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  • Dec 22, 2007, 08:55 AM
    magprob
    A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush!
  • Dec 22, 2007, 02:51 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush!

    It massages all the body quite well. The only mistake I made once was to add bubble-bath - that's a NO,NO.. Took a while to wipe the walls, ceiling, etc. Good thing I didn't slip and bust my bum. My cat hides when he sees me getting the bathtub ready now...
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif Sometmes being older is being dumber than a 2 year old.. but funnier too.

    Start.. I love you too, whole bunches!
  • Dec 23, 2007, 01:46 PM
    startover22
    Chery... you bubbles are funny!
    Reminds me of just a couple weeks ago and Davy and a girl stay the night and they got in their suits and wanted to use the big tub... it has the jacuzzi thingy's and well, they added bubbles... the girls will never ever forget that day! Fun stuff, love those little his-haps!

    Hope you guysa have a wonderful Christmas... lot's a love and hugs to you all!



    Mag... A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush! You are too funny!
  • Dec 25, 2007, 07:09 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Fritz the Cat isn't wearing underwear today
  • Jan 2, 2008, 05:45 PM
    Chery
    Hey everybody.. hope you all had wonderful holidays and a Happy New Year.

    I tried my best to stay awake because I wanted to be there for my cat when the noise started... fell asleep at 900 PM - woke up at 2 AM, I Jan... didn't hear anything! That was the deepest sleep I have had in about two years... even missed incoming phone calls and a Battlestar Galactica Marathon.. good thing I recorded it.

    So... Belated Happy New Year filled with warmth, health, peace and that your wishes come true.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:18 PM
    magprob
    Yes, as you were saying...
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:19 PM
    CaptainRich
    Dusty in here!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:21 PM
    startover22
    Send the cleaning lady! :) :)
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:27 PM
    magprob
    Yea this place is a dam mess. Looks like the rat problem is worse than before!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:30 PM
    startover22
    Even so, it is nice to see you again!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 07:43 PM
    magprob
    Same here. Hope you had a happy Ho Ho and all that stuff. I just been enjoying peace and quiet. Been here a few times but seemed pretty dead. No one to pick a scuffle with! :)

    Watch this! I saw him in Germany many moons ago! It changed my life... well, made my buzz better anyhow.
    YouTube - Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick - Madison Sq. Garden 1978
  • Jan 9, 2008, 10:14 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Afroman - Because I Got High (Uncensored)
  • Jan 9, 2008, 10:19 PM
    kp2171
    Aw crap!

    I'm still in here??

    Last thing I remember was singing felis navidad loud and off key while polishing off the tequilla. Couldn't someone have thrown some carpet cleaner powder on me to fight the smell? Lazy b@stards.

    So... happy frickin new year.

    Where are my pants, why am I wearing army boots, and how did I get grass stains on my knees?
  • Jan 9, 2008, 10:33 PM
    alkalineangel
    My boots!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 10:39 PM
    startover22
    Mag, that song has cracked me up many times... lol
    Kp, I hope you are supervised...
    Al, looking good... happy to see you!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 11:07 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    my boots!!

    Awesome.

    I'm wearing a smokin hot chicks boots.

    Now what about this thong??

    Oh wait... mine... never mind.
  • Jan 9, 2008, 11:23 PM
    magprob
    Thong! Holy guacamole!
  • Jan 9, 2008, 11:42 PM
    kp2171
    Its not so much the butt floss effect that's a problem... it's the damn sequins... they keep popping off...
  • Jan 10, 2008, 01:25 AM
    magprob
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  • Jan 10, 2008, 01:26 AM
    magprob
    Aliester Crowley, one of the world s most influential occultist leaders, maintained a very personal relationship with Pauline Pierce after her second child. When Pauline returned from Europe in 1924, less than a year later she gave birth to Barbara Pierce, now Barbara Bush. Is this just a coincidence, or a well kept secret? The answers might surprise you.

    Was Aleister Crowley Barbara Bush's Father?
  • Jan 11, 2008, 12:38 AM
    magprob
    YouTube - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite
  • Jan 14, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Michael Maven
    Haha- I just got a good laugh for being a curious snoop!
  • Jan 14, 2008, 10:55 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    That is sooooooooooooo not cool.

    You suck rocks!

    If my wife doesn't get laid because of this awful pic burned into my brain, YOU are going to hear from her.

    And, buddy, there's nothing scarier than an italian woman denied.

    Except for that pic.

    You suck.
  • Jan 14, 2008, 11:37 PM
    magprob
    I'm sorry about that KP... really I am. It has the reverse effect on me. I think that is one hot hunk of butt!
  • Jan 14, 2008, 11:44 PM
    kp2171
    *choking back vomit*

    Um... I isn't had nuff tequilla for that.

    I don't think there is enough.
  • Jan 14, 2008, 11:54 PM
    magprob
    Hey, it would be like a total eclipse of the sun. You would need a snorkle with an extension. You could be lost for days in sweet oblivion!
  • Jan 15, 2008, 02:03 PM
    startover22
    YouTube - Stone Sour - Through Glass
  • Jan 15, 2008, 02:59 PM
    magprob
    Cool vid Start. I like the bass player. He looks like the UniBomber. I had that look going on myself a couple weeks back but I had to degrub. I was scaring my Chiuauha.
  • Jan 15, 2008, 03:04 PM
    startover22
    I can only imagine sweet... LMAO
  • Jan 16, 2008, 12:52 AM
    magprob
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    magprob
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  • Jan 16, 2008, 01:07 AM
    magprob
    YouTube - twin towers ufo
  • Jan 16, 2008, 09:14 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob


    Not sure what to get from that... :o
  • Jan 16, 2008, 09:19 PM
    magprob
    Me either. If it is a hoax, it is a good one. It probably is but man it looks really cool.
  • Jan 16, 2008, 09:37 PM
    startover22
    Well I was just making sure I wasn't missing something I should be...
    Yes, it did look really cool. LOL
  • Jan 16, 2008, 10:14 PM
    kp2171
    Aw heck skell... we have a pullout bed on the sofa downstairs... make yourself at home... just leave the single malt alone if you raid the bar.

    Ps the combo on the lock is 8-9-86
  • Jan 18, 2008, 01:19 AM
    LeslieSmellsLikeCookies
    Hello here... are crazy people welcome in here?

    Oh... well... I suppose not...

    Apparently we have been snubbed.

    Have we?

    We have...

    Well, I think we should snub them!

    I don't think that is the answer... I think the answer is to stay... stay and watch... hahaha...

    Well, APPARENTLY we disagree, don't we?

    Yes... we do... however, where will you go if I decide to stay? Seems as if you are in your own little dilemma, and we all know how you hate those... right?

    Yes. I GUESS we could stay and watch for a bit~ then I need some tea.

    OK... deal... now we watch...

    I do believe this is boring. When do they come to life?

    Sssshhhhh... hush up... we are WATCHING... now take a nap...

    Uugh. Fine. g*night.

    Night...
  • Jan 18, 2008, 02:05 AM
    Clough
    If you are looking for a place to "chat" LeslieSmellsLikeCookies, then, you won't find that on this site. Although, threads such as this are about as close to chatting as we will get.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 11:56 AM
    magprob
    Dear Lesliesmellslikecaca,
    Stop hoarding the real estate. I only have 1500 acres in here. So what is it. Go ahead.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 12:00 PM
    J_9
    I have merged her 50 something acres into one, so now you have your acreage back.

    Can I PLEASE have a smoke, I am having a total fit here... 24+ hours nicotine free and I feel like I might strangle someone.

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