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  • Jul 16, 2008, 07:06 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Huh? What? Where am I?

    ... sorry, having a good dream about hooter's history or... some historian... or something.
  • Jul 16, 2008, 07:35 AM
    Unknown008
    You're back in the Castle Sneezy!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 07:39 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Hey Unky!

    What's new?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 07:42 AM
    Unknown008
    Hum, nothing special, just kind of tried to find you a chapter in Alty's book, remember?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 07:42 AM
    HistorianChick
    Historian Hooter girl... interesting combination... Just call me Barbie with Brains. :)

    Hi Unky, SBG. :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:03 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Oh right... thanks!

    At least SOMEONE remembered me...

    ::tear:: ::tear::

    Alty :(

    ::cry:: ::cry::


    ((Sneezy HC and Unky = awesome!))
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:08 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hey now, sbg, I think I made a book called Starduck plays softball?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:12 AM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by softbalgrl1331
    Oh right...thanks!

    At least SOMEONE remembered me....

    ::tear:: ::tear::

    Alty :(

    ::cry:: ::cry::


    ((Sneezy and Unky = awesome!))

    Heyyyyy now... I said HI SBG... :(

    ::sad tears of neglect::
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:13 AM
    HistorianChick
    ... right below my Barbie With Brains comment...

    :D
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:15 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Heyyyyy now... I said HI SBG... :(

    ::sad tears of neglect::


    Oh! Yeah, I had no idea what SBG was until Sneezy said it... whoops sorry!

    I'll fix my post... yet again -- hehe
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:15 AM
    HistorianChick
    ::happy grin::

    Everything is right with the world again. *sigh*
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:19 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    And I even changed my signature!

    Pretty rad, eh?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:21 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh, man... today's a beautiful day yet again. The weather is oh-so-bootiful, I woke up early enough for everything, the market's looking fantastic, I'm at starbucks enjoying a tea, and I'm about to start studying.

    ... not sure what can go wrong today.

    ::looks around::
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:27 AM
    HistorianChick
    Darling... just think of what it would be if you were in FL!? Talk about uber-fantastico!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:27 AM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by softbalgrl1331
    And I even changed my signature!!

    Pretty rad, eh?

    The raddest :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:35 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Thank you, thank you.

    Hey, has anyone seen Friend around today?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:35 AM
    HistorianChick
    He's only around at night... being in the Land of Oz, he's on the opposite time as us in the States. Sad, I know... I miss him!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 08:51 AM
    Unknown008
    And I'm kind of in the middle of these times... At 2.00pm, it seems like 5.00am in the US but Friend is there. Lol
  • Jul 16, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Unknown008
    Ok, need to go now. Bye everyone. See you all tomorrow!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 09:27 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    See you Unky!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:07 PM
    Alty
    Softy and Unky, I'm sorry, how could I forget you two? You have to remember, HC and I started all this, we've had coffee shops, daycares, a kleenex box, a pub, and two castles, and Sneezy, Starby etc have been there for all of it, so it's easy to remember them. I'm getting old and my memory isn't as good as it used to be. I'll never forget the two of you again. Promise. Having said that.

    Starduck plays softball with a girl. (for Softy)
    And
    Starduck gets a card signed Unknown. (for Unky)

    :):):):):)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:31 PM
    HistorianChick
    Oh... junk... I missed you, Alty! I was making a Starbucks run to the cutest town in Tampa Bay! Safety Harbor... its adorable... and is the home of an AWESOME health spa! :) In case you ever come down!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Alty
    I'm still here Chicky, I'm just hiding. ;)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:37 PM
    HistorianChick
    :) I've GOT to learn how to do that... mine seems to have me logged in 24/7 even if I hit Logout... its weird... it likes me or something... :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:38 PM
    Alty
    I can teach you how, it's actually very easy. It's nice to be invisible, I can spy on everyone, and they never know. Muwahahahahahahaha. ;)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:40 PM
    HistorianChick
    :D ooooo... did you teach the fedora/trenchcoat man in Europe, too?? ;)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:40 PM
    Stringer
    LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
    So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

    When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

    (Sorry... there were cute pictures of little "ducks" but it didn't copy them... sigh)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:42 PM
    Alty
    ROFLMAO, those are great Stringer. Do you have any more? :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:43 PM
    HistorianChick
    :) awesome Stringer :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:48 PM
    Alty
    Kids, I've got to go. Lots to do, and my get up and go is leaving me. I'll be back a bit later, when I take a break from cleaning. :)

    Stringer, you have my whip, so you're in charge while I'm gone.

    Chicky, try to get the whip away from Stringer, he stole it and won't return it. Shhhh, don't tell him, just bat your eyes at him, flirt, and whamo, grab the whip. Okay? ;)

    Later all.
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:49 PM
    HistorianChick
    Hiiiiiiii there, String-man... ::sashays over in strappy heels::... going to share that whip?
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:53 PM
    Alty
    Put on the hot red dress too, that will work Chicky. :)

    Thanks sweets, I'll have that whip back in no time. Shhh, remember, don't tell Stringer. :)

    Really, got to go, computer won't let me, must break free... Bye. :)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 12:58 PM
    HistorianChick
    Don't worry Alty, its in the bag... I already planted the mental image of Barbie-with-brains this morning when I informed the guys of my job offer at Hooters... the red dress will do just fine... ;)

    Need anything else while I'm at it?

    Oh... Hiiiiiiiii String-man... Alty and I were just talking about you... ::giggle::... ::bats eyelashes::... Oh yes, Sneezy does know all about the red dress... its gotten me all sorts of things... ;)... what's that you're holding behind your back?. ::streches to look::... Its OK String-man... breathe... good. :) Now, where were we?. oh yes... What kind of sauce would you like on those wings? ;)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:08 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Kids, I've got to go. Lots to do, and my get up and go is leaving me. I'll be back a bit later, when I take a break from cleaning. :)

    Stringer, you have my whip, so you're in charge while I'm gone.

    Chicky, try to get the whip away from Stringer, he stole it and won't return it. Shhhh, don't tell him, just bat your eyes at him, flirt, and whamo, grab the whip. Okay? ;)

    Later all.


    Do you really, actually, THINK Alty that a curvaceous female body with a golden tan, long flowing curls, big brown eyes with long eye lashes (slowly 'batting' at me), long sexy legs, with a low sexy, raspy voice ("Darliiiiiing..."), in a tight black bikini would have ANY influence?

    Honestly my dear, I would have to be OH so immature to allow THAT to compel, impress, convince or even motivate me one little bit... to depart from my Lil' Susy... and... follow... anyone... wwwwho llllooooks and sounds... llliiiike that... (snaps his head back and forth).

    Besides, I have been busy bonding and training Susy for a "Special Opps DUCK detail"... she learns quickly and is very excited... Says she is WITH me now and forever, my wish is her command... sigh...
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:10 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Hiiiiiiii there, String-man..... ::sashays over in strappy heels::.... gonna share that whip??


    WWWHAAAAT? Sneezy? Where are you man?:confused:
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:12 PM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Do you really, actually, THINK Alty that a curvaceous female body with a golden tan, long flowing curls, big brown eyes with long eye lashes (slowly 'batting' at me), long sexy legs, with a low sexy, raspy voice ("Darliiiiiing..."), in a tight black bikini would have ANY influence?

    Honestly my dear, I would have to be OH so immature to allow THAT to compel, impress, convince or even motivate me one little bit....to depart from my Lil' Susy........and....follow.......anyone.......wwwwh o llllooooks and sounds ....llliiiike that.....

    Besides, I have been busy bonding and training Susy for a "Special Opps DUCK detail"......she learns quickly and is very excited.....Says she is WITH me now and forever, my wish is her command......sigh...

    Yessss... you passed! :D You da bomb! ;)

    Annnnnnd when you weren't looking... I grabbed the whip... ;)

    The whip is in Chicky's possession! Everyone, look out!
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:19 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ah, stringer... I'm here.

    HC's a free woman... she can do as she pleases, as long as she does what pleases me (tee hee)

    A little harmless flirting to get what she wants never hurt anyone... of course, unless... "what she wants" is a whip...
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:20 PM
    HistorianChick
    THWACK

    This is fun...
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Yessss.... you passed! :D You da bomb! ;)

    Annnnnnd when you weren't looking..... I grabbed the whip... ;)

    The whip is in Chicky's possession! Everyone, look out!


    Hee hee hee hee hee arrrrrrrrrrhahahahahaha... wrong one. Your information must be upgraded; many new devices have been employed... Susy: glued to Stringers hand with permanent glue, Susy taught to scream when invaders, mercenaries approach, new alarm system wired from Susy to my brain (attempts were made to Steal, yes steal Susy while I slept), Susy taught to immediately wrap herself around my leg for protection... many, many more... but "For you eyes ONlY."

    It didn't work sweety, don't run away, you will trip and hurt yourself in those 6 " heels...

    Hahahhahahahhhhhaaaaahhahahahaha... and HA! I have thought of EVERYTHING... I have to tell you, I am astonished how devoted Susy is to me... amazing, simply amazing... sigh (again)
  • Jul 16, 2008, 01:25 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::grabs bat::

    ::hits stringer over the head::

    ... ok hc. Go get it ;)

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