My hero... :)
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My hero... :)
You caught my "drift"... I am a gentleman SIR!. So I thought best to call you in (hee hee)... Did I do right oh Gallant Sir, Man of Honor, Fearless Leader of us males in this type of Persuasion... :eek: :D :rolleyes: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
THIS MUST NOW BE EDITED: Hear ye, hear ye, we now have a traitor amonst us......His initials are....Sneezy....
Oh, man, stringer... now I'm starting to regret hitting you over the head with that bat...
Why, thank you, good sir. I appreciate the call. If I ever feel the need to let you know about... well... actually, you're married... so... I really don't have much to warn you about, huh?
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Oh , now I see... Friends can bite the dust huh? You are now among the contaminated my old friend... yep I shall have to give notification to all other faithful males that you cannot, CANNOT be trusted... now I suspect that you will give all male secrets to the Lady in Red huh? Man I am seriously, seriously disappointed, you caved so easily...
Geeeeeze...
OK ladies and gents... back to work.
Stringer, hope you have a good rest of the day.
Biggie, enjoy football.
Softy, not sure if you're here, but... good day.
Hc, you know how to reach me.
Adios!
I didn't cave stringer! I didn't cave! Hc blackmailed me, I promise!
She said she'd cut me off from coffee if I didn't do it. COFFEE STRINGER COFFEE! Food/water/shelter, I can do without. Heck, I can walk around naked for all I care (heh... ), but COFFEE?!
Aww... Stringer... Sneezy... you know I love you both... and would never do anything to jeapordize your friendship... sweats and sneaks for me from now on...
(Except for Sneezy... cause... well, yeah... ;))
Night Sneezy dear... Talk to you later...
Bye Sneezy... I'm off as well!
I must leave also, it is time to leave and go see about getting Marta's new car, I got mine, she wants one also... I don't mind. She looks great in 6' heels also...Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
:D Im sure she does :)
I started a fight, wow!
HC, thanks for trying, Sneezy thanks for helping. Stringer, they both love you to bits, as do I.
I never wanted to start a fight, I just wanted HC to tease away the whip from Stringer. But a war ensued, I never wanted that. :(
I will live without the whip, as long as my friends stay true to each other. Big group hug all, we're a team! :)
I'm on a quick break from cleaning. So, how's everyone doing?
:) We're all good. Having a few cold ones and kicking back... (in sweats... ) and laughing it off :)
A cold one? Aren't you at work HC?
Shhhhh... don't tell... :)
Coffee, coffee? Sneez I had such great hopes for you... we at the "Council of Men" (who love cooked duck, by the way) were getting a little concerned for some time now... actually I think it was M who suggested that we take up a collection so you could "get a room!"Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
There is still hope Sneezy... yes, but you will have to run the "gauntlet of truthfulness....and manhood."
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Duin' GREAT Alty, my love... what fight? HC... what fight is Alty talking about my dear?
EDDDDDDDDDDIIT: All I remember was this "smack" on the BACK of my head... wow I can see clearly now! What fight?? I don't remember any fight... did I lose?
I thought there was a fight. Is your head okay Stringer? I don't want my friends to get hurt.
What's this I hear, you are trying to get our Sneezy into the Council of Men? What's this about the duck, are you planning on roasting her and not inviting me? I'll bring wine, please let me dine on the duck.
My breaks over. Rah! More cleaning for me. Rah! I wish I was a Geenie, and could just nod my head and the house would be clean. Then nod my head and I'd be 21 years old again, with a slim waist and perky breasts. Nod my head and hubby would look like Vin Diesel. Nod, oh look lamborginis in the driveway, his and hers. Nod, no mortgage? Nod, world peace?
But alas, I nod and nothing happens. Want to hear a secret? I wouldn't really change a thing, except the house and the mess. ;):)
Stringer, go get Marta a new car, heck pick up two, okay?
Later kids. :)
Night Alty! I'm out of here too... talk to you all in the morning!
I shall run the gauntlet... blindfolded stringer. Anything to get back into the council of men.
... by the way, did you guys realize that we're ALL trying to feast on ONE duck?
... gotta fatten that duck up.
K... here's the plan... you fatten THE duck, cook her (opps... It) call to order the Counsel... and you'll get my vote and I think I can get M also... Plan?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
EDIT: Aaaaaaaaah Alty, I don't think my mail box is full? (0.,. 0)
Maybe we should breed the duck, get more ducks, fatten them all up and have a huge feast. Somehow I think the duck will be against this plan. ;)
I don't want to clean, keep making excuses to take a break. :(
All alone, back to cleaning I go. Harumph, no more procrastinating, got to get it done.
Sigh, I don't want to CLEAN! Sorry, little fit, I'm good now. :)
Later.
I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Hey Stringer.
How are you sweets? Have you caught the duck yet? I've got the wine chilled and ready, and I bought candles. Please don't make me pluck her, I've done enough work today. :(
Where is our duck? I haven't see her all day.
Where is everyone? I'm all alone. Stringer? M? Starby? Biggie? Sneezy? Unky? Softy? Starty? Everyone! I MISS MY FRIENDS. SIGH. :(
Hey alty! I'm back! How was your day?
My day, um, so-so. Cleaning, more cleaning, cleaning again, oh and I get to clean again tomorrow because I'm not done. :( Alty's tired. ;)
I also got into a bit of an argument with a long time foe on this site. It ended with me being called a lying b*tch. B*tch is true enough, but lying, no so much. Don't worry though, it's handled, for now. ;)
I'm really worried about Starby, she hasn't been feeling well, I've written her two emails and tried calling twice, no answer and she hasn't gotten back to me. I'm worried.
Ew, one of the dogs just farted, that's nasty, yuck, you can actually taste it! Ewwww, excuse me while I go gag. :(
... you can taste it?! That's... really gross.
Yeah, I'm a bit worried about starbs as well. I hope she's resting up and just fighting with her puter... I was also told that her power went out earlier, so that may be it.
When I call I get her machine, so I think her phone is working. I just called again, no answer. I'm probably just over reacting, but with her not feeling good and all the other stuff that's been going on, I'm worrying, and there's nothing I can do and no one I can call to go check on her and make sure she's okay
Sorry Sneezy, I don't mean to worry anyone else.
No problem. I have a feeling she's just resting, and she'll be back in no time... plus, her sleeping schedule's been a complete mess... so I'm sure she'll be back around... 3am.
She better be okay, or I'll kick her butt. ;)
So Sneezy, let's change the topic, worrying isn't going to get us anywhere.
How was your day? Did you study?
I... studied... from 10am - 6pm.
Then I decided I had enough of it, so I spit on my book.
Spit on your book? Is that helpful? ;)
I cleaned all day, then I had enough and spit on the floor, but then I realized that I was the only one that affected, so I cleaned it up. :)
Haha, I'm glad to hear that.
Hm. So... uh.. what's up?
It's kind of empty in this big ole castle.
... wanna go to the torture chamber ;)
The torture chamber? Hmmmm, I don't know, what do you have planned in the torture chamber?
Tee hee. You'll have to follow me there to find out :)
Hmmmm, should I follow Sneezy into the torture chamber? What's in the torture chamber, and what will we do when we get there? Hmmmmm, I trust Sneezy, so what could possibly happen? I'm not a duck, so I think I'll be safe.
Okay Sneezy, I'll follow you to the chamber. ::GULP:: :)
MUAHHAHAHA
Oh boy, oh boy. It's finally close to the end of this week. Another week means one week closer to my test date. ::gulp::
Mmm... I got nothing to do tonight... might go to bed a bit early, might watch some TV (:eek:)
You've got me to talk to Sneezy, who needs TV? ;)
You'll do fine on your test, don't worry too much about it.
By the way, I tripped you in the hallway on the way to the torture chamber, you are now my prisoner. Muwahahahahahaha. :)
What?! Tripped me?!
What's going on in here lately? Whacking each other in the head... hc whipping me...
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