I just got the strangest email from my Mother! I don't understand. Hmmmmm! It said... "you have two tickets to go see Donald Trump, hahahahaha" Whaaaatttt? That is all she said! What the..? It made no sense to me! If I have two tickets... I'll sell them! I have no desire to go and see Mr. Comb over to begin with! My Mom is losing her mind... LOL! I wonder if she was sleep typing! Haha... or drunk? LOLOL!

What a puzzle Starbs! You mother keeps you guessing, doesn't she?? Keeps life interesting.


Where did Unky go?

I think my Mom blew a marble! LOL! Unky is probably reading back through all of our crazy talk! ;)

NOT that I am scared or "nuttin'" but I have to get up early in the morning to get to the polls to vote in our election so I am revvin' up the Rebel and flyin' on out of here! You take care of that new feather. That was pretty gracious wasn't it. Giving you one back?

Night, night, Starbs and Unky and anyone who might be sitting in the corner just enjoying the castle. Been missing all of you!

Donald Trump:confused:? Never heard of that. However, I've heard of the Beauty and the Trump...

I was here. Well, into other subscribed threads. Night Princess :)

Nitey night Rebby. Sweet sweet dreams Princess! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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Donald Trump:confused:? Never heard of that. However, I've heard of the Beauty and the Trump...

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LMAO! Are you thinking of Beauty and the Beast? Or Lady and the Tramp. I guess both of those would apply to "The Donald" LOL! I guess it could be Lady and the Trump. Beauty and the Beast would also apply! I can't stand that guy! It's pretty apparent that the women are after him for his money and power! I don't know what else they could see in him! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

LOL, the Lady and the Trump was it. The translations from French to English are not as easy, you see?

Nor me. (for the Beast) I've watched, I think two of it; one in cartoon, the other more film like.

Both Lady and the Tramp, and Beauty and the Beast were great Disney Movies.

Do you not know who Donald Trump is?

He, well, it, oh whatever! really exist? Let me think, there's Donald, his three nephews, Daisy, Picsou, a duck witch... another who teaches dancing... and perhaps another one who ressembles Picsou, but more evil-like.

Nope, I don't think I know Donald Trump.

LOL! You're not missing much Unky. He is a big business tycoon in the U.S. He is a Billionaire, and is known for his ruthless business deals. He owns Trump Tower, Meralado (dp?) and well... half of New York City basically. He's got a show on TV called The Apprentice. It's a reality show, where people compete to win a chance to work for "The Donald". He marries pretty young blondes, and then makes them sign pre-nuptuals, has babies with them, and then moves on to the next pretty young blonde. I think the guy is a creepy control freak! Icky!. Yucky! LOL!

Oops, yucky trully! Those people... really :eek:!

The people in here, I've seen recently, have tried to put you in jail :eek: I understand?

You have to help me Unky! They want to lock me up for a crime that the Duck didn't commit! They are ruthless I tell you... just ruthless!

Ok, give me the facts, I'll examine each of them.

I'm sure there is lingering DNA evidence, that will show there was a Sheriff and his Deputy involved in the scandalous behaviour! I believe they were bribed! Will you be my lawyer Unky? You have to defend the Duck against these unwarranted charges!

Ok, sure! I'll do my best!

1st Fact! Our hereby Duck has TWO legs, not a single one like the picture.

2nd Fact! We need the sheriff and the deputy to give their own versions of the matter. So I call them to the.. . to... to tell the truth.

*sigh* what a tough job! LOL

You shall get your pay in Ducky treats! I know you are the man for the job! ;)

Phew! I saw the other thread, the one with the drunk stepson, what a stepson! He sort of hate his stepmother.

Ok, I will now call upon my client, the Duck to say what she thinks of the situation, her arguments for that picture being fake.

Btw, Starby, you have an alibi, don't you?

I do... I do have an alibi! I was off to the spa getting my beak manicure! I always quack up the other ducks!

I'm going to say G'nite Unky my lawyer friend. My head is bobbing, and my eyes are blurry. It's 3am... holy cow! Nitey Night. Have a good day Unky!