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  • Jul 21, 2008, 09:54 PM
    Unknown008
    Hi KSS! Welcome to the Bunny Binky Room!
  • Jul 21, 2008, 10:07 PM
    startover22
    Ohhhhh sweet vacations! Hugs to all of you;) Take good care of each other! Bye for now!:):):)
  • Jul 21, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Ohhhhh sweet vacations! Hugs to all of you;) Take good care of each other! Bye for now!:):):)

    I am glad that you are finally able to take a good rest Start... If yo are planning to come to Chicago and see our beautiful Lake Michigan.. you and your family are welcome to stay with us, we have a big house... and plenty of food stocked up. I'll show you my Christmas decorations!! Haha
    Stringer
  • Jul 21, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Unknown008
    Bye Starty! Hugs to you also! <BIG HUGS>
  • Jul 21, 2008, 10:35 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Play nice though, no biting, no nipping, and no steeling anyone's carrots. :);)
    Attachment 9994

    so I'm not allowed?

    oh poo.

    guess ill hafta finish this bottle of pinot grigio by myself. =)
  • Jul 21, 2008, 11:26 PM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Ohhhhh sweet vacations! Hugs to all of you;) Take good care of each other! Bye for now!:):):)


    Have a wonderful vacation Starty!! That will be so fun. You come back to us safe and all ready to share your love with all of us. We will miss you.

    Oh, Stringer, suggested I borrow your armor when I am taken on a tour of the Castle. :eek: Do you suppose that could be arranged?? :p

    You take care and relax and enjoy!
  • Jul 21, 2008, 11:33 PM
    Unknown008
    Hi KP! I think that you're new to the thread! Off you go, finish that bottle if you want to. There seems to be lots more in the store.
  • Jul 22, 2008, 04:53 AM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    so im not allowed?

    oh poo.

    guess ill hafta finish this bottle of pinot grigio by myself. =)

    Why KP! You are always allowed... to play... with us...

    ... that didn't sound right...

    ... you know what I meant. :)

    Glad you made it!
  • Jul 22, 2008, 06:04 AM
    bigbird213
    Hey there my morning buddy, what's up?
  • Jul 22, 2008, 06:08 AM
    KISS
    As for the bunny in the picture, it looks like the proportioning valve is broken. The valve that changes the amount of hydraulic pressure sent to the back brakes. It's all front braking. Something has to be wrong. Time for a check-up?
  • Jul 22, 2008, 06:37 AM
    kp2171
    broken valve... hillarious. =)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 07:02 AM
    KISS
    The Blind Bunny
    -------------------------

    One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

    'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

    'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my
    fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you
    coming. By the way what kind of animal are you?'

    'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

    So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear, twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit.'

    The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But , by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

    The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of animal am I?'

    The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't any balls............You must be a politician!'
  • Jul 22, 2008, 07:32 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid
    The Blind Bunny
    -------------------------

    One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

    'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

    'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my
    fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you
    coming. By the way what kind of animal are you?'

    'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

    So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear, twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit.'

    The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But , by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

    The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of animal am I?'

    The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't any balls............You must be a politician!'

    Wow, what a perfect description of these blood suckers who make a living screwing their constituents and do nothing after they are elected except start another campaign to get re-elected.
  • Jul 22, 2008, 07:48 AM
    Unknown008
    Hey! Nice one KSS!
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:17 AM
    Alty
    KP and KSS, welcome to the binky room.

    KSS - love the joke. As for the bunny in the picture, I think that he's just happy to see you, kicking up his heels, his very own bunny hip, hip, hooray! :)

    KP - Of course you're welcome, silly man, you're always welcome. Now for the biting thing, you be good, don't make me send you to my room. ;)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:18 AM
    bigbird213
    Alty!

    You sound like your getting back to yourself, how are you buddy?
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:19 AM
    HistorianChick
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...-240157-2.html Alty... was I too mean??

    :(
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:21 AM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick

    She deserved it

    EDIT: Didn't realize how bad that sounded... I meant your response, not what happened to her father :eek:
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:22 AM
    HistorianChick
    Normally, I don't get upset, but that woman... blaming her affair on her dad's death from cancer... I'm sorry... but I just got HOT!

    RAH..
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:23 AM
    bigbird213
    Easy HC, easy... time for a cold shower
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:24 AM
    HistorianChick
    :) lol... thanks BigB... :)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:44 AM
    Alty
    Chicky, no, you were not too hard on her, not one little bit. You couldn't be mean if you tried, you are just too nice and sweet for that. Stay that way, it's great!

    Me, well, I constantly get mad at some of the posts I read, and I can't help but be a bit mean sometimes. That's something I'd like to change about myself, but I don't think it will happen. I'm only mean when I need to be, and sometimes that's the only way you can get through to someone. Sad, but true. ;)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:51 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Chicky, no, you were not too hard on her, not one little bit. You couldn't be mean if you tried, you are just too nice and sweet for that. Stay that way, it's great!

    Me, well, I constantly get mad at some of the posts I read, and I can't help but be a bit mean sometimes. That's something I'd like to change about myself, but I don't think it will happen. I'm only mean when I need to be, and sometimes that's the only way you can get through to someone. Sad, but true. ;)

    Well... I don't know, I sometimes think that you are way too mean, yes I said way too mean to me... (sigh-tough to like someone SO much and have them continually break your heart) But I shall continue to be your friend sludging my way through all this meanness... (sigh-again)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 09:54 AM
    Alty
    Stringer, I don't mean to be mean to you. You know I lub you, after all, you always hurt the ones you love, right? ;)

    Now, you do deserve a bit of it, after all, you did steal my whip, and you are holding him hostage, are you not?

    As for your heart, it's safe in my hands dear, I'd never intentionally break it, nope, no way, I never would.

    I guess I really am a bad person. :(
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:03 AM
    HistorianChick
    No, no silly goose... you're not a bad person... You're just drawn that way... ;)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:19 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, I don't mean to be mean to you. You know I lub you, after all, you always hurt the ones you love, right? ;)

    Now, you do deserve a bit of it, after all, you did steal my whip, and you are holding him hostage, are you not?

    As for your heart, it's safe in my hands dear, I'd never intentionally break it, nope, no way, I never would.

    I guess I really am a bad person. :(

    Well... I really didn't expect to draw this much emotion... wowie... now I feel bad.

    But that's just the kind of guy I am... (yeah right)... I love you Queenie!

    And no you are not really mean, although I would appreciate it if you could clean up some of this binky doo around here... there is no place to walk!!

    You're the greatest my Queen, (really... Really, Yes really... yeah, really!... )
    Stringer
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:21 AM
    HistorianChick
    Sir Stringer has struck again! Rescuing the fair maiden in distress one more time... laying down his coat over the mud puddle so her fair feet do not tread in the dirt... holding the candle aloft for her hesitant footsteps...

    ;)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:25 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Sir Stringer has struck again! Rescuing the fair maiden in distress one more time.... laying down his coat over the mud puddle so her fair feet do not tread in the dirt.... holding the candle aloft for her hesitant footsteps...

    ;)

    WOW! Me? I did really?:)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:26 AM
    HistorianChick
    But of course! :) "Bulls eye!" I like that... :)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:47 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    But of course! :) "Bulls eye!" I like that... :)

    Aaawwww shucks... geeeeeeeeewiz... come on now... really me?

    Here, snuggle up here (where's Sneez?) and tell me more, I like those words that are coming out of that thar mouth of yarin'--hee hee:cool: :D :)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 10:50 AM
    HistorianChick
    ::blush:: You sweet-talker' you! Sneezy's had his cuddles for the morning... I don't think he'd mind... especially if it gets me coffee... ;) You have coffee for me? :D

    (Sneezy likes it when I have coffee... ;) )
  • Jul 22, 2008, 11:39 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    ::blush:: You sweet-talker' you! Sneezy's had his cuddles for the morning... I don't think he'd mind... especially if it gets me coffee.... ;) You have coffee for me?? :D

    (Sneezy likes it when I have coffee... ;) )

    Nope, there is an obvious exclusivity factor there and that is rather predominating ("To dominate or prevail over."), and I still have a headache from the last time... :(

    Sneez is a great friend, but he can swing a mean 2 x 4... haha :D :D
  • Jul 22, 2008, 11:41 AM
    HistorianChick
    OH, your poor head... that's right... ;)

    How 'bout you just leave the coffee on the counter and walk away?

    Puh-leeezzzz!!

    Coffee... I neeeeeed it... desperately...
  • Jul 22, 2008, 11:51 AM
    shatteredsoul
    Well hello there friends... how is everyone? Stringer, LONG time no talk!
    Alty, hey I have a big pot of coffe on... I am on my third so I am feeling good at the moment, I will share with you anytime
    YOU to chicky... Coffee coming up!
  • Jul 22, 2008, 11:52 AM
    HistorianChick
    Mmm... you said the magic word...

    Coffee = nectar of the gods :)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 12:04 PM
    Stringer
    SHATTERED... how the h*** are you my sweet?? Yes it has been so very long. Missed you much... don't do that to me again... they all need coffee, I need my Shattered fix!!!!

    Boy, it seems like forever... whatcha been doing, how are you, how has life been treating you? Wow... so much to catch up on...

    So start now, tell me everything!

    Stringer
  • Jul 22, 2008, 12:12 PM
    shatteredsoul
    awwww.. gosh I feel so warm and fuzzy.. STRINGER! Lol
    I am doing pretty well actually. Traveling with gypsies at the moment throughout Europe, doing random panhandling here and there. I have also started doing Tarot cards and Palm readings in Shady pubs at night. I also have a new boyfriend on the side, he works in the Circus as flame thrower. MY I'm quite pooped to tell you the truth and I am starting an all girls topless band.. I will let you know how it turns out..

    I needed something interesting to say!! Lol

    LMAO.. actually I am at work and going to the Marlins game tonight with the kids. I am turning 36 on MOnday so I got a room on the beach and we are going to party with some friends. I went to Orlando for ten days and saw MICKEY AND FRIENDS and other than that.. its been work work work..

    How about you> What's interesting on your end? Any limo rides lately to some exciting show with the MRS.? I have missed you..
  • Jul 22, 2008, 12:13 PM
    HistorianChick
    Whoa... whoa... shatteredS... you're in FL? Meee toooo! :)

    Happy early birthday! :)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 12:19 PM
    shatteredsoul
    Im hangin in Fort Lauderdale for my birthday if you want to come!! Thanks for the birthday wishes.
    YOu know my mom works at Nova Southeastern and she is a liberal arts professor. (Mainly English Literature, Speech, and Film and she started the Gender STudies program there as well as the Women's Resource Institute. She just published a book about her life as a nun in the convent this year and was given the Author's Literary Feast Award. I will send you a copy of her book if you want.
  • Jul 22, 2008, 12:21 PM
    HistorianChick
    Wow... that's amazing! What's the title?

    Sadly, I'm moving this weekend and next. Getting all my stuff down from Nashville and moving in to my new apt... it's a big job... but it will be awesome when its done! :)

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