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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Beer? There's beer here?

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Of course there's beer here. I don't go anywhere unless there's beer.

Welcome to the hotel. Don't worry, no vampires here! ;)

You have no idea how good that looks!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Alty has the concession on all the beer on this thread...hee hee. Warning...careful....:)

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Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

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::cough:: ::cough:::cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

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Not true! you turned me into a newt :eek:

Mark, we just got busted, the vampire thread is closed.

Darnit, I just can't stay out of trouble. Oh well, what's a girl to do?

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Originally Posted by albear

not true!, you turned me into a newt :eek:

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But you got better LOL ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

But you got better LOL ;)

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:D yep,

Damm it friend that was my line

M! Bear! You're ruining my rep. Bad boys! Bad, bad boys!

I did not turn you into a newt Bear, that was an accident, get over it!

M, honey, sweetie, snookie, did you get something stuck in your throat? Hmmmm?

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

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s'all right friend I'm glad someone got the joke :)
Good night all, I'm out

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

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Not to mention totally relevant in some way, shape or form.

Yup, we're on the ball when it comes to the vampires on AMHD. Darnit though, I hate getting busted, especially because I can't flirt my way out of it with Chuck. Or can I? Chuck, you here, do I have a shot at getting out of the bad book? ;)

Great, now I'm in deeper doo doo. :(

Me and my big mouth.

NO COMMENTS!!

What trouble have you kids gotten yourselves into now? Geeezz, I leave for a few hrs. and now we have Vampires? Where?. what?. How? Do I need to bring a cross?. garlic?. cash?. bandaides? Is anyone here?. anyone still breathing?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

What trouble have you kids gotten yourselves into now?? Geeezz, I leave for a few hrs., and now we have Vampires? Where?....what?....How? Do I need to bring a cross?....garlic?......cash?.....bandaides? Is anyone here?.....anyone still breathing?

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Eh, a good history book should suffice.:D

I'm here!

It's not my fault this time, I blame Mark, yup, I was lead astray, it was horrible, poor sweet little me, can you imagine? Oh the horror. ;)

You are buying this, right?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm here!

It's not my fault this time, I blame Mark, yup, I was lead astray, it was horrible, poor sweet little me, can you imagine? Oh the horror. ;)

You are buying this, right?

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Oh absolutely ::chuckles::

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Eh, a good history book should suffice.:D

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Are you going to hit the vampire with the book? Is it a wooden book in the shape of a stick? I don't think so! ;)

These kids today, first they want to know if their private parts are big or small enough, now they want to be vampires. What's coming next?

I need a beer, these teens are driving me wacko!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Oh absolutely ::chuckles::

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Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:

Allo errone!

... let me say... I had one... long... day... urg.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:

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:D :D


Hi sneezy , rough day at the office?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

allo errone!

...let me say...I had one...long...day...urg.

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Ya, I know. How does your butt feel? Ooops. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What's coming next?

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Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus... that are vampires... with penis envy.

M, "long day" doesn't even begin to explain. Alty's right. I feel like I got violated by a ten foot pole... and it's a personal preference that I don't like being violated by anything other than a petite woman.

Had a "surprise" inspection today.

The WONDERFUL thing about my county is... during a surprise inspection, the restaurant is to close.. . they came at NOON.. . there goes our lunch crowd.

Another wonderful thing is that we're not supposed to have food out in the kitchen. NO FOOD IN THE KITCHEN? That's right. Food is supposed to stay in the walk-in freezer. So, when a customer orders, the cooks go into the kitchen, gets the food out, then cooks it. Well, during lunch/dinner rushes, we keep the food out, instead of going back and forth into the freezer, then we properly place the food into the freezer after the rushes.

Nope, the dude came during lunch rush. So... "there's food out...that's 10 points"... "there's trash on the tables...that's 5 points"...

I failed my first inspection. There will be a re-inspection next week.. . but oh boy.

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus....that are vampires.....with penis envy.

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Don't forget the large vaginal lips. ;)

Okay, sorry kids, you had to be there! :D

I'm too old to read most of their posts, they hurt my head.

Hi, I'm like interested in this like guy at like school and I want to know if he like likes me. So, um, do you think he like does, cause I don't like know. Like really! Oh, I also don't like go to my english classes cause I like don't like them, so like why should I? But the guy I like like does go to clasees, so like do you like think like he likes me?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Vampire link please? What the..? Are you guys talking 'bout?

Read this you guys! I'm ROFLAMO!

Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph

Sneezy, do you need a hug? I told you to bribe him, you just don't listen!

Never mind... found it! ;)

Sounds like cr*p to me sneezy , what wankers!!

Alty I'm not even going to ask about the Uhmmm Lips :eek:

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

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Link ?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

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If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

link ?

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Attachment 16396

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ml#post1514638

Cheers mark , I'll take a look

Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p

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Yes, I gave you a greenie for that comment.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)

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Of course alty :)

That was quite funny

I actually thought I was going to catch hell over that comment since I received an infraction for cartooning up a dirty word.

Mark, believe me, you can't get into more trouble then I already have. Follow me kid, you'll never be the same. ;)

Be good M. ;)