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  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:09 PM
    J_9
    Woo Hoo...

    I been where JB wrote this song... in Florida

    YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:11 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Nah, Cap'n Morgan and coke......

    Me loves me some spiced Rum


    YouTube - Jimmy Buffett Sings "Brown Eyed Girl" In The Ultimate Taxi

    I love that tune, but I never connected the two...
    Ahhh, the short bus...
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:12 PM
    J_9
    Capt, I am the ORIGINAL

    Brown Eyed Girl!!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:14 PM
    CaptainRich
    I didn't know that!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:18 PM
    J_9
    Yeah baby, I am it!!

    K, guess I better stop celebrating or I'll never get any sleep or studying for the final.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:20 PM
    J_9
    Time to dance then crash...

    YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:25 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Time to dance then crash...........

    YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise

    I love him and that song!
    You should cut that out!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:28 PM
    J_9
    Wacha going to do if I don't cut that out.

    Oops, I sound really trashy don't I?

    Back to the short bus for me
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:31 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Wacha gonna do if I don't cut that out.

    Oops, I sound really trashy don't I?

    Back to the short bus for me

    YouTube - Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Atitudes - Jimmy Buffett
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:34 PM
    J_9
    One of my favs Rich!!

    Now I need a margarita and a beach and a bikini...

    Sh1t I don't fit in a bikini anymore...
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:37 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    One of my favs Rich!!!!

    Now I need a margarita and a beach and a bikini.........

    Sh1t I don't fit in a bikini anymore....

    Dang! You should know we don't go by fit... We go by finish!
    Hee hee
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:38 PM
    startover22
    Night guys... J and captain, I hope you get much needed rest sweets!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:39 PM
    J_9
    She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

    But not when it was 30 degrees outside
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:40 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Night guys...J and captain, I hope you get much needed rest sweets!!

    Yes... nap time... one eye already closing... ;)
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:40 PM
    J_9
    Night all



    YouTube - Christmas In Dixie By Alabama
  • Dec 6, 2007, 09:40 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

    But not when it was 30 degrees outside

    Oh, I don't know...
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:13 PM
    magprob
    Note – The word "Illuminati" was the predecessor of the two terms Zionism and / or Freemasonry.

    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

    Illuminati Statement

    "We are not going to achieve a new world order without paying for it in blood as well as in words and money."

    Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. in Foreign Affairs (July/August 1995)

    THAT quotation and the following - and many others like them – clearly demonstrate that the words "new world order" are deadly serious and furthermore, have been in use for decades. They did not originate with President George Bush in 1990. The "old world order" is one based on independent nation-states. The "new world order" involves the elimination of the sovereignty and independence of nation-states and some form of world government. This means the end of the United States of America, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights as we now know them. Most of the new world order proposals involve the conversion of the United Nations and its agencies to a world government, complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, global taxation, and numerous other agencies to control every aspect of human life (education, nutrition, health care, population, immigration, communications, transportation, commerce, agriculture, finance, the environment, etc.). The various notions of the "new world order" differ as to details and scale, but agree on the basic principle and substance.

    "The world is governed by personalities very different to what people that cannot see further than their eyes, believe"

    Benjamin Disraeli, Statesman
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:27 PM
    magprob
    Well, it is snowing out side and as I sit here watching it fall past the street lights, I have a deep yearning for a nuclear winter to end all winters. As fate would have it, Iran is no longer on our death and destruction calendar. That truly saddens me. Why can't we just nuke Canada, you know, for practice. It has been a while and I know we need the practice. All the really hot talented Canadian chicks are here in the U.S. anyway. If we're lucky, Rick Moronass will be in Canada instead of LA so that alone will make it all worth while.
    Hey GW, let's do it! I'm bored.
    Canada Nuke
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:34 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - iggy pop - i'm bored official videoclip
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:58 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Tweekers
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:00 PM
    kp2171
    How about we just give bad wedgies to the french canadians?
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:02 PM
    Synnen
    Mag...

    What really scares me about your posts lately is that I've been having conversations with a couple of people IRL about the same topics. New World Order, the whole Federal Reserve thing--are you thinking about the Shadow Government lately too?

    It's just too uncanny to me that within 24 hours of my conversation IRL, you post on the same topic.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:33 PM
    magprob
    Yes, the evil in the world can hardly be over looked. I think we are all feeling the pinch as they take more and more leaving us more and more indebted. We will wake up one day and our country will be completely owned by someone else. It is happening.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:35 PM
    Synnen
    I've always known the revolution would happen in my lifetime.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:46 PM
    magprob
    The private bankers own our congress and the position of president on down. The national debt is 9 trillion dollars. We can never pay it back. The dollar is worth maybe 3 cents. The only way we can ever get out of this mess is to run their a$$e$ off the planet and go back to a dollar backed by something of value. Gold and Silver. Then they can't manipulate it and steal it from us. Every time the fed drops the interest rate our savings decreases that amount, back into their accounts. They have been doing this, stealing our labor and our true wealth since 1912. This is a fact. Not a conspiracy thoery.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 11:56 PM
    magprob
    The income tax and the federal reserve were slipped in one Christmas eve by congress when the congressmen that would have opposed it had left DC to be with their families.
    The income tax is illegal and if the juries are allowed to see the truth, people are acquitted. The problem is, our judicial system is too corrupt to allow that in most case but, it has been happening more and more as of late.
    The Aristocracy owns the major news companies (corporations) Everything you hear is for the most part propaganda. The people on the financial networks don't even know how money really works.
    When the fed prints more and more money, it becomes worth less and less. If you are making $10.00 an hour with inflation that makes it $5.00 an hour. Also, the price of everything else goes up so you pay more for food and clothes and everything else. Why do you think oil is so expensive? Oil is priced in dollars around the globe. Add the oil companies greed to that and it will only continue to go up. Why do you think gold is so expensive? Because next to the dollar, it really is worth something.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 08:54 AM
    startover22
    The thing I don't understand is this...
    Seriously I know nothing about the economy just little bits and of course what Mag shows me here. So Magatory, let me ask you something. Do we turn all of our money we have now into gold? Buy gold through stocks, or what... I mean how in the heck does it work... and if we buy it in stocks, how do we know it is really there.. I am not trusting anymore... not with money and people... they all seem so greedy!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 09:20 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Well, it is snowing out side and as I sit here watching it fall past the street lights, I have a deep yearning for a nuclear winter to end all winters. As fate would have it, Iran is no longer on our death and destruction calander. That truely saddens me. Why can't we just nuke Canada, you know, for practice. It has been a while and I know we need the practice. All the really hot talented Canadian chicks are here in the U.S. anyway. If we're lucky, Rick Moronass will be in Canada instead of LA so that alone will make it all worth while.
    Hey GW, let's do it! I'm bored.
    Canada Nuke

    If I had my vote, it would be France. The new First Lady there has been doing more than renovating the palace and doing needlepoint. Oh, yeah, where was her first trip to??

    I am sick and tired of the wheelers and dealers, and I for one am kind of glad that I know my time is limited on this planet. I feel sorry for my daughter and grandchild though.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_18.gif
  • Dec 7, 2007, 10:14 AM
    magprob
    Chery, France is just fine with me. We need to practise reeking death and destruction so people don't think we have gone soft. We could start the rumour that there is lots of oil under Paris!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 10:16 AM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    The thing I don't understand is this....
    Seriously I know nothing about the economy just little bits and of course what Mag shows me here. so Magatory, let me ask you something. Do we turn all of our money we have now into gold? Buy gold through stocks, or what...I mean how in the heck does it work....and if we buy it in stocks, how do we know it is really there....? I am not trusting anymore...not with money and people...they all seem so greedy!!

    Unless there is a concerted effort by all to shake the fleas off our backs, we will go to a cashless society soon. Everything will be under strict control then.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 10:29 AM
    J_9
    Ah, but I will have cash soon as I start giving shots for a paycheck in 2 weeks. I don't want to be cashless anymore. Been cashless WAY too long!!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 10:57 AM
    magprob
    I want to be sedated.

    YouTube - The Ramones - I wanna be sedated
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:05 AM
    startover22
    Pizza and milkshakes normally do that for me Mag...
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:10 AM
    magprob
    A mind numbing Strawberry milk shake wouldn't be bad ither.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:16 AM
    startover22
    Yummmmmy, and I just had a piece of pizza for breakfast so, I am on my way to heaven! Hee hee
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:25 PM
    magprob
    Spank the Monkey
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:28 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob

    163 mph!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:30 PM
    magprob
    Very Good! I spank my monkey very slow.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:31 PM
    CaptainRich
    188 now and loving it!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:51 PM
    J_9
    53 mph, I like it long and slow

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