Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's and Starby's Castle of Doom. For our Starby.

Hello all wow dead here today have a great day everyody

:: tippy toes over to coffee pot, pours cup, tippy toes out ::

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

hello all wow dead here today have a great day everyody

What... Huh... (Sheriff wakes and looks around)... Who... (Sheriff blinks,. a lot, slowly closes eyes again... ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Zzzzzzzzzzzz, Zzzzzzz)

BOO!

Hee, hee, scared you. :)

:: slurping coffee ::

Oh, Hi there, yer Majesty. I'm just getting ready to help Unky polish the duck so she gets better.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

:: slurping coffee ::

Oh, Hi there, yer Majesty. I'm just gettin ready to help Unky polish the duck so she gets better.

HEY!! Will you guys PLEASE keep it down a bit... geese, no rest for the weary... People! :rolleyes:

I know I have not joined the thread too much. I could try to keep up with everybody but I can not. Lol

Just do not feel the same...

Joe

EDIT: If you need me stringer. Let me know. I will wake up and do my duty as deputy.

We need you, the younguns are running the place, we need to keep them in line.

Now go get your uniform on and your badge.

Reowr, you look good in that uniform.

Sheriff, send that Deputy up to my room.

To check under the bed! What were you thinking? Geesh. :(

All the weapons are out now. Stringer I got all the drugs that I needed. We need to get these people to have a nap. Long enough to let them chill for a bit. 24 hours the drug will wear off.

Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too. You guys are all in detention now. This is the Castle, Not the Circus.

Joe

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I know I have not joined the thread too much. I could try to keep up with everybody but I can not. lol

Just do not feel the same...

Joe

EDIT: If you need me stringer. Let me know. I will wake up and do my duty as deputy.

YOU... are a necessary and needed part of ALL OF THIS... how could you ever question THAT... I don't stand a chance in h*ll without you and my other deputies...

Now, stand ready deputy... you are a sworn defender of the law... stay close, you never know when trouble will raise it's ugly head :).

Wait, am I still sleeping, is this all a dream, is there really a Sponge Bob, is Tinkerbell really a spy... (sheriff 'gently' slaps himself) Nope, I am awake again... geese... 10 minutes of rest, I think I need to talk to the Queen about a raise... :eek:

Stringer, how can I give you a raise? I'm not paying you now. ;)

Yes, the Castle, our beloved home, the keeper of the ducky, our memories.

We must keep the castle in it's original state.

Sheriff, Deputy, forward march, let us return peace to the castle! :)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

All the weapons are out now. Stringer I got all the drugs that I needed. We need to get these people to have a nap. Long enough to let them chill for a bit. 24 hours the drug will wear off.

Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too. You guys are all in detention now. This is the Castle, Not the Circus.

Joe

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Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too.

Aaaaaaaaaah... (Everything here is great... BUT, let's not talk about Susy... K? She is very happy... she is smiling down at the Sheriff from her exalted position on his wall... :eek:)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, how can I give you a raise? I'm not paying you now. ;)

Yes, the Castle, our beloved home, the keeper of the ducky, our memories.

We must keep the castle in it's original state.

Sheriff, Deputy, forward march, let us return peace to the castle! :)

WAIT... WAIT... Aaaah..? You mean that those checks that you wrote.. :confused::rolleyes:

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Aaaaaaaaaah... (Everything here is great... BUT, let's not talk about Susy... K? She is very happy... she is smiling down at the Sheriff from her exalted position on his wall...

Do you really want to start this again? Really? :(

That is not Susy, that is Salvador, my whip, the one I leant to you, OMG, I think it was 1 year ago!

Give me back my whip!

Deputy, arrest him!

Will that work? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

WAIT.....WAIT........Aaaah...??????? You mean that those checks that you wrote......? :confused::rolleyes:

You're getting free room and board, what more do you want?

I'm paying you with love and gratitude. Ya, that's right. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do you really want to start this again? Really? :(

That is not Susy, that is Salvador, my whip, the one I leant to you, OMG, I think it was 1 year ago!

Give me back my whip!

Deputy, arrest him!

Will that work? :confused:

NOPE to everything... I have developed {{{{{feelings}}}} for Suzy and she feels safe with me. She told me that her 'other life' consisted of having to hurt people and she didn't like that. Now she is in a much better place... :D:rolleyes:

She will and will always be mine! This is a mute issue...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're getting free room and board, what more do you want?

I'm paying you with love and gratitude. Ya, that's right. :)

Shameful, simply shameful... after all we have been through... do I have to start divulging secrets my Queen? :):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... peace and quiet again... now where is my donut?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Shameful, simply shameful....after all we have been through...do I have to start divulging secrets my Queen? :):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Secrets? What secrets? You know secrets? Do I know these secrets?

Poo. :(

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....peace and quiet again...now where is my donut?

I ate your donut. It was yummy. :D

I did not know that Sheriff you were so attached to Suzy.
Learning more each and everyday I work with you Sheriff.

Alty, Good thing you ate his donuts. Would not want him to get lazy on the job. I have to keep the Sheriff in line too.

My job just got a whole lot harder.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I did not know that Sheriff you were so attacthed to Suzy.
Learning more each and everyday I work with you Sheriff.

Alty, Good thing you ate his donuts. Would not want him to get lazy on the job. I have to keep the Sheriff in line too.

My job just got a whole lot harder.

Well deputy, at least she is paying you... right?

I just gave Joe one of your donuts so I'm paid up for the month. :)

Joe, you have to watch the Sheriff, he's a sneaky one. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I just gave Joe one of your donuts so I'm paid up for the month. :)

Joe, you have to watch the Sheriff, he's a sneaky one. ;)

ME!? Watch me? You are the wheeler dealer here... Opps, my Queen...

Well, go sell some jewerly my sweet... ya could be facing a revolution... :)

Revolution? You wouldn't! How dare you!

I am the Queen, I will always be the Queen. Long live the Queen!

Right?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Revolution? You wouldn't! How dare you!?

I am the Queen, I will always be the Queen. Long live the Queen!

Right?

{{{{Noticeable silence}}}}

You vereeeey nice person lady... but how you get cushy job as Queeny?? Again, just asking... :p

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

Queeny. Giggle.

How did I become Queen? Simple, there were only a few ladies on the original castle thread, and I'm the one that started the whole castle thing so of course I get to be Queen. Geesh.

Now, keep in mind that I'm the one that dubbed you Sheriff dear Stringer.

Just saying. ;)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

She is playin' that 'divide and conquer' thingy deputy... we want... paid! :mad::rolleyes:;)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

I am generous, I am Queen Alty the generous. :)

Would you like another donut Joe, Stringer had a whole box full. :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

she is playin' that 'divide and conquer' thingy deputy...we want ...paid! :mad::rolleyes:;)

Would a kiss on the cheek be payment enough?

At least the Maxwell House is furnished.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

At least the Maxwell House is furnished.

LMAO! :p

(red tip toes into where a sleeping stringer is snoring his little head off,and slowly removes suzy from the wall)

My feet are sticking to the floor with all these donut crumbs...

Hmmm.now who can I plant suzy on,who can I setup?

Wonder what's happened to the fake sheriff,better check that out...

Queen altys been hitting the coffee hard.shes probably planned to the ceiling by now...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Queeny. Giggle.

How did I become Queen? Simple, there were only a few ladies on the original castle thread, and I'm the one that started the whole castle thing so of course I get to be Queen. Geesh.

Now, keep in mind that I'm the one that dubbed you Sheriff dear Stringer.

Just sayin. ;)

Well... (with all respect, of course... ) no that is not how it happen Queen (girly), it was an unanimous decision... I am totally independent from anyone's authority... that was the way it was decided by us original members... so that no one could influence the LAW... and I have seniority... he hee... :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Would a kiss on the cheek be payment enough?

You got me thinkin' sweet. :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You got me thinkin' sweet. :p

Oops... Wrong Thread :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(red tip toes into where a sleeping stringer is snoring his little head off,and slowly removes suzy from the wall)

my feet are sticking to the floor with all these donut crumbs....

hmmm.now who can i plant suzy on,who can i setup?

wonder whats happened to the fake sheriff,better check that out...

queen altys been hitting the coffee hard.shes probably planned to the ceiling by now...

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha... that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm... and many more secret protections... BUSTED... Redy... BUSTED... Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon... where all the bugs are... :D

Suzy will always remain... here where she belongs...

I get filled with donuts and Stringer gets a kiss. How fair is that?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha...that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm...and many more secret protections.....BUSTED....Redy....BUSTED....Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon.....where all the bugs are.....:D

Suzy will always remain...here where she belongs....

Got anymore donuts? :D