:( awwww. If you ask our little Friend next time he hops on here- I am a cannibal spyder and will suck out your brains!! Waaa haa haaa
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:( awwww. If you ask our little Friend next time he hops on here- I am a cannibal spyder and will suck out your brains!! Waaa haa haaa
Go on! Git! Go get trashed :)
I have to ask...
... when have spyders ever been known to NOT eat their own?
... if that was towards me, you just gave me carte blanche.Quote:
Originally Posted by spyderglass
Will do cap'n.
I'll be nursing a scotch on my balcony.
NEVER! That's my point. Only he won't let me eat out his brains unless I have my way with him :(
... heeheeQuote:
Originally Posted by spyderglass
I was talking to Mr.Pre-vert, but you get trashed too! I can't- I have baby duty and according to 12 steps I shouldn't even drink.
Alcohol always gave me a headache anyway
G'night everyone.
ROFLMAO!! Hahahahahahaha!! Would you? I would like to be there for that please! :p;) Give HIM a kiss on the cheek and your number for good measure! You could sign mine, but please leave room to write... get your sorry A$$ down to your sisters, and I will take care of your groupies! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
A pre-vert spidey? Nooooo... not Sir Beer-a-lot! He's a post-vert! Were you being bad Batman?Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Sorry guys! I could put these into one post, but puter thinks "chillin" is fun! :rolleyes: I have to take what I get, and see if it works! Missed everyone again! :( I have to comment while I can!
Congrats on your full member status Dutchess! :)
Sneezy Weezy... get some sleep! Don't dream of wings!. ANY kind of wings you cheater! Chickens are for wussy's! You know you like the nakie Duck!
Hey, I've created a new game! It called Dunkin for Greenies! You know you waaannnaaa! Ready... set... go!! :p
Would you like to borrow one of mine Spydey? Lets see M. Over time it's been... Francine, Franny, Frannypants,. uhmmm... Batman,. oh he was Spiderman for awhile, Deputy Dawg, and his newest is Sir Beer-a-lot! ( I might have missed some names :p) I change them up just fer fun! LOL! Ohhhh, I have been wondering... why has no one but me been taking care of Kevin and Skippy? Spidey... maybe that should be your Dutchess duties! Kevin and Skippy are the kangaroo's I received via UPS from Sir Beer-a-lot! They make a big mess wherever they go, and they break the precious vases in the castle! :eek: Could you help with their training? They keep of zapping me from a Queen to a Duck, so I just have no time for kangaroo's! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by spyderglass
Hi everyone. Here for a sec only. Hope everyone's finer than me. My nose stopped running since morning, thank god! But still having occasional cough. Ok, no more time, see you later! Tomorrow! Same time, well two hours before that time's post.
'cuse... me... that was a litlle general to say the least... haha:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by spyderglass
Good morning friends;)
Good morning my fair lady...
Hi stringer sweet sweet man that gave me a good time in the bathroom this morning... LMAO LMAO I took my puter in there (while I did my hair) to watch your funniest video of the day! HAHAHAHA It was a hoot;) I love them both, I always just laugh when I see their faces cause I know they are hilarious.
If I can give you but one fleeting moment of joy my live has achieved its greatest fulfillment my dear. And it makes me happy too.
;)I have to go to work. You are a good man!
Would you Pm me and tell me how work and Martas school is? Please. I can't go back and read like I used to have the time to do... thanks
Have a glorious day Stringer, and everyone else who enters this Castle;)
Ok, I will hon...
Just one more "smile" before you go...
Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day :)
ROFLMAO!. I was reading, and got as far as... "Hi Stringer sweet sweet man that gave me a goodtime in the bathroom this morning........I took my puter in there"... and my puter froze and screen went black! :eek: I sat here thinking... what?. whaaaaattt?. what are Stringy and Starty up to?. noooooooooo... puter :mad:... c'mon puter!. I need to find out what Stringy and Starty are doing!. what is Starty doing in the bathroom?. why has she got puter with her?. what is Stringy doing to her?. ROFLMAO!. See how rumours start kids?? LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Must I defend her honor?
She would never... nope never.
I know my Starty girl is a good girl... but I think that is the first time that my puter freezing on me has given me a good laugh! LOL!
... and don't tell me you wouldn't have died to know if yours froze halfway through that sentence! LMAO!
I am a man of high virtue, and I will always defend a lady's' honor.
This badge gets very heavy sometimes though... as defending some of the others honor can be strenuous.
But, I do have to admit that the timing of your computer was funny... are you sure that that thing hasn't been demonized? :)
Demonized?. it's not my puter... I think someone has cursed ME! LMAO!
Robbery's, Stalkers, TV, Phone connection, anything that is Electronic... Backed up sewer, Broken locks, Overflowing Washing Machine, Vehicle that starts when it wants to,. should I stop now?? LOLOL!
Yes... there may be one more out there that hasn't noticed you as yet... Ooops... too late, I think it just did... LOL!
Sneezy, that was a joke that I absolutely enjoyed! But my imagination went to only being able to crawl on the ground. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a 'vert' as mine hurts like heck most of the time and I wish someone would just rip it out.. Anyone seen Freddie lately?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
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DrJizzle.. looks like you could use a Pampered Chef catalog to search for the right spatula, or get one custom-made.
Chicky.. I just love pumpkin pie, even pumpkin bread. My aunt used to make pickled pumpkin slices and they tasted better than any other pickles. And apple pie with vanilla ice cream is always a winner (except for cherries).
Starby, I just be you bought out the store in green apple and vanilla candles - I promise I'll always be with you in spirit - you know that, my love. I'm sending that good for nothing brother of your's a good kick, so if he walks funny try not the laugh your a$$ off. He really deserves more and I'm certain that he will eventually pay for the crap he pulls off.
Yes Stringer, there are three of us sisters who love you (2 like a brother and 1 as your Momma C) - and are lucky, really lucky, that we got the chance to get to know each other.
Speaking of sisters, does anyone have Allbear's email - send her a message to email me please as I promised her a puzzle too. OOPS, Sorry honey, forgot you are a guy, but still part of my little family!
Friend.. (yup, we do need a nice nickname for you) it would be more fun for you to play your own music, get your own groupies and new boobs to sign - that's what makes life exciting. Well, at least for you guys...
Spydy... with some males, you have to take a long time to have your way with them until you finally find that brain - I bet that's just what they like - the prolonged trip you have to take to get there... It sounds like a pre-arranged plan to get what they want - but they like keeping all 8 boots on and I used to love watching their toes curl, darn it. I'm proud of you for getting clean - and believe me alcohol is the absolute worst!
As for friend's name, how about FB for FriendlyBear or FlyB (short version)- since I'm into the care bears right now? An hour has past as I feel asleep while typing - that's how I get my naps in.. In and out real fast... now my neck hurts and I think I just bit my tongue - darn it.
Hi Unky... your just about as fast as that little mouse on TV... flighty little thing!
Starby... that sounds like you are in another dimension with what those machines are doing to you.. maybe there's a way out - will have to do some research. Stringer, you could stand guard for her once in a while - with OrangeClean in one hand and a fly swatter in the other... I can just picture it now.. hahaha. After all, what's a big brother for?
OK, going to post this before I nod out again. I want to get some rest, but not this way.. wow I really am crispy...
So, I'll say good night for now and let you know how I survived tomorrow.
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I loved the 8 boots comment MommaC- I believe I will opt for the FlyB nickname- I like the fly part in the nickname- he might get caught in my web :)
Hi chery, are you talking about me? because... im a guy, :) lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Ouch albear... Got to go for a bit- I'll hop on later this evening!
We're in the CASTLE! Careful... you can be changed into anything! How the heck do you think I became a duck! :p... and Momma C Rules!Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Magic? either that or somebody had to become a duck and you drew the short straw :DQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
... or you got the shortest... because now yer a girl! LOL!
Noooooo, I never knew anything about drawing straws let alone the consequences
I've got a pretty red dress, some fish nets (not the ones yer thinkin) and some knock them dead high heels, that you can wear to our annual ball. Watch out for Stringer... he'll be the one winking at you in the corner! LMAO!
Help! I need saving here, anybody, starbys scaring me, giving me evil grins. Lol
Starby stop being so mean, :( what did I ever do to you
What can I do to stop you
Muwwaaahahahaha! Into the dungeon my sweet! No one here to save you!! Muwwaaahahahaha! Come here little girl... I've got candy!
Nooooo I refuse, I remember being told to stay away from strange ducks offering you sweets, and especially the ones calling you 'my sweet' and 'little girl',
Strange?. strange you say! Guards! Take her and dangle her head in the moat and let the crocodiles get a whiff, while I decide the punishment for this despicable behaviour!
Lol again with the 'her',
How can I stop this, I presume you want something to stop being mean to me.
I know how about I show you the only pic of me on the desk, promise you'll like it :)
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