Ask Me Help Desk - The Shiny Castle of Doom, much prettier than the old one.

Lol no I love you. Just kidding that you should share your money ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I know how stressed you've been about business, I hope this takes the pressure off. :)

Love you tons Stringer. :)

It does hon, it does. But of course only for a while, you can never relax.

There is an old saying; "Wow! Got the sale! ...Now what do we do?"

Kidding, that is not a problem we are damn good at what we do. (My turn not to be humble-sorry) :)

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Originally Posted by jenniepepsi

lol no i love you. just kidding that you should share your money ;)

Love you to Jeannie... :)

Every sale like this is just like the first one over 30 years ago... same feeling.

Ok... I am going outside to jump up and down for a bit... Oh, and a glass of wine, wish Marta was home.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Love you to Jeannie...:)

Ok...I am going outside to jump up and down for a bit......Oh, and a glass of wine, wish Marta was home.

So you could jump up and down on her? :D

Had to say it, you pretty much handed that one to me on a silver platter. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

So you could jump up and down on her? :D

Had to say it, you pretty much handed that one to me on a silver platter. :o

Today, I will give you all you want love!

Lol, it's all good Stringer...

Can you give her kp? I'm sure she'd like all that! (and a bag of chips!)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Today, I will give ya all you want love!

:D There's a lot that I want Stringer, are you sure? ;)

Right now I just want to hear from Sneezy. I can't begin to explain how worried I am
About that kid. :(

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Lol, it's all good Stringer...

Can you give her kp? I'm sure she'd like all that! (and a bag of chips!)

That would work too, but no chips, I'm trying to cut down on junk food. :)

Common Alt! If you are going to shake that butt all around town, you need to keep it healthy and round! ;)

Hey, that rhymed!

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Common Alt! If you are going to shake that butt all around town, you need to keep it healthy and round! ;)

Hey, that rhymed!

I've already got a nice bubble butt, don't need a fat bubble butt. ;)

Shake, shake, shake, shake your bootie. :)

*Shake shake, shake shake, shakeshake it!*

Gaah, stupid American songs, can I come up to Canada to escape?

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

*Shake shake, shake shake, shakeshake it!*

Gaah, stupid American songs, can I come up to Canada to escape?

Sure, I have nothing else to do.

Wait... yes I do! ;)

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Originally Posted by jenniepepsi

lol no i love you. just kidding that you should share your money ;)

What? My adoration has expired its term? Dead presidents are thy desire?

Darnit.

I knew my charm and smile would get me only so far.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

what? my adoration has expired its term? dead presidents are thy desire?

darnit.

i knew my charm and smile would get me only so far.

You still have me.

Better then nothing. ;)

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entrée, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entree, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

Don't sell all the other amhd boys short.

Most have good intentions.

Talking a good talk doesn't make anything last. I can stir the pot with the best of them... but that's just mental distraction. I've lost more great loves than I've kept. Just the truth.

Smiles your way.

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entree, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

HH, you're 17, jail bait, illegal, very wrong.

Otherwise... well, you'd be an entrée too. ;)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

dont sell all the other amhd boys short.

most have good intentions.

talking a good talk doesnt make anything last. i can stir the pot with the best of them... but thats just mental distraction. ive lost more great loves than ive kept. just the truth.

smiles your way.

KP, you're a keeper. Sadly, I'm already kept.

Hehe, I know Alt, but you wouldn't know it if I didn't tell you!
And, don't worry, my 18th birthday is in a month, so I'll be ripe for the pickin's soon enough! :D ;)

Anyway, just like you, jennie, This, most others here, I'm in a committed relationship. True, I'm not married or anything, but it's the most committed relationship I've ever been in. I'm just playing along like you. I don't expect anything to come of it, and I would never date someone I met online anyway. It's just not my style.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP, you're a keeper. Sadly, I'm already kept.

Nothing sad about being kept, love.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

nothing sad about being kept, love.

True.

Besides, the little bugger has my heart. I don't know how he got it, but he has it. I would never do anything to hurt him. Again, surprised by that. He snuck in, he stuck, he's a keeper too. :)

Darn men. :)

ALT!
Right now, I have exactly 1/9th of the posts you do! :)

That's an improvement, because when I started, I had 1/15thousand and something the amount of posts you did! :cool:

Anyway... :rolleyes:

Nothing wrong with a good woman loved by a good man.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

nothin wrong with a good woman loved by a good man.

Good woman? Giggle. ;)

I was the worst woman before I met hubby.

Okay, this may be the beer talking, because I always divulge too much info when I'm drinking, but, I was not a good girl, or a good woman. I was the worst of the worst. I really was.

Can't change the past, wouldn't if I could. It lead me here.

The thing is, hubby loves me anyway. That's one special man. :)

Hehehehe, but maybe he likes bad girls!

It gives him an excuse to use his whips! ;)

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

hehehehe, but maybe he likes bad girls!

It gives him an excuse to use his whips! ;)

:D

He's not a whipper. He's a kind, gentle loving man. I really don't deserve him.

"good woman" doesn't mean colors inside the lines, necessarily.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:D

He's not a whipper. He's a kind, gentle loving man. I really don't deserve him.

He seems to think you do, so there you go...

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Originally Posted by kp2171

he seems to think you do, so there you go...

True. Silly man that he is. ;)

It's not all sunshine and roses, we have our moments, times that we both
Want to walk, call it quits, but we stick. We're a team, better or worse.

Damn, beer makes me mushy. :(

Fine, you don't deserve him.
So, don't DEserve him, but serve him!

Give him what he wants, and he wants you! ;)

*ga... ga... gasp*

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Fine, you don't deserve him.
So, don't DEserve him, but serve him!

Give him what he wants, and he wants you! ;)

Give him what he wants?

He has to earn that baby. ;)

I'm a woman, complicated, fun, but you'll never figure me out. Just how I roll. ;)

Naah, that is all women. Men can't understand them, because they speak "WOMANESE" :rolleyes:

Ooh, maybe make him serve you then? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Give him what he wants?

He has to earn that baby. ;)

I'm a woman, complicated, fun, but you'll never figure me out. Just how I roll. ;)

Hmmm...

I smelll sexy XX genes.

Complicated.

Sensual.

Conflicting.

Is it wrong I'm har... crap... this isn't the naughty thread.

I give up.

Never give up KP, just go to the right place. ;)

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Naah, that is all women. Men can't understand them, because they speak "WOMANESE" :rolleyes:

Ooh, maybe make him serve you then? ;)

I speak Altynese, it get's me through the day. ;)

I wll serve him. ;) I love to be the servant ;)

Mmmm wrong thread :o
Although I thnk we have all crossed that boundary today ;) lol

There aren't any boundaries I won't cross Jennie.

Oops. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

There aren't any boundaries I won't cross Jennie.

Oops. :(

*ahem*
You mean besides the underage one, right?

Hey ladies.

Love to you all.

Thanks for the smiles.

Need to be out for a few hours.

Love your way. Thanks for the kind thoughts. Means the world to me these days.