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  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:06 PM
    Stringer
    Stella, Serpent Star, Morning Star, Double Star, Dwarf Star, Giant Star, Falling Star, Shooting Star, star-crossed, Star-gasser, Gaseous Star, Evening Star, Star-studded, Star-spangled, Blazing Star, Circumpolar star, Dense star, Typical Star, Star clustered, Lone Star, Star Trekkie, Struggling Star, Child Star, Le Star, Co-star, Spy Star, Stellar, Star Pupil, Mega Star,

    Oh, I am tired at the moment I will think more later... "Stringer"
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    You forgot Shining Star!! :D

    No I didn't... how can you be a shinning star in that dark dungeon?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    EDIT: But........there are quite a few complimentary names there to choose from Starby........
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:19 PM
    starbuck8
    Well I don't believe I want to be Gaseous Star, or Dense Star! And I really don't want to be 'Lone Star! :(

    I sneak out of the castle, and run through fields of flowers... in the buff! :D
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:25 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well I don't believe I want to be Gaseous Star, or Dense Star! And I really don't want to be 'Lone Star!! :(

    I sneak out of the castle, and run through fields of flowers....in the buff!! :D

    Is it possible to get the exact time and date of this exercise and is this a nightly occurrence?
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:31 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Is it possible to get the exact time and date of this exercise and is this a nightly occurrence?

    This would be a confidentiality issue! I don't believe Alty wants me to divulge this information! Since we have different schedules, keeping an eye on our victims, we go out to the fields and frolic at different times of the day and night!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:34 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    This would be a confidentiality issue!! I don't believe Alty wants me to divulge this information! Since we have different schedules, keeping an eye on our victims, we go out to the fields and frolic at different times of the day and night!

    Damn... looks like more hiding all day behind that tree again with my "spy glass." (Opps... and camera... )
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:39 PM
    starbuck8
    So that was the rustling I heard in the bushes! I will have to bring the Dobermans with me next time!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    So that was the rustling I heard in the bushes!! I will have to bring the Dobermans with me next time!

    No, we don't need "no stinkin' Dobermans" noooooo but a spot of iced tea and a sandwich would be nice. Please don't forget the salt and oh... a napkin... :D And maybe an apron if we be in the buff...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:03 PM
    starbuck8
    Won't you be red in the face when the guards catch you in the bushes, munching on a sandwich, with binoculars, while the Dobermans get a scent of the food, and start chasing you through the fields in your little pink apron! I must be sure to bring my camera!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:42 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Won't you be red in the face when the guards catch you in the bushes, munching on a sandwich, with binoculars, while the Dobermans get a scent of the food, and start chasing you through the fields in your little pink apron! I must be sure to bring my camera!


    No no no my dear...

    1. I will not be in the "buff", that was what you said you would be...
    2. And since you suggested that you would be running around the in the weeds
    Nakededed... I suggested that while you were out looking for boys that you might be
    Kind enough to bring me a sandwich.
    3. And if you were going to do that, then I thought that since you were already going to be
    In the buff that it might be kosher to probably wear an apron... ya know...

    I will have you know my dear that I am and will always be a gentleman... It is one of my jobs to protect those nymphs romping through the weeds... nakedededededdd...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:53 PM
    starbuck8
    Awwww, String Man... our gate keeper! I will wear my frock whilst frolicking amongst the lavender in the fields with the bunnies and the lambs!

    I shall get one of the servants to bring you a silver platter of finger sandwiches and array of fresh strawberries and grapes. Just ring the little silver bell, and they will bring you a lovely glass of cognac, and some fresh whipped cream, that was carefully taken from our livestock just this morning!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:03 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Awwww, String Man...our gate keeper! I will wear my frock whilst frolicking amoungst the lavender in the fields with the bunnies and the lambs!

    I shall get one of the servants to bring you a silver platter of finger sandwiches and and array of fresh strawberries and grapes. Just ring the little silver bell, and they will bring you a lovely glass of cognac, and some fresh whipped cream, that was carefully taken from our livestock just this morning!


    Aaaaaah ha Whence! I have been told of thoust wicked ways and tricks, and I am prepared!

    Yes, I am to pull the little sliver bell and AAAAAAAAaaah ha....down I goest again sliding upon my a$$ into that dark damp damn dungeon!

    But NO I say... NO! Truth and honor will prevail! I am the sheriff (opps wrong timeline): I am the Noble Knight who ridest upon the hugh white noble steed... who has a long spear... and I am the protector... and, and,. and..

    What kind of sandwich again hon??????:confused: :confused: :confused:
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:11 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Aaaaaah ha Whence!! I have been told of thoust wicked ways and tricks, and I am prepared!

    Yes, I am to pull the little sliver bell and AAAAAAAAaaah ha....down I goest again sliding upon my a$$ into that dark damp damn dungeon!

    But NO I say...NO! Truth and honor will prevail! I am the sheriff (opps wrong timeline): I am the Noble Knight who ridest upon the hugh white noble steed.......who has a long spear.......and I am the protector......and, and,.............and..

    What kind of sandwich again hon??????:confused: :confused: :confused:

    It shall be a lovely sandwich, prepared by our head chef Francine. When we run out of fingers for the lovely finger sandwiches, we shall move on to our keeper of the dishes, Joesephine! Mwaaahahaha!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    It shall be a lovely sandwich, prepared by our head chef Francine. When we run out of fingers for the lovely finger sandwiches, we shall move on to our keeper of the dishes, Joesephine! Mwaaahahaha!!

    Aaaaaaah? Aren't "finger sandwiches"... kind of crunchy? The bones get stuck between my teeth dear... I think not...

    M!! Where the h*ll are you? You told me you had my back covered.. But... I... don't... see... youuuuuuuuuuu?:eek:
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:28 PM
    starbuck8
    It's just you and me my sweet, for at least another hour! I have Franny tied up in my room until then. He always tries to wiggle his way loose, but if you remember, I have the other spare whip! Bahahahahahahaha!!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:35 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    It's just you and me my sweet, for at least another hour! I have Franny tied up in my room until then. He always tries to wiggle his way loose, but if you remember, I have the other spare whip!! Bahahahahahahaha!!!

    NOPE, never was or will be any "other" whips... all just wishful thinking or bluffing (period).

    'Nuff said... I... am... in... possession... of... the >>>>>>>>>>>>> ONLY, I say the ONLY... whip. And susy is happy and content, she is purring... she loves being with me... she told me... again I say... (period).
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Brutus tends to disagree! He is so mad that no one believes of his mere existence, that he is ready to *SNAP*! He is really getting *FRAYED* around the edges! He might *CRACK* soon. It's all right Brutus, I know you exist!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:46 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Brutus tends to disagree! He is so mad that no one believes of his mere existance, that he is ready to *SNAP*!! He is really getting *FRAYED* around the edges!! He might *CRACK* soon. It's alright Brutus, I know you exist!

    Hahahhahahaha... do you practice this funny stuff or what my dear (funny)... I have seen Brutus in his tiny little speedo it would fit on my index finger... hahahahahha.

    I DO NOT FEAR ANY Brutus...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 03:01 PM
    starbuck8
    I love your outfit Stringy!

    YouTube - Devo - Whip It (Dir. Gerald V. Casale)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 03:26 PM
    starbuck8
    This is me!

    YouTube - Girl with Whip

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