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  • Jun 28, 2007, 11:54 AM
    J_9
    I think you can get them even at Wal-Mart these days Al. Here in TN we can get them at the gas station!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:21 PM
    startover22
    It was Joes picture first then I stole it and had my son (computer literate) put it on. I loved it, it was the second time I spit on my monitor in two days. Grossssss. I thought about thumper when I was talking about eating the greens and not the flower, and then you put him on there. That is weird J_9. Oh well, it was a discussion between my son and I and I think I made my point! Hugs, Start
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:27 PM
    J_9
    Oh no Start that is SCARY!!

    I am glad you made your point!!

    This morning I was taking the girls (my daughter and her best friend) to swim team practice and there is this police car sitting at a bank (it was robbed recently). I said "oh look girls they have a dummy sitting in the police car!"

    Oh, boy did I get in TROUBLE!! Johhny yelled at me for saying a bad word. LOL!!

    Dummy is certainly a bad word.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:27 PM
    curlybenswife
    Al eBay do them :D there are lots of different sorts


    eBay: Bad BabyTeeth PACIFIER Billy Bob BINKY Cool Shower Gift (item 110143822241 end time Jul-04-07 22:09:27 PDT)


    eBay Store - 123 Bought It: Baby Pacifiers: 2 p Buck Gritted Teeth PACIFIERS Baby BINKY Dummy Lot

    Personally I think there scary lol
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:30 PM
    startover22
    Watch your mouth. My son maxy just turned four and he is constantly asking if f--- is a bad word, or s--- is and so on and so on... I laugh it off but now that he knows the answer it will start to drive me crazy. We aren't even allowed to say shut up or stupid in my house. Only my husband can say anything he wants. Sometimes mom. Since I quit smoking I have been cursing and drinking a lot more coffee. I don't get what Al is looking for? Do I need one?
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:39 PM
    shatteredsoul
    I just love Thumper and his neverending enthusiasm. SH!t ,G*D Damn, Get off your a$$ and jam. Sorry I had an energy drink and boyyy did it kick in. Whoooo hooooo!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:39 PM
    alkalineangel
    I'm confused about thumper...

    My friend is having a baby shower next weekend... I just thought it was funny is all.. I will have to order one.. thank CBW, and J.

    IM ready to go home... but my son had a relapse this week with his constipation ( he suffers from chronic const.) and IM not looking forward to dealing with all that either. I could only take so much of the suppositories and enemas before I was pregnant, and it definitely is bad now... I wish there was an easier way to deal with this. I hate to see him screaming in pain. But I have read pretty much everywhere that this is just the way it is...
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:39 PM
    Synnen
    You know... as an aunt (not a mother), it drives me NUTS when people make non-swear words into "words we don't use in our house"

    If you don't use them in your house, you'd better give me a list. I'm not going to memorize everyone's rules.

    I don't swear around kids, but I'll be darned if I stop using "shut up".
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:41 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I have been through the bad word stage. Johnny threw a toy car up at the ceiling and it didn't hit and he yelled DAMMIT!!

    The best though was the other day when hubby was out doing some yard work and Johnny asked him to do something (I can't remember what) and hubby said "no, not right now" then Johnny said to daddy "What? Are you a P***Y!!"

    OMG, I wanted to wash his mouth out with soap but I started laughing too hard. Good thing hubby kept a straight face and straightened that one out so I didn't have to.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:42 PM
    startover22
    I swear around my kids, can't lie. When I drop something I say s--- or well you know that kind of stuff, never would I swear at them. Shut up, stupid, and retarded are the words I find most offensive if used in the wrong way! Just my opinion.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:46 PM
    curlybenswife
    Millies 3rd word was bugger lol she hasn't said it for a few months though thankgoodness
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:48 PM
    Synnen
    I'd probably feel differently if I were the parent, honestly.

    I just hate it when I say something - especially if I'm TALKING to the adult, and the kids just happen to be there -- along the lines of " I did something really stupid the other day" and have that "Oh, we don't use stupid in our house" line tossed at me. I mean... what? I can't call myself or my actions stupid?

    I can understand the whole name calling thing--we don't call each other names in MY house either. But to ban a word from conversation drives me nuts. I just want to jump up on the table and start shouting "STUPID! STUPID!" over and over.

    (yeah, I am a little riled up today)
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:49 PM
    startover22
    Hahahaha, I love kids. A big bunch, my oldest son just asked me if I heard that and now he is telling me about the ground bloom flower he blew a bottle up with. Yes I am paying attention to the kids. At least I thought I was.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:49 PM
    J_9
    Wasn't that her favorite word for a while? Johnny's new favorite word is bosom
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:51 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I'd probably feel differently if I were the parent, honestly.

    I just hate it when I say something - especially if I'm TALKING to the adult, and the kids just happen to be there -- along the lines of " I did something really stupid the other day" and have that "Oh, we don't use stupid in our house" line tossed at me. I mean...what? I can't call myself or my actions stupid??

    I can understand the whole name calling thing--we don't call each other names in MY house either. But to ban a word from conversation drives me nuts. I just want to jump up on the table and start shouting "STUPID! STUPID!" over and over.

    (yeah, I am a little riled up today)

    Yes, you can talk about your day as being stupid, no name calling and I am cool. You hate authority don't you? I want to see you jump on a table and say Stupid stupid stupid
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:53 PM
    J_9
    Okay Synn, let's see it!

    Jump on that table, yell stupid stupid stupid!!

    Go for it!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:58 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Laura knows what word will probably be Joshuas first word. Lol

    Lets just say Proud is still breast feeding.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 12:59 PM
    Synnen
    LOL

    OMG, I so want to. The way my day has been, I want to call people stupid, too. I won't, but I want to.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:00 PM
    startover22
    They are stupid, retarded and need to shut up, right?
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:03 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, what Start said!! :p

    I hate bad days like that Synn!! Makes me so cynical (or is that Synnenical)
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:14 PM
    Tuscany
    Hey Jesus! Love the signature line.

    My mom always told me that there are no stupid people.

    Now that I am older, I think she was lying to me :)
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:15 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL there are stupid people everywhere its like a shepherd counting sheep :D
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:17 PM
    Synnen
    Honestly... stupid people are the thing I hate most in this world.

    I seem to run into far too many of them daily!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:17 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I totally know what you are talking about. I am like a stupid magnet!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:24 PM
    Synnen
    OMG... I'm laughing so hard...
    I'm going to make myself a T-Shirt that says "Stupid Magnet" on it, and see how many non-idiots get it!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:24 PM
    J_9
    LMAO, good one Synn!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:33 PM
    Synnen
    Not as good as "Synnical", though. I'm still giggling about that.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:38 PM
    J_9
    I have a good one every now and then. It just must be lucky today :p
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:43 PM
    startover22
    You people are nutty, I say nutty. I took a long hard break and thought I would get something done. But NOOOO, it doesn't matter what I am doing I am lazy, I must have restarted the dryer 10 times with the same load in it to fluff it to fold it. That is expensive and lazy.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:48 PM
    J_9
    Your dryer fluffs AND folds? Where did you get it I want one!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 01:50 PM
    startover22
    You dork, it fluffs but I keep restarting it cause I let it go too long! I wish it folded then oh man do I ever wish it did. I guess I have to do something so I will see you later. My oldest is using ace bandages and trying to make Jett (5) look like a mummy. What to do, what to do. Exciting life I live. I will post the taping to the chair pics for you at some other time. That was hilarious! My poor babies.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:05 PM
    J_9
    OMG, now I spewed pepsi all over my monitor!! Dork!! I love it.

    I want to see the taping of the chair pics.

    What's wrong with ace bandages and mummies. Hey that just gave me a GREAT halloween costume idea!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:05 PM
    shatteredsoul
    I just kee picturing Synnen yelling stupid on the desks, it really is a great image in my mind. Can you throw paper and chairs while you do it? WE will enjoy it!! HEE HEE I love it!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:08 PM
    startover22
    Pics in a few. I have to take them with gradys 10 dollar camera, ours broke. Don't ask how. I don't know. Soon. And I think I have had the spewwing problem too. EEWWW
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:13 PM
    shatteredsoul
    OK you guys are all disgusting today! Just kidding. I want to see the mummy!! That baby and those teeth are just tooo much. I think the energy drink is wearing off, must have caffeine!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:16 PM
    Synnen
    Lol... ya'll know the song "Alice's Restaurant"?

    Killllll! Killlllll!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:18 PM
    J_9
    I still can't get off Jukebox hero and that was what a WEEK AGO!!
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:20 PM
    startover22
    How do I get it on here from my pictures?
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:21 PM
    J_9
    I upload mine to photobucket.com as they are easier to load here.
  • Jun 28, 2007, 02:24 PM
    startover22
    http://007.bmpphotoshopmax.JPG

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