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  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:11 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darn, you're good. I guess I underestimated you! My bad. ;)

    We could go to the water fall, the lake is beautiful, a bit cold, but nice. No need for a suit, we can go nakie! :)

    Okay, believe it or not, I am keeping it PG. Ask M. :eek:
    Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:12 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(
    Not really, I'm a girl! :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:13 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Not really, I'm a girl! :D
    If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:
    Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

    How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

    See what you can do with that. :cool:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:16 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

    How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

    See what you can do with that. :cool:
    Cross my legs and cringe... that's what I can do with that!

    But there is a comment there about a um... foot-long. ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:19 PM
    mudweiser

    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
    That's so sad. :(
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:21 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
    :eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:22 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    :eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!
    And every guy that reads that will cross his legs... OUCH! :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Cross my legs and cringe....that's what I can do with that!

    But there is a comment there about a um....foot-long. ;)
    LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

    A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Hehe, Stringer, they think you are the gassy party... Oops... guess who smelt it dealt works ;)
    YouTube - Funny Fart
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:24 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

    A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p
    Oh damn... on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Oh damn....on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?
    Alrighty then! :)

    If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:29 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Alrighty then! :)

    If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D
    Hand... or some other part... :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:31 PM
    mudweiser

    Haha good joke Alty.

    I have one I bookmarked.

    Penis Joke:

    Dear Management,

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    1- I do physical labor
    2- I work at great depths
    3- I plunge head first into everything I do
    4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
    5- I work in a damp environment
    6- I don't get paid overtime
    7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    8- I work in high temperatures
    9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    1- You can not work 8 hours straight
    2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
    5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
    8- You will retire well before you are 65
    9- You are unable to work double shifts
    10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
    11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

    Sincerely,
    The Management

    Sarah [hehehe! ]
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Alty

    LMAO! I love it Muddy!

    I'm copying that and sending it to all my friends! :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah

    Uhmmmm... no better not LOL :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:47 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You have a strange sense of fun! :(

    Clowns are evil!
    I agree Alty! I stepped away and came back to catch up on the happenings and saw that freakish clown. :eek:

    That was a horrible thing to do Sarah!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:50 PM
    mudweiser

    Sowie NM :(

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Uhmmmm..........................no better not LOL :eek:
    You and me both M. You and me both. :o

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