"And Stringer. Bratwurst."

Wwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmwa... big kiss... thanks..

Stringer

Remember, I'm german. ;):) I just live in Canada. :);) But, if all goes well, I will soon be a certified Canadian citizen, and I expect to get at least 5 notices for jury duty within a week after becoming said Canadian citizen. Oh, well, I can get out of it. GUILTY!! :)

Afternoon everyone,

How are you all today?

Hey there Biggie! How are you? I might have to hose myself down today! ;) It's suppose to get up to nearly 100 degrees! Got to get the AC going!

Hey Biggie. I'm good, a bit tired, it's hot out today and the kids are going nuts. Apparently there is nothing to do, but so much to do, if you know what I mean. Maybe I should get out the hose and make them wash my car, then they won't be bored anymore. :)

Stringer sweetie, are you ignoring us? Are you mad? Don't be mad, you know we lub you. Come back!! Or are you at this moment driving to Home depot? Ah, Home depot, wood, power tools, the table saw I've been dreaming about, the work station I covet, so many reason for me to stay here, because the visa card would have a heart attack. :)

It was pretty near that here earlier, cooled down a bit though, storm just rolled through.

A little bored right now, been sitting around the house too much today. Waiting for a call in a few minutes, maybe going bowling?

Alty, I used to hate that argument. Here go do [insert mundane chore] then you won't be bored. ARG

Mmmm, bowling, I love bowling, prefer pool or darts, but bowling comes in at a close third. :)

Don't sit around, paint something, build something, or talk to us, then we get something out of it too. ;):)

We could go to home depot, stalk Stringer. I like that plan, maybe I'll finally get my whip back, we can buy some solvent to remove the glue that's keeping Sal attached to Stringers hand. It might sting a bit, but I'm not worried. :);)

Hi everyone!

I got to say, I had quite a night last night. A friend's friend needed a date for some office party... so I reluctantly went, and it turned out I had a blast! We both got pretty hammered though... got back to my place around 3am... she sobered up by 6am and went home. Overall, a good night.

My mcat books are leering at me. I'm tempted to throw them in the oven.

Not the oven, try the fire pit, roast marshmellows, it'll be fun. You can dance naked around the fire with a stick and marshmellows. I think Starby might join you, if you ask nicely, heck, just ask, she'll be there. :)

I'm glad you had a good time Sneezy. Did you make her breakfast before she left? Hmmmmm? ;)

Too tired to make breakfast, but we did go out and get some pancakes. :)

Hm. Dancing naked around a fire... kinda like a bacchanalia?

Bacchanalia, well, when in Rome... :)

Thought you stumped me, didn't you Sneezy? ;)

I never doubted you :)

Aw, sweet, and I never doubt Google. :);) It also helps that I can read really quickly and also type really quickly. :) It makes it seem as if I didn't have to research. :)

Not that I did, nope, didn't do it, lotsa info stored in my brain, yup, tons of it, sadly, I don't know where it is, it's lost, help! :)

Had me wondering haha

hah! Tell me about it. I met a lady last night at a party... she was expecting next week. With the most serious expression she could muster, she put one hand on my shoulder, and says, "Sneezy, we have five lawyers here...but no doctor. If my water breaks, it's all you, ok?"

At this moment, I could hear my brain pack everything into a tiny suitcase, run, slam the door, and drive off as fast as he could.

Wondering, what you wondering? LOL :):)

I should run for a bit, check on the kidlets, and the hubby, and maybe go outside, catch some rays, get a sun burn, then come back later to AMHD and whine about it. Yup, that sounds good, I'm going to go do that. I'll try to avoid the sunburn though. :)

Where's the sunblock?

Later all. Be good. I'm watching. Muwahahahahahahha. :)

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hah! tell me about it. I met a lady last night at a party...she was expecting next week. With the most serious expression she could muster, she put one hand on my shoulder, and says, "Sneezy, we have five lawyers here...but no doctor. If my water breaks, it's all you, ok?"

At this moment, I could hear my brain pack everything into a tiny suitcase, run, slam the door, and drive off as fast as he could.

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I can understand that Sneezy. Although, really, it's not so bad, just dial 911 and wait. They send someone right over who will take care of the whole thing. :):):D

Also, my water broke, then I went in to labor, and 5 hours later, with 1 1/2 hours of pushing, I had a beautiful baby boy. Second child, they had to break my water, I had 3 hours of labor, and 10 minutes of pushing to get my beautiful little girl. All in all, it ain't really that hard. Oh, did I mention, no drugs, all natural. OUCH!! :)

Now the doctor, I think he took drugs. :)

The meaning of the word Alty, behave yourself!

Ooh. Good call on the sun... however, the weather here's very unpredictable. Very sunny for about 2 minutes... then cloudy for another 5... then rainy.

I'm going to clean my apartment.

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No can do Biggie, no can do, I don't know the meaning of the word behave, and I refuse to Google it. ;)

Be happy I don't post the video of the birth of my daughter, now that is tmi. ;):)

Hey Starby, you busy? Want to call me? I have some news for you. ;):)

Hahahaha! Gee should I attempt a guess? Hee hee hee!

Starby, here is the stripper I promised you. Nope, not biggie, he was busy.

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Once again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARBY

Happy Birthday starby , hope you had a great day!! :)



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Aw, that's such a cute pathetic puppy. And so is the one on the card. ;)

How are you M, where are you M. Come back M! :)

Awwww, thanks Batman! :D That was sweet!

Sorry girls I won't be able to hang about too much today , soooooo busy at work :(

Alty nice gag about the puppy :)

Starby , again hope you had a great B'day :p

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Awwww, thanks Batman!! :D That was sweet!!

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My pleasure... ;)

Thanks M... you have a great day too!! Don't wear yourself out! Remember you are taking me for dinner later right? LOL

Aw, I miss you M. When will you be done with all this silly work stuff? It's cramping our style. Jeesh, come on, work, it's overrated. :);)

Oh well, see you later sweetie, don't work too hard. :);)

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Thanks M...you have a great day too!!! Don't wear yourself out! Remember you are taking me for dinner later right?? LOL

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Of course... :)

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I knew you wouldn't forget! You must have spent all day setting the table. I'll wait to see what you are going to feed me! You ARE going to feed me right? I know that you must know that my fave is lobster! I'll put on some dinner music! ;) (remember I'm YouTube girl now, lol)

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HAppy birthday!
Sorry this is a little late... I had to prepare dinner for you and it took a little longer than planned. Hope you're enjoying yourself!

Hey Kal. I just stopped in for a minute to see what's going on. Mmmm, even though I'm not a fan of lobster, I must say that it looks delicious. ;):)

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Hey Kal. I just stopped in for a minute to see what's going on. Mmmm, even though I'm not a fan of lobster, I must say that it looks delicious. ;):)

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Lol. Well I'm vego... so I'll just smile and watch the others enjoy. Thanks though! I'll have to make a nice dessert to go with it.
How are you?

Ooooh, now that I could eat! Pass me a plate. ;)

I'm good, how about you? It's warm here today, actually warm doesn't quite describe it, boiling is more like it, at least for us Canadians. ;) 36 degrees celsius right now. Ouch! :)

Evening everyone! How are you all doing tonight?

Happy Birthday Starby!!

I'm good, but Kal made me hungry. I want CAKE!! :)

Having a late dinner tonight, the kids have been outside all day long, playing, having a water fight, yelling, you know, kid stuff. Got to love those kids. Here's why;

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I think they're gorgeous, but I'm biased. :);)

Got to go, back later, time to cook. Bah! :)

Later all.