Ask Me Help Desk
Page 17 of 29 « First < 121722 > Last»
Show %1$s post(s) from this question on one page

Ask Me Help Desk (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum.php)
-   The Lounge (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forumdisplay.php?f=488)
-   -   Mudweiser, what gender are you? (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/showthread.php?t=342175)

  • Apr 18, 2009, 01:00 PM
    mudweiser

    I know you are Alty [and everyone else]

    I just don't feel like typing anymore,

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 01:03 PM
    shazamataz

    Well guys... night night... or morning morning... it's 6am here and my partners forcing me to go to bed lol
    Catchas tomorrow!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 01:13 PM
    Alty

    You go to bed at 6am Shaz? Wow! Good night, or good morning. ;)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:05 PM
    mudweiser

    I'm back..
    http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:...11/sad-dog.jpg

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)

    Puppy cutie wutie!

    I have a beagle puppy, his name is Chewy.

    Attachment 18638

    He's my little stinker! :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:10 PM
    laureneweinrich
    [QUOTE=Curlyben;1668940]There's a clue in her sign off ;)

    Ps this is what PM's are for.. [/Q
    Why are you mean to me?:mad:
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:13 PM
    laureneweinrich

    You are not nice
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:13 PM
    starbuck8
    [QUOTE=laureneweinrich;1674904]
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    There's a clue in her sign off ;)

    Ps this is what PM's are for..[/Q
    why are you mean to me?:mad:
    Oh no you didn't!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:14 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by laureneweinrich View Post
    you are not nice
    Just who do you think you are little girl? Are you seriously trying to tell Administration what PM's are for? Are you kidding me?
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:18 PM
    Alty
    [QUOTE=laureneweinrich;1674904]
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    There's a clue in her sign off ;)

    Ps this is what PM's are for..[/Q
    why are you mean to me?:mad:
    Lauren, this is a public forum, not a chat room. The posts on this thread are directed at different people, not you.

    No one asked what gender you are, no one was mean to you, or anyone else for that matter.

    Look around the site, learn how it works, then join in. Right now, you don't seem to be getting how this place works.

    Welcome to AMHD, hope you figure things out.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:21 PM
    mudweiser

    Hey Lauren, Curlyben is an administrator- he's just trying to keep the rules in tact so people don't do as they please.

    Be nice to the admins, they own your arse once you sign the covenant.
    [register to AMHD]. They can kick you out, ban you and even suspend you-eek. So read the rules and you'll be okay ;)

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:21 PM
    Alty
    [QUOTE=starbuck8;1674910]
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by laureneweinrich View Post

    Oh no you didn't!!
    Starby, I think we have a lack of understanding that not every post is directed at her. The post she quoted was the first post on this thread by Ben, directed at None before we cleared up that this was a joke.

    I think this is a young kid that believes this is a chat room and is trying to join in with her version of being funny. Sadly it isn't, it's just annoying.

    Hopefully she'll catch on, if not, she won't be around much longer. :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 02:22 PM
    mudweiser
    [QUOTE=Altenweg;1674920]
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by laureneweinrich View Post

    Lauren, this is a public forum, not a chat room. The posts on this thread are directed at different people, not you.

    No one asked what gender you are....
    Yah.. they asked me :(


    I see you danielnoahsmommy-- who else is peeking in. hmm

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:32 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    How best to fake an orgasm?

    Random topic:)
    Uhm.

    Can't help.

    My hand always knows when I'm faking it.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:39 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm real! :: pinches herself:: OUCH! Yup, real. :cool:
    Pinches alty... just helping.

    I'm a helper.

    I help.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    pinches alty... just helping.

    im a helper.

    i help.
    Are you starting a pinching fight? I'll win, I have long nails and fingers. :cool:

    Are you ticklish? Let's find out :: Alty tickles KP, KP giggles:: yup, ticklish.

    How about here... Hmmm, not so much. :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:44 PM
    XOXOlove

    Where's my noney? I miss him. :(
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:44 PM
    mudweiser

    :Pinches Kp:

    Haha yay pinching game.

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    uhm.

    cant help.

    my hand always knows when im faking it.
    LMAO! My hands know too.

    Was that out loud? :eek:
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by XOXOlove View Post
    where's my noney? i miss him. :(
    He's done with school, on his way home. I have a feeling he won't be on today. Probably tomorrow. :)

    We're here. :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:47 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    :Pinches Kp:

    haha yay pinching game.

    Sarah
    To the left please...
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:50 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! My hands know too.

    Was that out loud? :eek:
    Well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. Should really look into rechargeables.

    Do they make a solar powered vibe?

    Have I found a new niche market?
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. should really look into rechargeables.

    do they make a solar powered vibe??

    have i found a new niche market?
    Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)

    I have rechargeables, but they're never charged when I am. It's sad.

    I have Fred the shower head, my hands, and a very vivid imagination. I get by, no worries.

    Now, if you could patent your posts, make a book, that would go into my naughty drawer. Heck, I could dispense with the batteries and Fred then. I'd be good to go anytime anywhere.

    Just a thought. A really yummy thought.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:58 PM
    mudweiser

    Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

    ::scratching head::

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:00 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)
    No, no, no... you'd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

    And outdoor sex is just great. Just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

    Doesn't happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:05 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

    ::scratching head::

    Sarah
    Masterbate with a shower head, yes, insert it, not me, but to each their own.

    For me it's all about the water pressure hitting the right spots, and boy does it ever.

    That reminds me, I need to get grip pads for the shower, I almost killed myself yesterday! :eek::D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:08 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    no, no, no... youd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

    and outdoor sex is just great. just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

    doesnt happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.
    Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors ain't. :)

    I have to say that I do agree, outdoor sex is wonderful. In my neighborhood it's not possible, we're crammed in like sardines, too many eyes. Not that I mind being watched, I just mind being arrested. It really kills the mood.

    Now, camping sex, in the great outdoors, bent over a picnic table at 2am when all is quiet, just the sounds of nature and a light breeze. Ahhhhhh.

    Sorry, slipped away for a minute there. What where we talking about? :confused:
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:09 PM
    kp2171
    I get the external pulsation.

    I don't get insertion.

    But I'm not a girl.

    I've checked.

    Once or twice.

    Daily.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:09 PM
    kp2171
    What thread are we jacking anyway?
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    what thread are we jacking anyway?
    Do we care? Should we care? Darnit, now I feel guilt. :(
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:15 PM
    XOXOlove
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    KP is here- time for my virgin mind to get dirtied.


    Sarah
    I think my virgin mind needs a wash. I forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. You should have reminded me kp!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:16 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i get the external pulsation.

    i dont get insertion.

    but im not a girl.

    ive checked.

    once or twice.

    daily.
    Insertion would hurt with my shower head, the head is huge, I'm not built that way! :eek:

    The external pulsation, one word, YUMMY!! Okay, two words, AHHHHHHHHHH! Darnit, now I want to take a shower.

    How many showers can you take a day before people start to think you have a problem?

    Do you want me to check, make sure you're not a girl? I'm willing to do this for you, after all, you're a friend. :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:17 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by XOXOlove View Post
    i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!
    Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

    Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

    KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:22 PM
    XOXOlove
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

    Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

    KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D
    I'm too scared of the shower head now! How am I going to take a shower?
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:22 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    what thread are we jacking anyway?
    Herbie's thread.


    I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:23 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by XOXOlove View Post
    i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!
    I waited and waited... you just teased on the shower.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by XOXOlove View Post
    i'm too scared of the shower head now! how am i going to take a shower?
    Don't be afraid. Fred is gentle, Fred is kind. Fred is gooooooood! :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:25 PM
    XOXOlove

    I'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so I won't have to look at the shower head.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:26 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Herbie's thread.


    I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

    Sarah
    At least you are a msturbator.

    There are too many women out there that are afraid of their own bodies, afraid to explore.

    You're still really young, really. You'll get there! You have an inquiring mind, so inquire! :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by XOXOlove View Post
    i'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so i won't have to look at the shower head.
    Chicken! ;)

    • All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:12 PM.
    Page 17 of 29 « First < 121722 > Last»
    Show %1$s post(s) from this question on one page