Reminds me of the story my co-worker told me...
They were at a poem reading and a lady they recognized had a shaved head. In front of every one, she decided that she wanted to tell everyone why. She had a head full of dreads and one day she felt one of them and found it was moving... she cut it open and there were maggots, LOT'S of them... EEEWWWWW, Geeerosss!