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He heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, well there goes my peaceful morning... :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha...that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm...and many more secret protections.....BUSTED....Redy....BUSTED....Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon.....where all the bugs are.....:D

Suzy will always remain...here where she belongs....

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Sheriff, Right on that. Redy your busted and you will have to pay now. I thought that all the drugs were ministered already. This one should be sleeping. Lol

Okay Eat some flys in your sleep. That is all your going to be eating for days. No one touches Suzy.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I get filled with donuts and Stringer gets a kiss. How fair is that?

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Being the Sheriff... has some benefits... even though I won't see a paycheck Joe... ;)

WHAT THE HEEELLLL ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wasss zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

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WHAT THE HEEELLLL ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i wasss zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

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Executor... keep that blade sharp!

Red dreaming...

Bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades...


I think I'm developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

red dreaming.....

bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades....


i think im developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

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Success... sweet success... Aaaahhhhhh... :D

I was just about to call mercy stringer then remembered because of my extremely high tolerance to make believe drugs there is a way out of this mess,I just can't think of one right now... throw me a bone.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

red dreaming.....

bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades....


i think im developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

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Well I am going to have nightmares now

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i was just about to call mercy stringer then remembered because of my extremely high tolerance to make believe drugs there is a way out of this mess,i just can't think of one right now.....throw me a bone.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

As most of you know Starby is not well, she's fighting for her life, she's losing the battle. Well the castle has always been her favorite thread so I'm doing this for her. Let's make her proud.

We're back in the castle kids. I've repaired the roof, the dungeon has been cleaned (so you better behave) I bought new alligators (the old ones didn't make it).

The ghosts are so happy that we're coming back, they promised not to scare anyone for the first two day, after that all bets are off.

The Sheriff has a new office and his Deputy has a new patrol bike (it's a 10 speed :p)

There's a garage for Rebbie's motorbike and the Queen (that's me) has a new bedroom with red drapes and new marble floors (what? I'm the Queen, I need all the frills!)

So come on in, but enter with caution.

Oh Stringer dear, you're in charge of feeding the alligators, count your fingers when you're done.

Muwahahahahahahahaha!

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Well I have to say. I think things are getting back in order again. Sheriff, I think we can relax now and take a rest. It has been an interesting morning. Goodnight for now. Nappy time.

Joe

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Well I have to say. I think things are getting back in order again. Sheriff, I think we can relax now and take a rest. It has been an interesting morning. Goodnight for now. Nappy time.

Joe

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Good job deputy.. always be diligent...

12:25 PM... going to have maple pancakes with walnuts now... forget the donuts... :D

Pancakes? Did I hear pancakes?

Hey Alty and Stringer!

Pancakes?? Where?? :confused:

Now, you make me hungry :(

I'm hungry too Unky.

Want to go grab some lunch somewhere? My treat. :)

You betcha! :)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

You betcha! :)

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I want to go to someplace that serves pancakes, how about you? ;)

Got to run for a bit, stuff to do, a beautiful day to do them.

Later Unky. :)

Ok, Later Alty! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I want to go to someplace that serves pancakes, how about you? ;)

Gotta run for a bit, stuff to do, a beautiful day to do them.

Later Unky. :)

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Are you implying pancakes at the Sheriff's house? :D

Strawberry rhubarb pies are just out of the oven, I have time to slip into work, do some stuff, come back and make dinner and then dig in! I really sincerely hope every one of you are wonderful on this Sunday. (Friend... or Monday) :):)

I feel like pudding... butterscotch pudding, with cream...

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Originally Posted by startover22

Strawberry rhubarb pies are just outta the oven, I have time to slip into work, do some stuff, come back and make dinner and then dig in!! I really sincerely hope each and every one of you are wonderful on this Sunday. (Friend... or Monday) :):)

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I am between helping a guy put together a cleaning proposal and having my grandson help my in the yards... so far, so good Start. It is 110 degrees in the sun today...

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I feel like pudding... butterscotch pudding, with cream...

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You do huh? Deputy, please see that this incarcerated person gets a menu...

Ohhhhhh... you say that isn't on the menu... well...

Here let me read the menu to you...

'Luke warm water, somewhat fresh'

'day old bread, with the crust hard... as you like it'

And these 'crunchy thingys,, ' Yes I know that they look like little bugs but try them... good protein for you... he hee :D:rolleyes:

Sheriff & the deputies...

We are going to have to hold interviews for a judge... cells are getting full...

Alty I got a special thread started for you.. and all you pervis [ahem KP, ahem KC, ahem NM... ]
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...us-364938.html

Sarah

Sarah,

You put waaaayyy too much time into that.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Sarah,

You put waaaayyy too much time into that.

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What can I say.. it's a lazy Sunday and my daughter is gone for the day...

I somehow find myself lost.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

it's a lazy Sunday

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I could wish. It's me who's been gone all day on what started as a quick grocery run.

5 hours later I get home. I get calls to "come help me, my car won't start", "come help me, I forgot my medicine", yadda, yadda, YADDA.

I don't think I should try the question boards right now. Sorry to vent at you.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

I could wish. It's me who's been gone all day on what started as a quick grocery run.

5 hours later I get home. I get calls to "come help me, my car won't start", "come help me, I forgot my medicine", yadda, yadda, YADDA.

I don't think I should try the question boards right now. Sorry to vent at you.

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That was a vent. Boy must be easy being married to you!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

That was a vent. Boy must be easy being married to you!

Sarah

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Cat thinks so, sometimes.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Alty I got a special thread started for you.. and all you pervis [ahem KP, ahem KC, ahem NM...]
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...us-364938.html

Sarah

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Oh... a selected group huh??

I'm back!

I see everyone is busy in chat. Gives me a chance to go find red... save her from the bugs. How dare they take my red and leave me to find chaos alone!

Hey All! Who's here? Cat? Stringer? Sunny?

Hey unky how's it go'in

I'm here for a few more minutes, then I have to get stuff done. :(

Hi Bear, I've been missing you. I feel like we haven't talked forever.

How are you sweetie?

I'm OK thanks Alty :)
Howre you doing on this fine Monday morning

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Originally Posted by albear

im ok thanks Alty :)
howre you doing on this fine monday morning

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I'm actually not feeling very good. We had hamburger helper for dinner yesterday, I don't recommend it. My tummy is angry at me. :(

Two more weeks of school and then the kids are on summer break for two months. I may lose my mind this year. ;)

Awww well that's not good, I take it hamburger helper is a fast food chain? Because otherwise it sounds like you ate the guy who helps make hamburgers :D

Hey Bear and Alty! :)

Sorry, was on a thread. Someone doing A level, and a noob in maths and physics. He's been like that since yesterday. Can't even do the simple things :mad: Don't tell him though :eek:

Lol no wories unky I've no idea who your on about anyhoo :D

Hamburger Helper is a box of convenience food prepared with ground beef to make a meal... not quite fast food, but quick around the house...

Bear, would you like an American/Canadian care package?