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  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:20 PM
    Stringer

    Where's my mega horn??

    OK, this is the Sheriff.... ya'all are surrounded come out peaceable like...now, with yer hands on yer heads...the cute girlies first...hee hee.
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:21 PM
    starbuck8

    Uhhh... is AMHD having a bad hair day? Why are quotes showing up underneath? Run for the hills... this place has gone crazy I tell you... CRAZY!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I've had enough of your jailhouse shenanigans Sheriff! The other inmates and I replaced your bullets with nerf balls!! We're just not all that scared of you!! Here look!!...I have your cuffs! Your Deputy's are all asleep! I have an array of dinnerware in my cell! I'll show you what to do with a fork!! Then we can talk about spooning!
    Aaaaahhhhhh... did cha say 'spooning' girlie?
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:23 PM
    Stringer

    And where is that complain' rioter now? Clough come out wit your hands up !!!!!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:24 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Aaaaahhhhhh...did cha say 'spooning' girlie?
    Uuhhmmm, I recall something to do with forking... spooning came later! :p
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:25 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Uhhh...is AMHD having a bad hair day? Why are quotes showing up underneath? Run for the hills...this place has gone crazy I tell ya....CRAZY!!!!
    Is this the one that was supposed ta be in that thar 'padded cell?' I think so....she is seeing things now...careful boys !
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:26 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Uuhhmmm, I recall something to do with forking...spooning came later!! :p
    Well then ...GIRLIE...back in line then.....


    EDIT: NO....WAIT !!!! (just got that)...further explanation is necessary then girlie....
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:28 PM
    JoeCanada76

    I took care of the cowboy Clough, Stringer...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:28 PM
    Stringer

    Wow... post # 666 and on Friday the 13th Also!! I guess yer day has come...

    "You fought the law and the law won".... hee hee
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I took care of the cowboy Clough, Stringer......
    Atta way to go Deputy... now surround the girlie over thar she is a ringleader too..
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:29 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I was able to use my super powers... Who needs a gun...

    I planned the number 666 to come up. I knew that would have him cower in the corner...

    Ha Ha..
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:29 PM
    Clough
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    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    And whose' dis here new character over there...Cowboy Clough?

    I think he started all this...Get some pen and paper...we need to have him sign a confession....

    And ifin' he won't...then take 'um to the 'chamber in da basement...yeah, that one...hee hee...he'll sigh it....
    Here you go, Stringy! I'm all ready for you! See what you did to me by putting me in solitary confinement? Notice the crazed look in my eyes?

    They're lookin' at

    YOU!!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:30 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded... What are you girls going to do about it now.

    I thought I had you locked Clough... How did you escape?
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:30 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Is this the one that was supposed ta be in that thar 'padded cell?' I think so....she is seeing things now...careful boys !
    It twas you, the dastardly Sheriff that unlawfully locked me in a padded cell, and hung me upside down!! This is cruel and unusual punishment!! I want to speak to my lawyer!! I believe Sir Clough is my attourney. I demand a phonecall!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:30 PM
    Clough

    Obviously, I've been doing some exercising while I've been put away!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:30 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded..... What are you girls going to do about it now.\

    Did Clough just become one of the girls..??

    I thought I had you lock and key Clough....
    Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:35 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??
    Whoa! I'll try that again! LOL!

    Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:38 PM
    Stringer

    Ok...hear ye, hear ye....

    "OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION"    !!

    The Town of "LOUNGE" will be holding an election for a new Mayor.

    Qualification:... must be breathing, (that includes you Justy)... hee hee.

    You MUST present your credentials here on the thread....make it good.

    The sheriff and his deputies will officiate the election and will count the votes.... (A big hee hee)!

    The election will take place next week..... Use the time in between to campaign a little...

    All those in the town as of now are elegible to run for Mayor
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:39 PM
    JoeCanada76

    You blinded me DUCKY... Sheriff there is nothing I can do now.
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:39 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I was able to use my super powers... Who needs a gun.....

    I planned the number 666 to come up. I knew that would have him cower in the corner....

    Ha Ha..
    Atta way Joe... keep 'um guessing where the 'next' one will be coming from...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:42 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Good thing for my super powers... Ha Ha

    They will not know where the next one comes...

    But for now I have to retire for the morning. Almost 2 am...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:42 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Here ya go, Stringy! I'm all ready for ya! See what you did to me by putting me in solitary confinement? Notice the crazed look in my eyes?

    They're lookin' at

    YOU!!!




    HOLY Sh*T !!!!!! I think we are going to need more FIREPOWER!! Batman !!!! Where are you? Need some of yer gadgets thingeys!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:43 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??
    QUACKity QUACK QUACK!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:44 PM
    artlady

    I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touching this unless someone convinces me it's a good place to hang.

    I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:44 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    You blinded me DUCKY..... Sheriff there is nothing I can do now.
    Never give up !!! There is too much at stake Deputy!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:46 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Good thing for my super powers............. Ha Ha

    They will not know where the next one comes........

    But for now I have to retire for the morning. almost 2 am....
    Heeeeeeeyyyyyy... I didn't hear th 'quitin' bell? I will be here all by my lonesome Joe!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:47 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/amhd_i...s/viewpost.gif
    Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded..... What are you girls going to do about it now.\

    Did Clough just become one of the girls..??

    I thought I had you lock and key Clough....
    Do I look like one of the girls??
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:48 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touchin this unless someone convinces me its a good place to hang.

    I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:
    Hey cutie... step over here... we have this nice lounge room... coffee, sticky buns, TV... here just take a load off and sit in this comfy sofa... for a bit...

    We will give you a badge an all... but you got to be tuff... You can be the Block Mama... nice to have you aboard... Deputy, I men Matron Deputy...

    Of course there is an oath to take.....
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:50 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touchin this unless someone convinces me its a good place to hang.

    I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:
    Artsy! Don't look directly into their eyes!! It's a trick!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Do I look like one of the girls?!?!
    NO... you look like frackin Karate Kid
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:52 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Do I look like one of the girls?!?!
    Come a little bit closer and let me look....shhhh...here....take the file...stick it in yer boot! Sneak back to yer cell and I'll pass ya a note!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:54 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    QUACKity QUACK QUACK !!!!!!!!
    It's secret code! Nanananana! :p
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:56 PM
    Stringer

    KNOCK ! KNOCK !

    Whosae that at the door? Reporters?? We don't need no stinkin' reporter!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY! Thars no 'story' here !
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:57 PM
    starbuck8

    I hear everyone in "LOUNGE TOWN" can run for mayor!! Where are my girls?? Let's put together our campaign slogan! I've got some ideas...yep!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:58 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    It's secret code!! Nanananana!! :p
    HA ! secret code?... my foot... I hired one of dose smart computer type girls to stop all that stuff...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:59 PM
    starbuck8
    girl power!! Bow chicka bow wow!! Woot woot!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:59 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    KNOCK ! KNOCK !

    Whosae dat at the door? Reporters???????? We don't need no stinkin' reporter!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY! Thars no 'story' here !
    You guys says that yer here to report on this here election thingy... I don't know about no election! NOW GO AWAY !!!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 11:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    HA ! secret code?....my foot......I hired one of dose smart computer type girls to stop all dat stuff.....
    Barney?. Andy wants you to go git him some sammiches! Don't hit Aunt B on your way out of Mayberry!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 11:02 PM
    Stringer

    OK....LOCK DOWN...LIGHTS OUT...GO TO BED...Deputy....'bed check' time.    .. (a big hee hee)

    Ifin' thar aren't anybody here to vote in that thar 'election thingy' then they can't vote... pretty simple... huh? Hee hee
  • Mar 13, 2009, 11:05 PM
    Stringer
    Where the heck is my Main Deputy... DEPUTY!!!! Ya at dat bar again??????

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