Ask Me Help Desk - The Castle, again, yup, again.

Momma C, so glad I ran into you. I've been noticeably absent lately, lots going on, lots to do, having a blast with puppy boy. :)

Got to run, my company is here.

Later all. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Did I hear caramel corn? Starty, you just found one of my many weak spots. YUMMY!

Spydie, you stay away from that chest, it's filled with magic potions that no one should mess with. There are potions that can turn you into a hideous beast, potions that can make you fall in love, potions that can make you grow hair all over your body. Nope, don't want to mess with that, trust me.

I've gotta go shave now, later kids. ;)

Oh, I see now... it's do what I say and not what I do time, huh Alty? Why do you need a shave so late? Did you get into your own potions? You're just such a silly sometimes, but I love you!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Did I hear caramel corn? Starty, you just found one of my many weak spots. YUMMY!

Spydie, you stay away from that chest, it's filled with magic potions that no one should mess with. There are potions that can turn you into a hideous beast, potions that can make you fall in love, potions that can make you grow hair all over your body. Nope, don't want to mess with that, trust me.

I've gotta go shave now, later kids. ;)

Me too, Carmel Corn AND apple pie ! But I think I want ice cream instead of the whiskey tonight... Marta and I went to dinner and I had quite a few drinks... soooo ice cream... I think?

The whiskey is baked in, just a couple tablespoons, you would never even know unless I told you. YOu have to have vanilla ice cream with it... MMMMMMMMMMMM

Chery, I am good juggling our new budget, trying to get it right, I need to be more BETTER at getting dates and stuff right. HUGS swwet love

Just. Got. Home.

... got a call to come to a party to "save it"... not sure what I'm capable of, but it's time to bring my drunken-ness into being.

Hey Sneezy... when duty calls... what are you going to do? Ha ha :)

Alty-Albear and I though maybe you hid the booze in the potion chest :( We thought we could have a party while you were away...
I was just teasing albear about being a teddybear... any rate, we didn't trash the castle too much Alty :)

Is the party over? I think NOT! It's Friday night and...

YouTube - The Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

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Originally Posted by albear

funky, thats one gift down then

Yep!
I'm guessing you're a GoW fan?

OK. I'm back.

... the party was... ridiculous.

Night all.

Well that doesn't sound like fun Sir Sneeze! G'nite... sleep tight... don't let the Lilster bite!. oh and the bed bugs, fleas, spiders, squito's,. ohhh... I shouldn't have done that... now I'm itchy! My bad! :p

Hiya Starby! Bye, and nitey night Sneezy! I'll be in here for some time.

Here, summer is coming... and mosquitoes attack by armies!! Fortunately, the electric bat is here. *pak* *pak* and two more mosquitoes dead! Mwahahahahaha!:p

Killing Squito's are you Unky! It's almost lights out for me. Too bad it's so much of a time diff! Everyone's always gone when you arrive!

I just heated up a 4am snack, so I'm going to munch that down, and then crash and burn! Hopefully my snack won't cause more bad dreams tonight!. I've had enough of those for the time being! ;) Have a good day Unky, and hope your cough and sniffles have gone away! :)

The sniffles, have gone for good yup. As for the cough, not so yet, but I'll be getting rid of it soon, for sure, before the exams. I've got tuition in some time, that's why I can log in now. I'm actually in a library, where you have to be a member to have certain facilities, namely free internet use, during your membership.

Ok, have a good sleep, if you're going back to. I think I'll go now. Catch you all later, mabe tomorrow, I'll be here when most of you will... towards mid day for you. Ok, ciao!

Ciao Unky! Maybe catch you later!

Afternoon all :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

Who is calling bear teddy? No no it's albear, bear, soldier, or bear dog....:)

Thanks start I knew I could count on you :)

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Originally Posted by Chery

Albear, sorry that I made that mistake hon. I promise it will never happen
again. I already gave myself three lashes with a wet noodle for that.
Starby drew the short straw but we won't tell her - she's safe though.

ha,ha, Starby... I like albear just the way he is - it's just my old brain
playing tricks on me, that's all. Besides, you are only a ducky when in the
castle - after that the spell wears off and you can be yourself. Within
those walls, you are protected by Queen Alty and the rest of us, I hope....
....
OK, now I can continue, and boy, you girls are really having some fun at poor albear's expense ... it was Momma C, yup, me, who made the mistake... so be nice, please.

Starby, I hope you want to keep your feathers.. stop making fun of your brother Stringer too honey, it's not nice. Now come here and get a hug from me and behave..

Don't worry albear, her bark is bigger than her bite - she's a duck, remember..

Spydy.. that was cute, but let him be a bear - we need all the protection we can get.

Awww thanks Momma C, taking care of me and straightening things out so those meanies won't pick on me anymore, (especially that viscious starby).
Oh and thanks for the present you sent me, really appreciate it :)

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Originally Posted by theguywithnolife

Yep!
I'm guessing your a GoW fan?

Yeah, eagerly awaiting the 7th of Nov, the online modes look awesome.

Whassup everyone?

Nuttin'

Spyder, you partied without all of us?

Hope you are all well.
Bear dog, you can always:)

Boooooooo!!

Hiya Starby!

Hey Biggie! How goes it?

M, BB, Guy, Bear...

Wow, look at the frosty, cool bottle of Bud... hee hee

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Just here for a minute, come to say hi.

Sydie, definitely stay away from the potion chest, the hairy potion is no fun at all, trust me on that. Darnit, all this hair is itchy, and I think that my bird made a nest in it. :(

How's everyone else? All good I hope. I miss all of you, but I'm having tons of fun and keeping busy. Chewy is doing great, he's playing lots and Jasper and him are getting along famously, Indy too.

The kids are thrilled, Sydney won't stop carrying him around and she's so good at it, picks him up like a pro.

Anyway, got to run, time to eat and then bed time for the muchkins.

I'll try to come back later.

Be good. :)

Hi everyone.

I forgot to fill you guys in on my party last night.

It wasn't a bad party... my friend just forgot to mention that it was a party for mostly... um... gay guys. She lives with three gay guys, so I should have expected this... but I just didn't think to ask.

I show up at the party... 17 gay guys, 3 girls, and myself.

I walk in, and I am touched, groped, pinched, etc. etc. etc... all by dudes.

Halfway through the party, someone asks, "...you give off a straight vibe...are you straight?!?"

Um... yes.

"OH MY GOD! B*TCHES, WE GOT A STRAIGHT ONE HERE!!!"

... then it all goes downhill from there. Every single gay guy tries to "turn" me... and it's become a game. I sympathize with women at clubs. I am hit on mercilessly... I am groped EVERYWHERE...

But overall, it was a fun time. Culturally enriching, I might add. I learned a lot about the gay male.

Ps - I had a GREAT time for the first half of the party because the girls could care less about clothing or such because of the gay guys. I'd share more details about this, except I'm trying to keep this pg.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Just here for a minute, come to say hi.

Sydie, definitely stay away from the potion chest, the hairy potion is no fun at all, trust me on that. Darnit, all this hair is itchy, and I think that my bird made a nest in it. :(

How's everyone else? All good I hope. I miss all of you, but I'm having tons of fun and keeping busy. Chewy is doing great, he's playing lots and Jasper and him are getting along famously, Indy too.

The kids are thrilled, Sydney won't stop carrying him around and she's so good at it, picks him up like a pro.

Anywho, gotta run, time to eat and then bed time for the muchkins.

I'll try to come back later.

Be good. :)

Hi honey.. I envy you so much right now and wish we could change places just for a little while. Fun kids, fun pets (you can keep the hubby) and able to be so active.. You are a lucky girl.
Enjoy it all while you can and I hope that you never, ever get plagued with an ailing spine and body. Bless you dear and please share the fun with me as often as you can.

Let me know if you got the puzzle yet..

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Sneezy, that sounds like a wild party! I've been to a few as I have an adopted Italian son who is gay - he and his friends are not that wild - or at least not around me. We have fun, joke, do comedy skits and eat some real good Italian Home-made food as many are super cooks too.

I got to tell you, I wish I could live with them, the house is absolutely spotless and decorated superbly.

But then, my party days are over.

I hope you are recovered by now and feeling your normal self again.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

hi everyone.

I forgot to fill you guys in on my party last night.

It wasn't a bad party...my friend just forgot to mention that it was a party for mostly...um...gay guys. She lives with three gay guys, so I should have expected this...but I just didn't think to ask.

I show up at the party...17 gay guys, 3 girls, and myself.

I walk in, and I am touched, groped, pinched, etc. etc. etc....all by dudes.

Halfway through the party, someone asks, "...you give off a straight vibe...are you straight?!?"

Um...yes.

"OH MY GOD! B*TCHES, WE GOT A STRAIGHT ONE HERE!!!"

...then it all goes downhill from there. Every single gay guy tries to "turn" me...and it's become a gay. I sympathize with women at clubs. I am hit on mercilessly...I am groped EVERYWHERE...

but overall, it was a fun time. Culturally enriching, I might add. I learned a lot about the gay male.

ps - I had a GREAT time for the first half of the party because the girls could care less about clothing or such because of the gay guys. I'd share more details about this, except I'm trying to keep this pg.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh that's quite funny, thanks for that :d

When does the crap end you guys? :( I just had to call the wkd emerg vet! Niki is sick. She was honking like a goose... it's scaring the hell out of me!! I had to give her the himelick maneuver, and then she threw up froth and blood! The vet can't make it in until 9am! I'm freaking out! She seems to have calmed down a bit, but throwing up blood is really scaring me! I'm bawling my eyes out right now, because I have to wait to take her in! I don't know what to do to help her, and I don't know what's wrong!

... and it's going to cost me $100 initial fee! I don't have it, after being robbed! I hope they will bill me!

Oh no. perhaps nikster is choking on something?

So sorry to hear that starby, I hope the vet can figure out what causing it and stop it

Oh you guys... I can't stop crying! Niki has a lung infection! I have to take her back for more tests. They gave her two shots and let me bring her back home, with more meds. She only started to do this early this morning! What the hell?! I'm so upset and scared! My Nik is such a good girl! I'm so scared I'm going to lose her! :( I can't even see what I'm writing through the tears right now.

Starby, I am so sorry that Niki is sick, I am sure that your loving care will her.

Stringer

Oh Starby.. I am sorry love.
How is she now? What did they say would go on for her? What can you do for her, what can they?

Hi all. I won't have time to be on here for to long. Oops, time's already up. Bye, sad to go:(

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Originally Posted by albear

Afternoon all :)

thanks start i knew i could count on you :)

awww thanks Momma C, taking care of me and straightening things out so those meanies wont pick on me anymore, (especially that viscious starby).
oh and thanks for the present you sent me, really appreciate it :)

yeah, eagerly awaiting the 7th of Nov, the online modes look awesome.

Yea, I just started playing it, I never really gave it a chance.. Its pretty fun. I beat the campagin yesterday.
Me though, I'm waiting for Fable II

GoW 1 or 2 (if 2 no spoilers please :) ) but yea fable 2 does look rather good, I didn't get to play fable 1 :(

I think I am going to buy the thingy that you can play guitar hero on for the family for Christmas... I know we all would just LOVE it!

Hiya start :) how are you
Lol, no doubts :D, I can see you there with the guitar headbanging lol,

OH YA! You know me all to well bear. I would love it and we would all get a kick out of watching each other, I am just sure of it!
I am all right, made two more whiskey apple pies, a pine apple upside down cake and a big ole batch of yummy vegitarian chili! I put meat in it for the GUYS... so I suppose I can't call it that anymore;)
I hope you are well bear.

Lol yea a vegetarian chillie... with meat, :)
Glad your all right, I'm OK, you know, the usual :D lol