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  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM
    Emland
    I find that I talk more about drinks than I actually imbibe.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:27 AM
    alkalineangel
    Never heard of green bamboo is it an older place, hubby might know, but let me tell you the city is exploding. There is a new place every 5 minutes.. lol. They are getting a kohls, and my mother in law is so escited about that... lol!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
    startover22
    Don't drink enough o understand, but I love watching people drink, it is definitely FUN to watch people make fools of themselves, or just have lot's of silly fun!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
    shatteredsoul
    I have never heard of any of those drinks except the blowjob and the red headed slut. I like the blowjobs. LOL that is so funny to say
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:43 AM
    Synnen
    My sister bought me a blowjob (how bad does THAT sound to say?) at my bachelorette party. They made me do that shot no-hands. It was AWFUL, and I couldn't spit it out! UGH!

    Give me Slo Comfortable Screws, every time.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:44 AM
    Emland
    I like the girlie martinis
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:47 AM
    Emland
    I got this hilarious e-mail today with a picture of an old man that says:

    With age comes skills. It's called multi-tasking...

    I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time.

    I'm thinking it doesn't take age - I could do that while pregnant!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:49 AM
    startover22
    That's for sure. Too funny, I love it. What about trampolines, they could do that to you too!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:55 AM
    J_9
    Personally my drink of choice is pepsi. No ice, just ice cold. If I ever put anything in it, which is rare, it would have to be Captain Morgan and a lime.

    I love the joke Em... I did all that while pregnant too.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 11:57 AM
    startover22
    I met my husband on Captain Morgan's mmmmmmm how hot he was...
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:03 PM
    Emland
    I like my soda with no ice as well. I like the new Vanilla Diet Pepsi.

    They serve soda like that in Europe. Cold - no ice.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:13 PM
    startover22
    I like coffee with vanilla creamer or a bottle of room temp water. Love it actually..
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:31 PM
    curlybenswife
    Why put ice with anything it just waters it down lol if I wanted piss tasting coke id buy diet that's what I tell the bar guys hehehehe I was vile to work for when I ran the pub but I had extreamly faithfull staff.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:34 PM
    J_9
    I hate my soft drinks watered down!! I stick my cans in the freezer for about 30 minutes before opening. Nice and COLD!!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:35 PM
    startover22
    Thankgoodness, eh? I loved working at my evening job. I can't wait till Maxy is in school then I will be working and raising kids. Wow, I don't look forward to having to do it all. OMGosh what am I going to do? Do laundry and housework till midnight? Oh crap here I go again
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:37 PM
    Emland
    My husband uses a lot of ice - I don't get it. I want my drink full flavored!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:39 PM
    J_9
    Oh, jeeze Start, it's not that bad. I worked a full time job, went to school full time and was raising kids. Now that was rough, especially at my age, I was 39 - 40.

    Now full time nursing school and raising kids. I can't wait to stop the studying and get to work. Much easier working and raising than studying and raising. LOL
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:44 PM
    startover22
    Oh, well if you say so. I trust you now, so don't steer me wrong... LOL We will see, this part of my life I can fly through, having kids count on me for love and guidance, but other people counting on me and trying to give my kids what they need, well I just don't know. This is probably another thread so sorry guys. Back to the drinks, hmmmm how about a vanilla shake? Have you ever had that with the captain
  • Jun 27, 2007, 12:48 PM
    curlybenswife
    J did you get the cleaning done last night after out 3 hour chin wag lol
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:01 PM
    alkalineangel
    Im working full time and school full time.. it sux right now. I never see my family.. lol. Im on summer break this week, so I have been devoting all that extra time to you fine folks.. lol. I hate iced down coke... blegh!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:08 PM
    Emland
    I worked full time while doing school full time online. It was the only way I could finish my degree. Working on taking the real estate exam here in VA - but this stuff is not sticking in my brain.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:14 PM
    startover22
    Do you need some gorilla glue? Hee hee... Wow you ladies are busy. I am so content at staying home. I do not want to go to school. As I would need gallons and gallons of super super gorilla glue!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:21 PM
    Emland
    I don't think the glue will stick to the air in my head.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:24 PM
    startover22
    Ha, you are too much. I am busy being too serious, I got to get my head checked... maybe just a break. Hmmmm water and some popcorn might do it. OR a chocolate bar and vanilla shake.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:34 PM
    alkalineangel
    Mmm chocolate and vanilla shake... oohh strawberry banana shake!. with a chocolate cookie... from steak and shake... and cheese fries too. :drools:
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:35 PM
    Emland
    I love Steak and Shake but we don't have any here in my area.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:38 PM
    alkalineangel
    God I hate Noobs...
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:43 PM
    startover22
    What is steak and shake? What are Noobs? Oh crap is this going to turn out like yesterday and I will be blushing again?
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:43 PM
    Emland
    I tried to counteract the Noob, but I have to spread some more sunshine first!
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:53 PM
    alkalineangel
    steak and shake = orgasm in a restaurant

    Noob = New person.

    hope there is no blushing, but I'm def. snorting... lol

    Thanks Em - It was more misunderstanding, but I hate when they are quick to rate.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:54 PM
    Emland
    Steak and Shake = A little bit of heaven here on earth!

    Welcome to Steak n Shake. May I take your order?
  • Jun 27, 2007, 01:54 PM
    startover22
    Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee cause some spit flew out of my mouth on to the screen.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 02:53 PM
    J_9
    LOL, don't spit now Start. You know I could never stay at home with my kids. Not that I don't love them, but I just get so bored after a week or two. I applaud you for being able to do it Start, you are a truly wonderful person for having the time and patience to do that. I am just too energetic and not creative enough to stay home.

    Oh, Steak & Shake, well I must have had some really bad experiences with them cause personally I can't stand them. Maybe sut the two I have been to but ewwww I can't stand cheese sauce and that's what I got on my burger.

    CBW, yes I did get the work done. Hubby never knew I spent 3 hours gabbing to you yesterday. Well at least not until I showed him Ben's SpongeBob, then he asked just how long we did gossip. LOL, he knows us too well.
  • Jun 27, 2007, 02:56 PM
    curlybenswife
    It is a good job he doesn't have to sit and listen to us too giggle he might get you committed ;)
  • Jun 27, 2007, 02:58 PM
    J_9
    Specially what we were giggling about last night! :eek:

    I did have some strange dreams though :p
  • Jun 27, 2007, 03:00 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL oh dear I didn't get chance to dream I kept waking up :(
  • Jun 27, 2007, 03:01 PM
    J_9
    Awww, you poor thing. Nose itching again?
  • Jun 27, 2007, 03:04 PM
    curlybenswife
    No just kept wanting a pee lol and the cat was sick on the bed so by the time id got up cleaned that I was wide a flipping wake again ggggrrrr
  • Jun 27, 2007, 03:15 PM
    J_9
    Remember what my sis said about holding the middle of the night wee? It's more satisfying in the morning. LOL
  • Jun 27, 2007, 06:48 PM
    Emland
    J_9 - Your avatar reminded me that I had a naughty nurse graphic that I thought you might like

    http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i7...ughtynurse.jpg

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