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  • Sep 24, 2008, 08:15 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    holy cow. so I was speed-reading the posts to catch up, and somehow got Jesus's story and Guy's story blended, and I had this idea that Jesus's wife was sick and cheated on him. ...so sorry.

    Jesushelper (shortening it to Jesus makes me feel blasphemous), I'm so sorry your wife's sick, but glad she's feeling better. Hope things work out in the end.

    Guy, you know what to do. Hope she cheated on you with some idiot.

    It happens,

    Why not just call me Joe, I like that better... Your right calling somebody else Jesus does seem blasphemous, would not want that.

    Take care and goodnight.
  • Sep 24, 2008, 08:18 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Will do, Joe.

    It's OK. I make people call me God... and it kind of stuck in college.

    ... so half my friends call me God and the other half call me Karma.

    ... I often get the "@sshole" or "jerk" remark... but you win some lose some.

    Good night buddy.
  • Sep 24, 2008, 08:51 PM
    starbuck8

    Oh God help me... my guts are hurting from laughing Sneezer! I'm getting a laughing head cramp! You are silly!!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 08:56 PM
    starbuck8

    Oh I just said that at the wrong time didn't I! I meant I'm still laughing at what Sneezer wrote in Chery's thread! I should have read back first!. sorry!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 08:58 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Ha Ha Ha

    Lol, I knew it.. Just knew it. That is what you get for trying to keep up on so many threads...
  • Sep 24, 2008, 09:05 PM
    starbuck8

    Leave it to me Joe... happens every time! LOL! Open mouth... insert foot!

    I just want to know how I became an Asian Grandmother of a Grandaughter/Grandson? Hahahaha!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 09:09 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Somehow you gave birth to asian children, and they had kids of their own.

    ... but this means you had kids when you were 10... and they had kids when they were... 6... or something like that.

    Anyway, night night for me. Long day ahead tomorrow.
  • Sep 24, 2008, 09:20 PM
    starbuck8

    10? Wow! Those must be the yrs I blocked out! LOL!

    G'nite Grand... uhmmm... son?. daughter? Hmmmm... so confuuused!

    Confusious say... It's all a bad dream!

    Sleep tight Sneezer Weezer!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 10:28 PM
    Alty

    Wait, if Starby is Sneezy's grandma, and I'm his Aunt, does that make me Starby's daughter? I'm confused. ;)
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:08 PM
    magprob

    YouTube - Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:18 PM
    Alty

    Hey Mag, how you doing? ;)

    Aroooooooo! :)
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:19 PM
    starbuck8

    Yes Alty... now I'm vewy vewy kafuffeled!



    YouTube - Jungle Love

    Hi Mag!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:22 PM
    Alty

    You're kafuffled? Starby, I don't know whether I'm coming or going. Ooops, did I just give someone ammo? Coming or going? Oh no, wait for it! ;)
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:26 PM
    Alty

    Okay, I've got to go to bed, it's been a long day.

    Night all. Starby, call me tomorrow, k? :)

    M, have a beer for me, I'll have my usual, make it two, or a keg, heck, just keep them coming till I fall over. :)

    Night! :)
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:46 PM
    starbuck8

    Nitey night Alty!

    You want to know what's evil? Puters EVIL! Doesn't like me... waaaaahhhhhhh! ::sniff::
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:51 PM
    friend4u178
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    nitey night alty!!

    You want to know what's evil? Puters evil!! Doesn't like me......waaaaahhhhhhh!! ::sniff::

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  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:53 PM
    starbuck8

    I think Puter just bit me back for hitting him with a hammer again Batman! Maybe order an extra pint at the pub for puter so he calms down!
  • Sep 24, 2008, 11:58 PM
    friend4u178

    Will do starby , OK Im off.

    Night night :)
  • Sep 25, 2008, 12:08 AM
    starbuck8

    G'day Batman! Don't get a speeding ticket in the Batmobile! :D
  • Sep 25, 2008, 01:05 AM
    Unknown008

    I am hearing of grandsons and grandaughters? Well, I have an asian background... is it possible that... :eek: !

    No, that probability is very low, I'll wake up in a moment, better, I'll wake up now. *pinch* Ouch! Do we feel pain in dreams? If that's really possible, then... I'll be the grandson of starby, brother of sneezy, plus nephew of Alty, wow, what a lot:p!
  • Sep 25, 2008, 01:29 AM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by me
    Starby, tu parles le francais maintenant? Sauf que ce n'est pas fameux. Ce devait etre : "Comment me trouvez vous maintenant?" :)

    I meant : Starby, you're talking French now? Except that it is not so good. It should have been :"Comment me trouvez vous maintenant?" :)

    I'll add that after some time, I came to the conclusion that you had used a dictionary. 'do' is not necessaarily 'font'. I do english to french translations in my french paper, and I can tell you that there are some tricky things.;) C U Later!!
  • Sep 25, 2008, 05:11 AM
    bigbird213

    Morning all...

    Up earlier than I expected to be... roommate's alarm woke me up and keeps going off because he won't wake up.. I only hope that he's missing something important right now... erg
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:15 AM
    startover22
    Yup... that would really PO me off... LOL
    Oh good morning!
    I hope you all are well... and OK... and surviving.
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:35 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hello everyone. Just got home... with lunch.

    ... did I say lunch? Yes. It's 1030pm here... and I'm eating my lunch I made around 1pm.. . a busy busy day.
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:37 PM
    Stringer

    Keep thinking about all that success coming Sneeze... you'll get it.
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:38 PM
    Alty

    Sneezy's back. Yay Sneezy. Lunch? I just had dinner, my first meal of the day, so I know where you're coming from. :)
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:41 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I FEEL the success coming stringy. I FEEL it. I've set a revenue goal... and I was to reach it by the end of this year... and I've already reached it, consistently, for the past week, so I'm thinking this is a good thing.
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:45 PM
    Alty

    Wow, way to go Sneezy. This calls for a celebration. Beers for everyone. Cheers. :)
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Alty

    Okay kids, I got to scat. Survivor premier tonight. I've got my beer, the kids are in bed, it's all good. :)

    I'll be back later.

    Sneezy, if you're still up in two hours, email me, I'll call, if you aren't to beat or busy. :)

    Alty out for now. :)
  • Sep 25, 2008, 07:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Ciao alty

    ... don't scat too much.
  • Sep 25, 2008, 08:00 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I FEEL the success coming stringy. I FEEL it. I've set a revenue goal...and I was to reach it by the end of this year...and I've already reached it, consistently, for the past week, so I'm thinking this is a good thing.

    Great Sneeze, I am proud of you... seriously my friend.:)

    Night all... tomorrow. (-"-) ZZZZzzzzzzz
  • Sep 26, 2008, 12:09 AM
    starbuck8

    Batman!. time to pack up and leave for the weekend! :D Can you order a round and I'll be there soon?
  • Sep 26, 2008, 12:49 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I am hearing of grandsons and grandaughters? Well, i have an asian background..... is it possible that....

    No, that probability is very low, i'll wake up in a moment, better, i'll wake up now. *pinch* Ouch! Do we feel pain in dreams? If that's really possible, then..... i'll be the grandson of starby, brother of sneezy, plus nephew of Alty, wow, what a lot:p!

    :eek::eek:... All these kids I've never known about!. so confused! So let me get this straight? When I had way too many drinks... I had kids that had kids, and now I have one grandson that is an Asian Boy/Girl that wants his mother to turn into a duck, and another half Asian Grandson that lives on a Island somewhere near the Indian Ocean, and lets his half brother talk him into silly games to screw around with me.

    My Momma lives in Germany, and makes sure my favourite dress is always clean, and gives me all the hugs and kisses I need... and loves me the BEST! :p I have a sister that likes to flirt with everyone, and gets me into twouble all of the time, and she always talks about this guy named Wiggy! I have a brother in Australia, that sends me kangaroo's by UPS, another brother that likes to torment me and throw me in mud puddles, and get my dress dirty and pull the bow out of my hair, a sister-in-law named Marta who just can't control my big meanie brother.

    Then I have a sister that's a biker chick!. she gets lost when she's driving, and we can't find her sometimes. She steals my pencils and paper all of the time! I have this other sister that likes to bake me cakes and cookies! :) She tells me not to get in twouble, but I don't listen to her. But then we sometimes have this "Guy" that has a Big Bird, that sometimes swoops down and grabs my cookies that my sister made off the window sill!. but once in awhile this "Bear" comes and scares off the Guy and his Bird. Then there's this hot girl that calls herself Chicky... I think she may be my daughter?. oh oh... Sneezy... you could be in big twouble!

    What a dysfuntional family we have! I like it! :p
  • Sep 26, 2008, 02:24 AM
    albear

    ... just... wow, lol
  • Sep 26, 2008, 03:32 AM
    Unknown008

    Hi there Albear:)! And anyone in here, though I doubt it...

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starby
    What a dysfuntional family we have!! I like it!!

    Me too! That means I may have more... Chicky as a sister, Rebbie and Starty as aunt, a grand grand momma in Germany, a hero batman as uncle... more :eek:, an uncle and an 'aunt-in-law' (does that exist;)?) wowowowowow, lol!
  • Sep 26, 2008, 03:45 AM
    albear

    Hi unknown, how are you today
  • Sep 26, 2008, 03:48 AM
    Unknown008

    Fine, revising... having a break just now.
  • Sep 26, 2008, 07:22 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I am hearing of grandsons and grandaughters? Well, i have an asian background..... is it possible that....:eek: !

    No, that probability is very low, i'll wake up in a moment, better, i'll wake up now. *pinch* Ouch! Do we feel pain in dreams? If that's really possible, then..... i'll be the grandson of starby, brother of sneezy, plus nephew of Alty, wow, what a lot:p!

    Unky... you are young enough to be my son... an admirable venture... hee hee:eek:
  • Sep 26, 2008, 08:14 AM
    Alty

    Stringer, I think I'm young enough to be your daughter. ;) :)

    Okay, so I'm Starbys and Stringers sister, Sneezy's Aunt, but because Sneezy is Starby's grandaughter that makes me? I'm confused. :(

    albear, where do you fit in? ;)
  • Sep 26, 2008, 08:45 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    But then we sometimes have this "Guy" that has a Big Bird, that sometimes swoops down and grabs my cookies that my sister made off of the window sill!...but once in awhile this "Bear" comes and scares off the Guy and his Bird.

    I think I'm the one scaring people :(

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