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  • May 5, 2009, 09:18 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post

    They were all the rage at our high school sadly enough...
  • May 5, 2009, 09:18 AM
    kp2171
    And just rent the movie. It's a charming flick with a little sensual tension.
  • May 5, 2009, 09:21 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    ankle bracelets are sexy. tho' so are hip hugging "belly chains"...

    anyone see the movie "mistress of spices" w/ aishwarya rai? couple of years old. rental places have it often. love, love, love her belly chain in that movie... the following youtube link shows the "sex scene" ... which is really not graphic in my opinion... its more sultry seduction than sex... anyway, like the movie, love the chain...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVM32...om=PL&index=44

    *ps... dont let the name fool you... its not a skin movie... its a romance... not exactly bollywood, but a blend of indian and american indie films i guess*

    Hey Alty, I bet if you told kp that you were eating chocolate pudding - no hands, he would tell you how sexy that was. :p
  • May 5, 2009, 09:22 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post

    REOWR! Now that's hot! :cool:
  • May 5, 2009, 09:22 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Hey Alty, I bet if you told kp that you were eating chocolate pudding - no hands, he would tell you how sexy that was. :p

    But my breasts would fall into the pudding! :eek:
  • May 5, 2009, 09:23 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But my breasts would fall into the pudding! :eek:

    Rut row, you still found a way to make it hot. ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:26 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Rut row, you still found a way to make it hot. ;)

    I'm that good Justy. Or is it bad? I'm not sure. :confused: ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:27 AM
    shazamataz

    I think the halo just moved to your toe :p
  • May 5, 2009, 09:28 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I think the halo just moved to your toe :p

    I kicked it across the room Shaz. It shattered. :eek:
  • May 5, 2009, 09:29 AM
    kp2171
    Mmmmm... pudding.

    Toe rings are cute too...

    I guess eventually I will list any jewelry that adorns a woman's body...
  • May 5, 2009, 09:29 AM
    shazamataz

    Oh no! Evil Alty is on a rampage!
    Her godzilla boobs are going to trash the forum!




    Too far? Lol
    :)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:39 AM
    mudweiser

    Even forehead jewlery?.

    http://www.bellydancercostume.info/p...et_A_multi.jpg

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 09:40 AM
    nikosmom

    Hey y'all
    Won't be here too, too much today... got a phone appt @ 1 then a conference call @ 2... Can't believe I'm actually expected to work. :(
  • May 5, 2009, 09:42 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Can't believe I'm actually expected to work. :(

    I know right. It's like "I only applied for this job to get the cheques..."

    ::giggles::

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 09:43 AM
    kp2171
    Even forehead jewlery?...

    Might not be on the top of my wish list, but the girl makes the jewelry sexy, not the other way around.
  • May 5, 2009, 09:46 AM
    shazamataz

    How about this for sexy jewellery kp?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TMlQo_69v-...Ek/s400/01.jpg
  • May 5, 2009, 09:47 AM
    shazamataz
    Eh.. might as well post the whole site...
    Don't open if you are easily offended or there's children around.

    Fun Age: Sexy Jewelry
  • May 5, 2009, 09:49 AM
    kp2171
    Shaz...

    Mkay... mkay... I take it back. Not all jewelry works wonders down under.
  • May 5, 2009, 09:53 AM
    Alty

    Wow, boob and penis rings, whoda thunk?

    Do those actually sell?

    If so, who buys them? I want names! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:57 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha, they are pretty funky looking but I wouldn't wear one!

    I bought my partner a ring last year and on top of it there are 2 little silver people having sex. :D
    I bought it at a market... there were people doing all sorts of positions... I paid $5 and walked away, then I thought I should buy all the dfferent one's, they were sold out by the time I got back! :eek:
  • May 5, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Alty

    Got to go for a few minutes. Starby has been trying to call me for a few days now but my darn magic jack is acting weird.

    I don't know what's going on, but it won't allow me to dial out. Stupid farking device!

    I'm going to restart my puter, it worked yesterday, I actually got to call her but she wasn't in her room.

    Someone is messing with me! Me no likey! :(

    BRB! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Unknown008

    I'm back Shazzy! Had some things to do..
  • May 5, 2009, 10:01 AM
    kp2171
    had a friend who had a little metal penis on her keyring. It was hilarious. First time she handed her keys to me she said, just a sec after they were in my possession, "you're holding my d***"... =)
  • May 5, 2009, 10:01 AM
    shazamataz

    Give us an update Alty :)
    I hope you get it working... silly things grrrr

    Heya Unky!
    "things" to do ;)

    :p
  • May 5, 2009, 10:11 AM
    Unknown008

    Yup, tons!! Need to go, homework calls! :(
  • May 5, 2009, 10:12 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    had a friend who had a little metal penis on her keyring. it was hilarious. first time she handed her keys to me she said, just a sec after they were in my possession, "you're holding my d***"... =)

    LOL! I'm picturing the look on your face when she did that. :p
  • May 5, 2009, 10:13 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Give us an update Alty :)
    I hope you get it working... silly things grrrr

    Heya Unky!
    "things" to do ;)

    :p

    Damnitalltohell. I finally got the stupid thing to dial out and no answer.

    Grrrr. This has been going on for days. She calls a few times each day and I try to call her back and it's a no go.

    Then, when I finally get it working, she's not there!

    This sucks. :(
  • May 5, 2009, 10:17 AM
    shazamataz

    Awwww, does she know that you are trying to call?
  • May 5, 2009, 10:30 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

    Nice, I have a spot on the kp wall of fame :D
  • May 5, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Awwww, does she know that you are trying to call?

    I don't think so, and that's the really frustrating part. Obviously she wants to talk to me, and I want to talk to her, but it's not happening.

    I just downloaded some upgrades for the magic jack, did a few tests, went to the help site, blah, blah, blah. They're telling me it's my phone, not the magic jack.

    Darnit all, this really sucks. I can't even email her to tell her that I'm trying to call, that I'm not avoiding her, that it's just my stupid phone.

    I'm going to keep trying, if I can't get through soon I'll send hubby out to buy a new phone.

    Darn electronic devices! :mad:
  • May 5, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    nice, i have a spot on the kp wall of fame :D

    Bear, you have arrived! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 10:35 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Doot doot doot...
  • May 5, 2009, 10:37 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    doot doot doot...

    Slap, slap, slap! :D

    Sneezy, did I say anything inappropriate last night?

    I mean, more so then usual! :p
  • May 5, 2009, 10:39 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Wow. Um... yeah... about what happened to your behind...

    ... sorry.
  • May 5, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    wow. um....yeah...about what happened to your behind...

    ...sorry.

    :eek: TMI, TMI! :eek:

    Why did you do it Sneezy? Why? I have a bruise! :(
  • May 5, 2009, 10:44 AM
    shazamataz

    :eek:
  • May 5, 2009, 10:44 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Yeah, that's right. It's how I roll.

    *thumps chest with fist*
  • May 5, 2009, 10:48 AM
    mudweiser

    I'm hungry too now.,

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 10:49 AM
    shazamataz

    Talking about Altys butt made you hungry? :confused:
  • May 5, 2009, 10:51 AM
    kp2171
    Works every time

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