arse there. But I go, because if I am there I am moving regardless of the pace. Which is good.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:55 AM
    mudweiser

    Haha I skim read:

    No bigger ones, what plastic nipples? No metal ones.

    LOL
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:02 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    i spent today handling about 10-15 thousand nipples. i even got to take a pair home.

    side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.

    OK, I have to ask...

    What the heck kind of nipples are you talking about, and where the heck are you working?
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:09 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    OK, I have to ask....

    What the heck kinda nipples are you talking about, and where the heck are you working?

    Hhaha I didn't see THAT.

    Lol now I'm curious to find out what all this nipple talk is about...

    Nipple

    Love that word.. and legumes.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:15 AM
    88sunflower
    Hey shaz, stranger.

    Hey muddy. How's the vespa coming along?

    OK heath got a job doing something in a factory with nipples. Well, so they call them nipples.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:34 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post

    Hey muddy. How's the vespa coming along?

    Oh I don't get to see it until Saturday night at work-- he really likes to show off. He went to get it decaled (is that right? )

    It has this little flowers with wavy things.. kind of like this:

    http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.152227958.jpg

    Kind of looks like this but in white... :o

    Oh did I tell you guys he got me a new camera? Mine broke a while ago and well yeah.. I love it. Hehe

    I think he thinks he's my boyfriend... but I don't know we haven't really labelled it. Haha... my life is weird.

    Bahhh
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:36 AM
    88sunflower
    Muddy that's awesome. You can post pictures with your new camera. Lol
    Dang girl your working something right with him.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:38 AM
    adam_89

    Sugar daddyin it up huh? Haha
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:50 AM
    88sunflower
    I have to vent.

    I am so sick and farking tired of people and comments on my husband and what he looks like. I hear "thats your husband" "he must have money or built like a moose" "or he is good in bed" "or you can do better"

    Why because he is bald and has to wear glasses? Do you think he chose this?

    What the F people! Maybe I am not the norm and I married because I fell in love with his humor and personality?? Is that so wrong? Maybe his family values and traditions are what keeps my heart happy. Do I need Brad Pitt? I hardly think so. Is he so perfect? I hardly think so.

    To all the people who have one more comment or all the men who think they are going to hit on me and criticize my husband... go.. %$#@ and @#$#%% because what I am really thinking will get me kicked off here.

    Arseholes!


    breath sunny... breath...
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:51 AM
    mudweiser

    Oh photos will be taken! :)

    Haha I'm going back to the salon today :) Getting my hair deep conditioned and my eyebrows and well... things waxed... lol

    I've been going to the beach often and I feel like my hair is all straw-ish and just not very nice.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:56 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    I have to vent.

    I am so sick and farking tired of people and comments on my husband and what he looks like. I hear "thats your husband" "he must have money or built like a moose" "or he is good in bed" "or you can do better"

    Why because he is bald and has to wear glasses? Do you think he chose this?

    What the F people! Maybe I am not the norm and I married because I fell in love with his humor and personality??? Is that so wrong?? Maybe his family values and traditions are what keeps my heart happy. Do I need Brad Pitt? I hardly think so. Is he so perfect? I hardly think so.

    To all the people who have one more comment or all the men who think they are going to hit on me and criticize my husband.......go ..%$#@ and @#$#%% because what I am really thinking will get me kicked off here.

    Arseholes!


    breath sunny ....breath.......

    Ooh well you know what the Brad Pitt husbands are usually the ones that get really boring once the years roll by. :p

    The people that say that are usually unhappy with what they have or are jealous of what YOU have.

    Pay no mind to them those b!tches don't matter-- hehehe :)
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:59 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Ooh well you know what the Brad Pitt husbands are usually the ones that get really boring once the years roll by. :p

    The people that say that are usually unhappy with what they have or are jealous of what YOU have.

    Pay no mind to them those b!tches don't matter-- hehehe :)

    Seriously muddy if I hear it one more time I might just... I don't know. I just heard it that's why I vented. Funny its usually the guys saying it mostly. Like god for bid I be with someone "like him" What the hell does "like him" mean? He looks normal to me. Of course all these hot guys are the ones with huge arse guts down the road and divorced three times.

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