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  • May 4, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Alty

    Alty drunk!

    Alty tired!

    Alty should go to sleep before Alty says something that will get her banned.

    Alty is also talking about herself in the third person, that can't be good.

    Alty out.

    Hiccup. :)

    Night all.

    KP dear, I'll dream of you. Muwah (that's a kiss) :)
  • May 5, 2009, 07:05 AM
    Unknown008

    Have a good night Alty.. though it may be morning by now... phew, a tiring day, followed by a heavy downpour. Starnge, I haven't seen Sarah for quite some time now... I wonder where she is?
  • May 5, 2009, 07:44 AM
    mudweiser

    Hello...

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 07:45 AM
    shazamataz

    Muddys back!
    Where have you been hiding?
  • May 5, 2009, 07:50 AM
    adam_89

    Sarah, where have you been, people missed you a lot.

    Sorry, I forgot the proper HELLO EVERYONE!
  • May 5, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Unknown008

    Hello Adam, Shazzy and Sarah! Off for dinner, BRB! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:00 AM
    shazamataz

    Hurry back Unky!
  • May 5, 2009, 08:04 AM
    mudweiser

    Sorry guys.

    But I'm back now.

    What's new?

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 08:06 AM
    Alty

    Morning all!

    My head hurts! :(
  • May 5, 2009, 08:12 AM
    shazamataz

    Not a lot new sadly... I think you really were the life of the party!

    Morning Alty

    *hands Alty a double shot coffee*
  • May 5, 2009, 08:18 AM
    Alty

    Owww! The coffee isn't helping! :(

    I really shouldn't drink.

    I have to ask Sneezy what happened last night. Poor kid, had to deal with tipsy Alty.

    LOL, pay back is a big B little itch. :)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:22 AM
    shazamataz

    Oh dear, drunken phone calls are never good...

    Although I would like a transcript? *wiggles eyebrows*
  • May 5, 2009, 08:26 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Oh dear, drunken phone calls are never good...

    Although i would like a transcript? *wiggles eyebrows*

    You'll have to ask Sneezy for the transcript, I don't remember most of the conversation. ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:26 AM
    mudweiser

    Alty.. drunk? no..

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Alty..drunk? no..

    Sarah

    Ya, the halo slipped last night. ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:31 AM
    shazamataz

    Well... put it to good use and use it as a hula hoop!
    You might be able to shimmy it back up there.
  • May 5, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Well... put it to good use and use it as a hula hoop!
    You might be able to shimmy it back up there.

    It's more of an ankle bracelet Shaz. ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:33 AM
    shazamataz

    Oh dear... that might take a bit of fixing
  • May 5, 2009, 08:36 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Oh dear.... that might take a bit of fixing

    It's okay, it looks kind of nice on my ankle.

    Besides, it slipped of my head many years ago! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:40 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's okay, it looks kinda nice on my ankle.

    Besides, it slipped of my head many years ago! :)

    Alty's lucky she can wear on any part of her body. ;)
  • May 5, 2009, 08:49 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Alty's lucky she can wear on any part of her body. ;)

    :p Except my chest. The halo's too small. :(
  • May 5, 2009, 08:52 AM
    adam_89

    I am so hungry
  • May 5, 2009, 08:52 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    :p Except my chest. The halo's too small. :(

    Wish I had that problem.
  • May 5, 2009, 08:56 AM
    adam_89

    I mean I am really really hungry...
  • May 5, 2009, 08:57 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I mean I am really really hungry....

    Adam. The cure for hunger is food! Just fyi. :p
  • May 5, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Wish I had that problem.

    Trust me, no you don't! :eek:

    Big boobs are a pain in the, well, everything!

    Clothes don't fit right, bras are expensive (if you can find any) and guys never notice the color of your eyes or the fact that you even have eyes. It's sad. :(
  • May 5, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Trust me, no you don't! :eek:

    Big boobs are a pain in the, well, everything!

    Clothes don't fit right, bras are expensive (if you can find any) and guys never notice the color of your eyes or the fact that you even have eyes. It's sad. :(

    That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

    :: pout, pout ::
  • May 5, 2009, 09:02 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

    :: pout, pout ::

    I'd be more then willing to give you half of what I got, just say the word! ;)

    Justy, really, they're not all they're cut out to be. I'd be really happy with a couple of B cups! :)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:03 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

    :: pout, pout ::

    She has F's!! I still remember that .

    Do you donate breast tissue Alty?

    My C's need to be turned into D's :D

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 09:04 AM
    shazamataz

    Yep, I have the big boob curse.
    It sucks :(

    And adam... I just made chocolate chip cookies... they're still warm... mmmmmmmm :p
  • May 5, 2009, 09:04 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    She has F's!!!! I still remember that .

    Do you donate breast tissue Alty?

    My C's need to be turned into D's :D

    Sarah

    I could donate, goodness knows I've got the goods. ;)

    Should I send it to you via fed ex? :D
  • May 5, 2009, 09:06 AM
    mudweiser

    Speaking of breasts...

    Did you know there is this "underground" breast enhancements, where they poke a needle into your boobahs and fill it with silicone or whatever other fillers there are.

    ECK

    Sarah
  • May 5, 2009, 09:07 AM
    Alty

    Muddy, can they reverse the procedure and take stuff out? :)
  • May 5, 2009, 09:10 AM
    mudweiser

    LOL-

    There is such thing as a breast reduction Alt -- with that comes the areola reduction. ;)

    I want to make my areolas porno small. I mean.. they're normal sized and goes with the rest of my rack but porno small looks "neat". Haha-- TMI?

    SarAhh
  • May 5, 2009, 09:12 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's more of an ankle bracelet Shaz. ;)

    Ankle bracelets are sexy. Tho' so are hip hugging "belly chains"...

    Anyone see the movie "mistress of spices" w/ aishwarya rai? Couple of years old. Rental places have it often. Love, love, love her belly chain in that movie... the following YouTube link shows the "sex scene"... which is really not graphic in my opinion... its more sultry seduction than sex... anyway, like the movie, love the chain...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVM32...om=PL&index=44

    *ps... don't let the name fool you... its not a skin movie... it's a romance... not exactly bollywood, but a blend of indian and american indie films I guess*
  • May 5, 2009, 09:14 AM
    kp2171
    Its such a better day today. I r still sick, but I log on and its breast talk Tuesday.

    And sarah is back. Was worried something happened.
  • May 5, 2009, 09:15 AM
    Alty

    Darnit, I can't view it, have to sign up.

    I'll take a look later KP dear. :)

    By the way KP, I think you gave me your sicky, or it's the hangover, not sure which. :(
  • May 5, 2009, 09:17 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    its such a better day today. i r still sick, but i log on and its breast talk tuesday.

    and sarah is back. was worried something happened.

    Breast talk Tuesday, sex talk Wednesday, thigh talk Thursday and Friday is a recap of the weekly events. :D
  • May 5, 2009, 09:17 AM
    kp2171
    Its kind of like this...

    http://www.kinque.com/images/product/large/J1313_lg.jpg
  • May 5, 2009, 09:17 AM
    shazamataz

    Oh, I didn't realise there was a body part for different days... I need a sex talk calendar...

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