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I'm so TIRED!!
But I promised my neighbor I would sit up at her house with her kids while she got landry done (at the landromat) so I got to wait for her to get home in about 30 minutes then let her do like 3 loads. At least she has cable though :) I don't, so it will be nice :D
See, I'm the same way. People can hang out with me for years, and still never know me.
I don't like talking about my feelings with friends, except really, really close ones.
I make the mistake of telling a friend I like a guy (that she dated 4 times over 2 years ago), she's excited for me and whatnot...
And then does this 360: tells me he's not right for me, he likes me but she doesn't think it's a good match... so she goes to his work and tells him I don't like him. He stops talking to me, and she GLOATS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE that she spent the entire day with him and "had SO MUCH FUN!"
The first guy I've been interested in since me and my ex broke up, and she had to ruin it for no reason at all besides her being jealous.
I'm just angry.
Boom boom POW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Trust me... it works... lol
Nah, basically, it was her jealousy that made her do this... and she did date this guy 4 times over 2 years... so who broke up with whom there? If she did it, then I guess it's a little better for you to like him, but if be broke up with her, that's against the rules. Still, what she did wasn't right. Very immature
This is what I would do...
Eyedrops in her coffee... the next time she goes out on a date.
... 4 drops in a cup of coffee... explosiveness achieved.
Really? Eyedrops in coffee? Hmmm... Interesting... very interesting...Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Yeah. Ingesting a couple drops of eyedrops... will wreck your system for 5 - 6 hours.
... I mean, DON'T DO THAT! THAT'S AWFUL!
... ::snickers::
SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM! EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
She was like, "Well, Torrie, he just wants to sleep you, I think!" And I was like, "OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT MUST HAVE STOPPED YOU FROM DATING HIM 4 TIMES, RIGHT?!"
And she has a boyfriend. She's had a boyfriend since right after she broke up with the guy. So they've been dating 2 years, and the new boyfriend doesn't like her ex.
GAH. It's just maddening. I mean, she told me she was jealous of me once, but I didn't really take it to heart, or take it really seriously.
WELL I DEFINITELY KEEP TABS NEXT TIME.
Sorry. I'm just so irritated.
I'm going to do what Lloyd does in Dumb & Dumber... put some Xlax in her tea... "You're a regular girl. I want you to stay regular. BUWAHAHAAHA!!"
On a lighter note, I played MLB: The Show for the first time.
Let's just say I PWNED everyone. That's right. Bring it on.
Hehe.. evil people... then again, toilet humor goes a long way these days...
Just don't go overboard with the Xlax...
Or don't go over the ISneezeFunny recommended dosage of eyedrops... ;)
Maybe I'll just tell her boyfriend she has crabs, but is afraid to tell him.
Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not THAT mean...
... not yet, anyway.
Oooo Oooo can I tell him... He will believe it coming from me... lol ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
And yes... I am that mean... :D
"So, are her cold sores gone?"
LMAO... as case of galloping dandruff would scare him off her I'm sure :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Naughty girl Torrid :cool:
Sneezy (I wasn't looking at the keyboard, and I originally typed Snexxy, lol)
I love how your pickup lines double as relationship crushing one-liners.
You should write a book!
Lol Friend, I'm a good girl!
... sometimes.
My buddies call me a homewrecker. :(
And you can call me snexxy anytime.
... minus the n...
That was a pick up line? Damn!
Sneezy, how do you do it? How do you get all those ladies with such... umm... interesting.. lines...
It's all about the "look"...
Wait for it... wait for it..
BLAM! *tilts eyebrow*
The look. You're welcome.
Don't worry Sexxy [;)], my friends call me Megatron.
Why? Because I apparently don't seem to care much about anyone. Compliment? Maybe.
"The Look" can be extremely hot or extremely awkward, depending on if the person is well practiced. Example: Princess Single Man.
Awesomeness... so its all in the look... nice...Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
I'll have to try that look someday... just for fun... sound like a sure thing... :)
BlackyVY, if you pull off the look, the women will be swooning all over you! It's like a tractor beam...
I get to go get my eyes checked tomorrow... I'm really looking forward to them telling me my vision still sucks, is getting worse, and I have to get thicker lenses.
YES!
Wow... thicker lenses...
Sounds like fun... a friend of mine had massively thick lenses... we used to use it to read the dictionary... :)
Hmmm I don't think my fiancé will be too happy if I use the look in that case... might just save it for a rainy day... there is only one girl I want to attract with my tractor beam.. :)
Oh, well, then just practice "The Look" on her! She won't mind. ;)
Yeah, my lenses could start fires on Mars. They are so thick. They barely fit into the frames. x_x
Thank God for contacts. Really.
Yeah... I'll try "The Look" on her... wish there was a YouTube video about it, so I could watch that and try it. That video would get soooooo many hits... Lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Fire on Mars hey? Sounds good... well my smile can start a fire on the Sun... you can see it, its still going now.. :D
I still have a baby tooth. LOL.
So I have a little gap. BAH BABY TOOTH BAH!
Awww baby tooth... soooooo cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Peek-a-boo... I see you... who's a good baby... YOU ARE!. :D
This made me giggle. I don't know what that says about me. But I did giggle. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
The baby tooth is never coming out on its own, that's the killer. But most people don't notice it, so it's all good. What will have to happen is I'd have to get it pulled, a fake one put in, and then get braces before I could start fires on the sun.
Well, that's not completely true: my teeth are still very white, thank you!
Haha... you giggled... you giggled when I called you a baby... you will now be called Baby Torri... enjoy... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
I don't like going to the dentist... I have white teeth, but not because of them. I don't like the drill thing... yuck... its worse because I have bad sinus...
Anyway, I'm sure Baby Torri has nice baby teeth... so cute... :D
Hi all. Sorry I was MIA, I was... um... working. Yeah. That's it.
Mate, you can't improve on "The look"... its too strong already... any stronger and it will start attracting guys!! :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
My milkshake DOES bring 95% of the girls to the yard... and about 32% of the boys.
... I got to change the recipe or something...
Hey, leave my baby tooth alone! It gives me more personality and character... although I'm not quite sure I need anymore of that... xD
Sure Sneezy... "working"... pish posh...
I've never had to beat girls off me. I'm pretty sure I never want to. Awkward.
Haha... that's one hell of a milkshake... I don't think the world can handle its raw power... water it down a little... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Haha.. I'm not making fun of the baby tooth Baby Torri... its just cute...Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
I'm sure it does give you more personality... it's a little bit of your youth that refuses to let go... :)
Not sure about the Baby tooth thing myself... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
You crack me up M... :D
:D:):cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
I'm adorable, thank you very much!
Sans the buck teeth. :)
I think you guys are just jealous that you don't have a lingering baby tooth, or a knot in your butt from getting a splinter when you were in pre-school and had to go the ER to get it cut out...
Yep. Jealousy.
I don't believe the knot in the Butt story... pictures would be required :D
Damn... its too obvious isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
We thought we could act normal so you wouldn't see how jealous we were... but you saw right through the act... I'm sorry...
I'm just soooo jealous...
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