Snot stories, yuck, gross, eww! ;)
Love you Starty, share anything, anytime. Go get cleaned up, really, please. Hugs. :) ;)
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Snot stories, yuck, gross, eww! ;)
Love you Starty, share anything, anytime. Go get cleaned up, really, please. Hugs. :) ;)
LOL, I got dressed, but every (5) people wanted a shower with in a 45 minute time frame, so looks like I will be waiting for hot water. Alty, I am clean I promise! :)Plus the house cleaning needs to be done and the laundry so it is better if I wait till it is all done!:)
Looks like I am going to make it through another day though! That is good huh?:):)
I know how you feel, I'm always stuck with the cold water, I need hot water today. House cleaning and laundry, they're ongoing here, never ending, so sad.
Making it through another day is always a good thing, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, man are we strong. :)
Alty you are so right, we are strong!
Chery, I saw this this morning and thought you may like it, it is sort of a cintinuation but mostly, just plain ole' good stuuff!
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a
Woman... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The most quick way to double your money is to fold
It and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
By reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest
Of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out
For themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
That comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
Back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot
Easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
So good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
Hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you
Stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
Paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to
Go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything
Either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without
Getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you
About aging is that it is such a nice change from
Being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how
Splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
With sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's
Called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
You won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Love it Starty, absolutely love it. Made me giggle myself silly, I didn't have far to go. ;)
Same here, happily, same here:):)
Tee, hee, I feel GREAT! Thanks, you and Chery put a huge smile on my face, I needed that. :)
Hey people,
Start, I loved these from your list!
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
That comes from bad judgment.
11. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot
Easier'n puttin' it back.
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About growing older-
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
Paved.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
With sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's
Called golf.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
That comes from bad judgment.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
Paved.
Firmy these were actually my faves... we think a lot alike.
I did like many of them, I wish there were more manners and more people who thought like this, instead, we have selfish, rude, and un caring people! GOSH DARN IT!
Not all but you know who they are when you come across them.:)
We all have come across people we find hard to bear!! lol...
"Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin to replace youth with wisdom, innocence with understanding, and lack of purpose with self-actualization."Bo Bennett
Wow, start.. I really liked your post. I think everyone resonates with me for a different reason. I think number 9 really applies to me, lol.. Also the one with keeping your mouth closed shut when you are full of bull. Ha ha..
I definitely think its important to never miss a good chance to shut up..
I guess getting older is more comfortable than being young, except when are standing next to a 5'8 blonde who is 19 and weighs 110 pounds.. ha ha ha jk
O M G Start... this made me laugh so hard that I have to dry my eyes and change my undies. LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Now I know why Alexander's dad is a golfer... HaHaHa..
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I just love and missed all of you this past week. The doctors changed my meds and I now have opiate patches - they make me want to barf and give me a hangover worse than the real ones I had when I drank 25 years ago. I hate the feeling, but you guys really make me feel better. Thanks a bunch!
I promise you I won't let anything drag me down, honest. I still have my sense of humor.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_10_6.gif My Cyber-family on AMHD!
Hi Shattered... how have you been doing? That is just such a cute picture on your avatar.. do you have a bigger one for my collection? Gosh, just so cuddly!Quote:
Originally Posted by shatteredsoul
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_11.gif I never worried about those younger gals, because I know that gravity spares nobody... and it will be their turn some day too.
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
You, my dear can be as silly as you want, and you better be darned proud of it too.
It is better than being ignorant and rude... and some people make the wrong choices in character - we know who they are, so we on this thread are also part of the 'Silly Club' and proud of it! And, as you said, - not far to go - which is just comfy enough for me cause I'm done with physical travels. HaHa.
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Starty,Sorry hun... I forgot to add the "er"! I forget some people don't know me as well as some of you do. I was only making fun of myself, ;) After all, I'm 29! That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Don't you guys bust me now! LOL!
I fully comprehend dear.. I love a good laugh at my expense, that's why I initiate them instead of letting others get a headstart. I feel that as long as I have my sense of humor, I'm good to go - and nobody can take that away from me. Laughter just make one feel good for a while - and we all can use that at least once a day.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/F/0/181p.gifHear me talk!
Oh yes! If I couldn't have a good laugh at my own expense, I don't know what else I would be laughing at! I'm all for the good endorphines, in whatever shape and form they come to me! Hehe!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
It's not worthwhile if you can't find the humour somewhere right? ;)
So right Starbuck...
I always think there is something wrong with people who cannot laugh and just get loose now and then. Cannot imagine life without laughter or music and I appreciate the talent of people who have provided these two joys in my life.
And those endorphines - the best medicine ever - and it's free!
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OHH Chery, you are such a joy and positive light for all of us.. NOt only do you have a great sense of humor, but you are amazingly resilient.. a true warrior.. I admire and love you to pieces.. thank you for always giving us a lighter side to things. I have so much to learn from you, your wisdom seaps from you!! I LOVE YOU!
Xoxoxo YOU make me smile!!
To everyone else, you guys are all right too!! Lol
I could not have said this any better, gosh, I second that! :):)Quote:
Originally Posted by shatteredsoul
Starby, you are OK, I just like to laugh too, 29 Oh my goodness, 33 here and counting to be comfy!
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