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  • Dec 24, 2008, 09:50 AM
    magprob

    Thank You Chery and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 09:51 AM
    starbuck8

    WE MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU DEARLY MOMMA C!! MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEETS!!

    You know I am praying for you to feel better soon!!

    HUGS AND KISSES!!...AND MUCHLY!!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 09:54 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Thank You Chery and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you.

    Merry Christmas Mag!!

    ... have you seen my chestnuts?
  • Dec 24, 2008, 10:31 AM
    Stringer

    Chery, you mean so much to me/us. Marta and I wish you all the very best in this season of hope. You deserve all the blessings that come to someone with the love and caring that you possess.

    Know that you are loved and cherished and an important part of our lives.

    Merry Christmas Chery!

    Stringer and Marta
  • Dec 24, 2008, 11:36 AM
    starbuck8

    Niki asked me to post this! It's her fave Christmas song!

    YouTube - Dogs with Blogs-- Do They Know It's Christmas?
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:07 PM
    Alty

    Merry Christmas!

    Love and hugs to all my family here. :)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:07 PM
    Alty
    Mag, have you seen my bra? ;)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:08 PM
    starbuck8

    I really wonder what he has in that trunk of his?. SCAAAARRRRYYYYY!

    I needed my bra for my chestnuts!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:10 PM
    Alty

    I think he stole it last night, I was a bit drunk, it wouldn't have been hard to do.

    Come on Mag, cough it up, my bras are expensive, I don't have many. Besides, it won't fit you, I promise you that. ;)

    I'm hungover Starby, really hungover. :(

    You busy? Want to chat for a bit? :)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:18 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Mag, have you seen my bra? ;)

    Fits perfect. You should see me. I AM HOT!!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:19 PM
    starbuck8

    Nope... not going to call you... nope... I'm not... nope... ahhh crap! LOL!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:21 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Fits perfect. You should see me. I AM HOT!!!!

    You do know that Alty is a 32F! If that fits you... you have serious problems!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:25 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    You do know that Alty is a 32F!! If that fits you...you have serious problems!!


    I don't think so. She has been telling stories again. This is a training bra!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Alty

    Mag, are you in training? You want to be a girlie girl? Bumchickawawa! :)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 12:51 PM
    magprob

    Hummm. The panties are HUMONGUS but the top is tiny. Maybe she'll grow out of it... or into it. Either way, these are the biggest skid marks I have ever seen. I'm applying for the Guinness book of world records under the,"Strange and Disgusting" department.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 01:59 PM
    starbuck8

    If you push the button on the top of my pink panties, you will be able to identify them! They are musical, and play "jingle balls!"
  • Dec 24, 2008, 02:03 PM
    magprob

    Every time I here Jingle balls, I want to come down a chimney.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 02:06 PM
    starbuck8

    Let me make room so you don't hurt yourself when you fall!. oh, careful not to burn your A$$!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 04:24 PM
    Stringer

    Okey Dokie... kids, no more bickering please...

    Now all together, ready...

    "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!"

    Yes, that includes you too Alty... hee hee

    Stringer
  • Dec 24, 2008, 05:08 PM
    magprob

    Bah-Humbug!
    HEY! You kids stay out of my yard. That ain't singing. Sounds more like sufferin.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 07:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Bah-Humbug!
    HEY! You kids stay outta my yard. That ain't singin. Sounds more like sufferin.

    I knocked the head off your snowman! :p

    MERRY CHRISTMAS STRINGY!!

    (I said Merry Christmas to that mean boy earlier! ;))
  • Dec 24, 2008, 07:09 PM
    magprob

    That wasn't a snow man. It was some homeless guy that froze.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 07:17 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    That wasn't a snow man. It was some homeless guy that froze.

    :eek::eek: No wonder he smelled like stale gravy!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:21 PM
    Alty

    You kids are silly!

    My panties are not large Mag, they're just right, want to try them, oh, I see you already did, hence the skid marks. I've never seen such skid marks on a thong before, that's gross!

    SNOWBALL FIGHT!! :)

    Merry Christmas!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:27 PM
    starbuck8

    I don't think Mag knew how to wear them! I believe I saw him streak through here earlier, and he had them on his head! I was scareded!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Alty

    He had them on his head? But, the skid marks. Ewwwww! He's going to smell like a poo head. ;)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Stringer

    Was that, that streaker with the Santa hat and thong??
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:31 PM
    Stringer
    Five minute break from the party... for a smoke...
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:33 PM
    Alty

    Stringer! You're smoking again? I thought you quit.

    Who am I to judge though, as I sit here beer in hand contemplating going outside for a smoke. ;)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Was that, that streaker with the Santa hat and thong???

    And nothing else. It was quite the sight, wasn't it? :eek:
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:34 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Was that, that streaker with the Santa hat and thong???

    Yep, that was the guy! He thought he was in disguise... but I recognised him! He must have been waiting out in the cold for a very long time! :eek:
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:42 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hi everyone.

    I JUST finished my christmas shopping.

    ... go figure.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:43 PM
    Alty

    Wow, the stores are still open at this time of night, on Christmas eve?

    The kids have already opened theirs, Jared is playing Wii, Sydney is playing with her stuffies. I'm having a Christmas beer, a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me yesterday. ;)
  • Dec 24, 2008, 08:53 PM
    starbuck8

    I've got a bottle of vino, and some Baja Rosa right in front of me... and plenty of beer in the fridge! Cheeeeerrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzz!!

    ... and a toast to my wonderful family!!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 09:10 PM
    starbuck8

    Did everyone go away?
  • Dec 24, 2008, 09:35 PM
    starbuck8

    Goodnite everyone!
  • Dec 24, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Yep, that was the guy!! He thought he was in disguise....but I recognised him! He must have been waiting out in the cold for a very long time!! :eek:

    Yep, and things shrink in the cold you know.:rolleyes:
  • Dec 24, 2008, 10:01 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Nope. Just clicked clicked clicked.

    Sitting with a scotch and a cigar.

    Can't beat this.
  • Dec 24, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    hi everyone.

    I JUST finished my christmas shopping.

    ...go figure.

    Actually Sneez, there is a proven theory the men are smart about shopping late.

    1. Less crowds

    2. Things are marked WAY down

    3. There isn't much left to choose from so the decision making process is relaxed, take what is left on the shelf...

    Stringer

    Party is over, everyone had dinner, drinks (27 bottles of wine used up and 2 cases of beer, not to mention 4 cases of soft drinks), opened all the gifts and forced family and friends to take home food and cookies. But I kept the Bachelor Cookies for myself... .Every one showed, about 37 people, we had a ball...
  • Dec 25, 2008, 11:01 AM
    jrsg

    Hey everybody!

    Just checking in to wish everyone a merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a happy new year!

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