Lol we should work on that then... I like the new avatar though hahaha

Thanks it came with my new title. It's easy to get frustrated.

I think here in the bin we have advanced from Kool Aid to something a little stronger, LOL

I don't blame you... sometimes it seems like the only way you can get through these hot days...

*BLONDE LOGIC*
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida ?????"


*CAR TROUBLE*

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


*SPEEDING TICKET*

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
Nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"
*RIVER WALK*
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
Sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
Shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


*AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE*

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
That her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
Screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She
Pushed her knee and screamed;
Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
Touched made her scream.
The do ctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."


*KNITTING*

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
*BLONDE ON THE SUN*
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said , "So what? We're going to be the first on the
Sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn
Up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're n ot stupid, you know. We're
Going at night!"


*IN A VACUUM*

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
Name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


*FINALLY, T HE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!*

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded
by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her
friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO.. " answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

How do you tell the new secretary is really a blonde: White-out on the monitor

Oh, Rich, that is so old. I quit using my white out on my monitor years ago, it gave me away.

Sorry. Here:

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

Duh... who's the blonde now. I didn't see that last one in your line...

Blonde Cops
A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" She shuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Thank goodness I am Indian. Dark hair green eyes. I have nothing to worry about right?
Poor blonds. HEHEHHEHE

I was a blonde for years.

I'm so glad I switched to being a redhead.

I always did picture you as a red head anyway. How is your evening/night?

Meh.

I got my eyes checked, and he dilated them, so I've been hiding half under blankets with the lights dimmed, unable to focus on anything for most of the evening.

Heading to bed now.

Have a good night!

You too. Good night.

Morning you'uns!

Morning Nos. Sorry I ran off last night, the power went out with a storm.

I was born blonde with green eyes then turned Auburn, and now I fight to stay chestnut with red highlights... lol.

Good morning all. Im in a terrific mood this morning as my entire office is practically gone, I got a steal on a brand new dual electric breastpump last night at Marshalls (30 bucks compared to 200), and I get to see Harry Potter in T-minus 11 hours and counting... WOo HOO!

And here I was going to apologize for running off to work without saying anything. Guess we can call it even :)

YAY Al!!

Great to see you in such a good mood. I am thinking of taking little J to see Harry today. He can't decide between that or the zoo.

If you go to the zoo, make sure to tell him how awesome the Capuchins are.

Oh, we love monkeys!!

Lol... I would think it would be very scary for his age, but then I don't know your son well enough... my nephew wouldn't flinch, but my son would... lol. It's a very dark book.

He isn't too scared of movies, just things like clothes. LMAO he was scared of his Pirates of the Caribbean shirt he got at christmas.

Lol... someone once compared me to a lemur (long story don't ask) and from then on , I have never lived it down, my friends still use it as a nickname of sorts... im very fond of the lemurs.

J- well each kid has their thing. My son is afraid of dump trucks... he thinks they will pick him up in their claw. LOL... whichever you do will be fun IM sure!

/yawn

I got contacts last night, and today I can't stop blinking.

Giggle... takes some getting used to doesn't it...

I've worn them in the past, but he gave me a new kind, some sort of silicone stuff. They're comfy, and they breathe well... just feels weird.

Morning all - and hugs

I had to take out my belly ring last night. It was hurting like a tooth ache. It has been 5 months and the darn thing hurt the entire time. Hubby, said, that's it... take it out. So out it came :(. Can't say I miss it. I think I was cleaning it too much, and it actually got a chem. Burn. Oh well. I can at least say I had one :). They do like pretty when they heal. Just not on me:(.

Much love and many hugs to you all.

AH.. /hugs. I think mine hurt the entire 1st 6 months too, and I still haven't worked up the guts to change it ever--and it's been 2 years!

Most of the time mine drives me crazy, and I want to take it out--but then I really like it for belly dance performances! I just need to lose weight so that I'm not having it push against the snap of my jeans all the time.

I had to take mine out when I had Connor and it never went back in. now I have a horrible looking scar hole thing, but I can't put a ring in anymore, it sealed up. I may have it re-pierced after this baby...

This made me laugh this morning... I think this may be the long lost twin of my son, who just last night had an in depth conversation with me in the bathroom about penises and vaginas... (which I was totally unprepared for) LoL:

A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By
> > Shannon
> Popkin
> >
> > My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate
> > and
> does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in
> the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window.
> >
> > People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a
> just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the
> volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing
> times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked
> by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last
> week at Costco.
> >
> > Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took
> > Cade
> with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the
> restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from
> the second to the last stall:
> >
> > "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting
> > toiwet
> paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet paper now?
> Mommy, what are you doing? Mommy, are you gonna go stinkies on the potty?"
> >
> > At this point I started mentally counting how many women had
> > been in
> the bathroom when I walked in. Several stalls were full.. 4? 5? Maybe
> we could wait until they all left before I had to make my debut out of
> this stall and reveal my identity.
> >
> > Cade continued, "Mommy, you ARE going stinkies aren't you?
> > Oh,
> dats a good girl, Mommy! Are you gonna get some candy for going
> stinkies on the potty? Let me see doze stinkies, Mommy! Oh .. Mommy!
> I'm trying to see in dere. Oh! I see dem. Dat is a very good girl,
> Mommy. You are gonna get some candy!"
> >
> > I heard a few faint chuckles coming from the stalls on either
> > side
> of me. Where is a screaming newborn when you need her? Good grief.
> This was really getting embarrassing. I was definitely waiting a long
> time before exiting.
> >
> > Trying to divert him, I said, "Why don't you look in
> > Mommy's
> purse and see if you can find some candy. We'll both have some!"
> >
> > "No, I'm trying to see doze more stinkies. Oh! Mommy!" He
> started to gag at this point. "Uh oh, Mommy. I fink I'm gonna frow up.
> Mommy, doze stinkies are making me frow up!! Dat is so gross!!" As the
> gags became louder, so did the chuckles outside my stall. I quickly
> flushed the toilet in hopes of changing the subject. I began to reason
> with myself: OK. There are four other toilets. If I count four
> flushes, I can be reasonably assured that those who overheard this
> embarrassing monologue will be long gone.
> >
> > "Mommy! Would you get off the potty, now? I want you to be
> done going stinkies! Get up! Get up!" He grunted as he tried to pull
> me off. Now I could hear full-blown laughter. I bent down to count the
> feet outside my door.
> >
> > "Oh, are you wooking under dere, Mommy? You wooking under
> > da
> door? What were you wooking at, Mommy? You wooking at the wady's feet?"
> More laughter. I stood inside the locked door and tried to assess the
> situation.
> >
> > "Mommy, it's time to wash our hands, now. We have to go
> > out
> now, Mommy." He started pounding on the door. "Mommy, don't you want
> to wash your hands? I want to go out!!"
> >
> > I saw that my "wait 'em out" plan was unraveling. As I
> sheepishly opened the door, and found an open sink, I thought, Where's
> the fine print on the 'motherhood contract' where I signed away every
> bit of my privacy?
> >
> > But as my little boy gave me a big, cheeky grin while he
> rubbed bubbly soap between his chubby little hands, I thought, I'd
> sign it all away again, just to be known as Mommy to this little fellow.
> >
> > (Shannon Popkin is a freelance writer and mother of three. She
> > lives
> with her family in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where she no longer uses
> public restrooms.)

Shannon is a great gal!! (I grew up in GR)

I love that story, it is always great for a laugh.

I was rolling at it this morning...

Oh, I LOVE it.

I don't know Shannon personally, but she has a big following in GR.

I bet. I love hearing stories about other people's kids (im sure that isn't only what she writes about) it makes me feel less embarrassed about mine.. LOL.

Good morning guys, don't have much time to catch up. Hope all is well. It is going to be 100 degrees again!

Woo wee hot! We had a cold front move through so I think we are sitting at 75/80 right now. But it is also raining... lol

100, where are you again start? It will only be in the mid 80s here, that is unusual for Tenn, but we have rain here too. I guess we won't be going to the zoo today.

It's cooler here today... only 80 for a high.

I'm in a turtleneck and jeans here at work, though... the AC blasts at about 50 all day!

I hate it when the office is so cold you have to wear winter clothes in summer.

Yes, I remember working in our office in Alaska and In the winter I would have the fan on full blast and the summer I would wear 10 layers. "just in case"... Sorry Synnen.