Oh thanks I feel much better now that I know if your going to shot me you'll shoot me in the face, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
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Oh thanks I feel much better now that I know if your going to shot me you'll shoot me in the face, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Ok, done... I am not even shooting bullets... they are blanks... ya big ole baby!
Well you could have told me that before I fell on the floor dramatically, now I look sillyQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
LMAO!! albear, LMAO
Goodafternoon Albear, and Start and everyone. (;
Take care and just wanted to say hello. I am staying out of the line of fire, hee hee.
Joe
Well, Joe, nice to see you! Hope you all feel better, I am off to fix my puter. Hugs to you and the Super Fam!
I am cleaning right now. Trying to organise things better while everyone is sleeping.
Meeee toooo, I got my whole kitchen done, threw things out... I even cleaned all cupboards inside and out... headed to the laundry room/tool room/pantry yesterday, finished that too, now for the ugly part, all my stuff I thought I needed but haven't touched in a very very very long time
Then I will get to the normal cleaning such as... bathrooms and floors... busy busy
Starting now!
Is that what you call those things... I saw them, they have little figures that move around in this little box. Talkin' to me too it was, but when I asked it a question... they didn't answer me...Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Funny, you know... hee hee, "snort" (sorry), I even looked behind one of 'um, just out of curiosity you understand, just to see if there really wasn't "little people" runnin' around in there.. he he.
Well... there weren't any "little people" and I was disappointed Bear... Can't seem to understand how they do that. I didn't even find any SOCKS, you know, the kind they use for hand puppets! I guess I spent a couple hours lookin' at this here thingy trying to figure it out... :D :D
Dear Start, I wish I had your energy. I have about 20 boxes in the flat that have not been opened for at least 10 years - what ancient treasures there might be...Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
At least you don't need to pay for your exercise as the lady who just wrote:
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the darling dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape because I was a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brad, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!
The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Brad waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo! Brad gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Brad was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!
It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Brad was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for early in the morning. When he scolds me, he gets this
Nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Brad put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a mchine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Brad told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.He said some other crap too.
THURSDAY:
Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes. Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny idiot to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY:
I hate that Brad more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little punk; if there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain; I would beat him with it. Brad wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY:
Brad left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice, made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services tod ay so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds.
Hope I made your day a little brighter Start.
Love,
Cher
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LMAO, Chery... tooooooo cute!
Ohhhh Chery, you did, you sure did. Thanks baby! You are wonderful! Hugs and love to all!
LOL your sense of humor is a breath of fresh air CHERY!! LOL LOL Hello EVERYONE!!
HI you Shattered! Just looking over some stuff on the Desk... sitting in the big room with the wood stove on... I am comfy and don't want to move! LOL
Hi shattered long time no speak, hope all is well with you :)
albear! Hey you, hope all is well!
Chery! I am laughing so hard!! That is hilarious!
Hello everyone!!
I am going to answer your new post later, AK I love that idea, you are going to make me fit and healthy! LOL... hope you are well, hugs!
Got off work... can't seem to settle down and go to bed... what the heck? Uggghhhh!
It is 3 am and guess who is still up. Lol. ME.
Yeah... 2:15 here, and like an idiot... still up and reading the desk... crazy.
Welp, slept in till ten... and that felt great! Got lot's on my list for spring cleaning... I am going to make the little ones do the windows, they love that job! LOL
Lol, you're a proper slave driver start
Ya right albear... if I were, then my back wouldn't hurt and I wouldn't be so tired... LOL
Oh... and HI!
You say that to make us feel sorry for you, we know who really does all the work
And hi back
Oh my goodness, albear, are you out to get me sweet heart? I didn't do anything to you...
Meanie! Going now, getting it all done... by myself the boys are too busy playing with their new hopt wheels track, and I got to start or it won't get done... Hugs! Even though you are being mean to me!
Lol, now your trying to get me to feel sorry for you, I know who's really playing with the hot wheels,
Lol, cya later
Blah!!
Hello everyone!
I haven't talked to rae, cap, albear or joe in a while.
Just wanted to check up on you and say hello.
I hope everything is going well
And I hope I catch up with you sometime SOON!
Hi...
Long time no see...
HI firm! I haven't seen you in forever either!Quote:
Originally Posted by firmbeliever
How are you? Good I hope!!
Hi Kae,
Missed you lots too:)
I am good... as always,my internet is not,which is why I am not on for too long here.
It keeps timing out on me.
Good to be here long enough to say hi to all of you..
Shattered,
Its been a long time... I miss seeing you.
And Capt,
Where have you been?
It has been a while,thought of you a few days back when I came across an article on global warming!lol
Tusc,
I hope you are enjoying your break!
Bear,Stringer,Joe,Start,Rae,.
Have a good weekend!
Hi Firmy... HI! Working here, just got both of the bathrooms cleaned of all the bathroom stuff I never ever use, getting Jesse's bed in the truck for goodwill, and a few other items, can't wait to get it all done, the outside will be done today too... just taking a small break to say hello!
If you want it... you got it... if you want it... BABY you got it... OMGosh please remind me not to teach Jett how to dance, I forgot how silly I looked when I tried, the poor little guy!
EDIT:::::
Damn, I totally double posted, sorry guys! :)
Start slipped up lol
Way too quick to point that out albear...
That's OK, I can take it!
Going to go work again!
OK, I wait a little longer next time,lol
Have fun at work
Hi start,Bear,
I was just about to get off when I noticed your posts.
Start is as busy as always... nothing new there.;)
Too true firmy too true
Hi by the way,:)
Too bad you guys couldn't just run over to help me... :(
Firmy... HI sweet stuff
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