Humor doeth good like a medicine... that was some powerfully funny medicine!! LOL
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Humor doeth good like a medicine... that was some powerfully funny medicine!! LOL
"Whose Line" is always good for a laugh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Hi all! I'm so full I can hardly move! I pigged out all day on everything from pizza, to egg rolls, to left over pasta, to chery strudel, to half a bag of oreo's, to pickles, to onion soup, to... to... I don't know if I'm done yet!. holy crap! LOL! About a couple times a yr I get like that, where I just don't stop! :eek: What the heck? :eek::eek:
... did I forget to mention the cereal right out of the box, the pepperoni, and the chips and salsa?. oh and leftover choco bars and gummie worms from halloween!
Should I start a new thread? Am I pregnant? LOL!
Pregnant?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Immaculate conception is a wonderful thing! :p
I have never heard of conception through consumption!! LOL But then we all know I am a little naïve! (First job story)! Starby, pregnant?? I wonder how many threads this will find it's way to... you funny kid!! You know they say "A lie goes half way around the world before the truth gets it's boots on! LOL
Can't wait to read Alty's take on this one little Duckster!
Ohhhh noooo! A pregnant duck! Eeeeekkkkk!
What the heck have I gotten myself into now? I must be delirious from all of the food to set myself up like that! Geeeezzzz!
How could you fly with just one feather carrying youngins. LOL
The first and MOST important question to be put to the board is:
WHO?
Care to guess anyone? I'm going with that crazy Daffy!
Well, I have crossed paths with the stork at parties. I may have had a few too many, and I also remember loosey goosey being at the same party! Hmmmmm!
Girl!! What are we going to do with you?? If I had not been so protective of you, and not tried to talk Sheriff and Deputy out of having you in the dungeon, our little duckie would still be innocent and protected. Sheriff, what do we do now. I was wrong. I should have let you do your job!!
Duckster, (I will babyduck sit if need be)!
Well see this is how it goes Princess. I was learned in my young chick days, that the early bird gets the worm! Then I was told to go spread my wings! Then it all went down hill from there... and I was plucked!
Not touchin' that one girl!! Next??
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry Reb, couldn't help myself! :p It's been a long week, and I needed to be silly!
(((((((( BLUSH ))))))))) ! ! !
Princess Rebbie is a little confused but I will ask about it in PM. LOL
I might have to ask my "Big Brother" to explain a few things to me! LOL
Your big brother? The Princess has a big brother? The Haunted Castle has a Prince? Is he hot? Can you introduce me? :p
He is hot and I am keeping him all to myself!! LOL Nope, can't introduce you... nope, nope, nope. If I do, then everyone would be coming to him for advice and where would I be then?? Trying to figure out all this code in your notes little duckie!! HA. Got to keep this guy all to myself... well, not totally but as my "Big Brother!" You understand, right??
If you (the pregnant DUCK) developed this condition from illicit activities then the new trail will be proceeding herewith.
Proclamation:
You are to present a charges against said PG DUCK:
Damn duck... you are already PG!! Lay low... hee hee:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
You'll get no argument from me this time Sheriff but could we go just a little easy on her?? I mean, could we just "don't and say we did"?? On paper, you know like put her through her paces just to protect her but let her live with us at the Castle?
Oh C'mon! What a love story we could have! Doesn't it sound magical? The Prince and the two feathered pregnant Duck! The Prince tackles crocodiles, ties up the Sheriff and his Deputy, scares away the ghosties, and rescues the naked Duck, and they move into the Royal Castle, and they have a baby chick, and live happily ever after.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh Duckster... me thinks you are in troubleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now!!
Reissued:
Proclamation: Crimes committed by the SINGLE feathered DUCK.
(NOTICE TO PUBLIC: The sheriff has reclaimed the additional feather that he so graciously gave the DUCK. She is now again with only one feather.)
1. Vampness
2. Use of naughty words in public where under girls linger
3. Lying: She promised to be good and we bought into it
4. (Add your own here... )
5.
Duckie brings happiness to the Castle? Sheriff, I won't protest too much this time but she has protected me while at the Castle, you know, good deeds!!
Look at the wonderful life I had with my Prince prior to the Sheriff turning me into a Duck!
YouTube - Daydream Believer - Sleeping Beauty
Huh?? Am I abandoned? Well, will scat out of here for a bit myself. Back later.
I'd never abandon you my Princess! I need you to find your brother the Prince! He can help the Duck!
There is no help... DUCKIE !
Off the subject for a moment...
This is my salute to our new government...
Who, The Won't Get Fooled Again Music Video on Yahoo! Music
Let's hope not...
I haven't heard that song in ages!
I guess the proof will be in the puddin! (whoever made up that crazy line... hahaha)
Hmmmm... where the heck did that come from?. how old am I? LOL!
If I have to hear one more story about the Obama Whitehouse Dog though, I think I'm going to lose it! Geeeezzzz... is this really news?
Ohhh maaannn! Now I want pudding!
Gotcha...
Good night all... sleepy and we are going to see Madagascar ll tomorrow early on IMAX.
Those "cool" sheets are a callin'
Hello errone.
... where's Guy?
Need a 15 year old's input
Poor Sneezer was aaallll alone in the lonely castle. Did the ghosties get you Sneeze?
I'm campaining for greenies guys! 6 more! I'll uhmmm, buy you all donuts... beer?. uhhmmm, I'll flash you? :p Okay... okay... I promise world peace!. and I'll flash you!
Is this Starby talking now or is this the Duck?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
"I'm listening" as Frasier is known to have said... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Got to run... Madagascar ll at IMAX... later.
Check out Prince Charming here!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...hy-278425.html
What an ignorant jerk. I feel bad for this losers wife!
The duck of course... LOL! I changed my mind... either... or, or both! Anything for Greenies... LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
I didn't think our illustrious Queen would be offering to flash, just knew it had to be the little Duckster!! Princess Rebby has been so blinded by the kindness of the little duck. I will be actively seeking a remedy (not roasted duck) for the evil spell that made our sweet Queen into this ornery little duckie!!
See what they have made me resort too? LOL!
I can't believe these silly weather forecasters around here. They rarely know what they're talking about. They were calling for this big snow storm today. Well, it's beautiful and warm outside, and the skies couldn't be bluer!
Rebby, did you check out the link I posted? I was furious when I answered.
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