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  • Jul 26, 2010, 01:08 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife View Post
    Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den.

    Love the avatar! :)
  • Jul 26, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Chameleon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    It's not just you. I can't wait to deliver a baby on August 9.

    8/9/10

    You can come find me! My due date is August 13th.
  • Jul 26, 2010, 01:55 PM
    Chameleon

    For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
    Must take whole family... not willing to separate.
    New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
    *Sucky drum playing
    *Sucky guitar playing
    *Sucky vocal abilities
    *OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
    *A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
    *Loud car stereos
    Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.
  • Jul 26, 2010, 02:39 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chameleon View Post
    For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
    Must take whole family...not willing to seperate.
    New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
    *Sucky drum playing
    *Sucky guitar playing
    *Sucky vocal abilities
    *OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
    *A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
    *Loud car stereos
    Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.


    Hahahahahah!! I have neighbors like this. Except they own all those animals they are feeding. They have 6 cats, none of them fixed so now they have like 20 cats.
  • Jul 26, 2010, 02:40 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahahahah!!!! I have neighbors like this. Except they own all those animals they are feeding. They have 6 cats, none of them fixed so now they have like 20 cats.




    I have two. Inside cats... TWENTY CATS:eek:
  • Jul 26, 2010, 03:37 PM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife View Post
    Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den.

    where the heck have you been ! Has he bin hiding you somewhere not proper? Just let me know I will be after I'm for that. Just watching Coronation Street and have to get back... hugs

    Tick
  • Jul 26, 2010, 03:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chameleon View Post
    For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
    Must take whole family...not willing to seperate.
    New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
    *Sucky drum playing
    *Sucky guitar playing
    *Sucky vocal abilities
    *OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
    *A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
    *Loud car stereos
    Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.

    I said I was sorry! :rolleyes:
  • Jul 26, 2010, 03:55 PM
    Alty

    CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

    Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)
  • Jul 26, 2010, 04:29 PM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

    Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)

    Yes, Imiss you too. Its been what, a year or two since you have shown your presence, darn that curlyben, he is a sly fox. Goes right along with our conversation about the dark horse, eh, curly

    Tick
  • Jul 26, 2010, 05:32 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife View Post
    Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den.

    I miss you woman!!
  • Jul 27, 2010, 12:23 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

    Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)

    LOL Ben spends more than enough time here for the both of us :p and who is this lady you speak of?

    Ooopppssss been caught best get back to the cellar xx
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:18 AM
    J_9

    CBW, is that the latest picture of Madame as your avatar? I remember when she climbed like a monkey, I guess she finally turned into one.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 11:26 AM
    Chameleon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I said I was sorry! :rolleyes:

    That's right, I did try to get you to take them awhile back, didn't I...
    Shame on you.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 03:43 PM
    DoulaLC

    "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

    ... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

    Amazing country, but good to be home! :)
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:22 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DoulaLC View Post
    "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

    ..... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

    Amazing country, but good to be home! :)

    Sounds like a blast!!
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:47 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DoulaLC View Post
    "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

    ..... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

    Amazing country, but good to be home! :)

    Agree with J, sounds like a blast!
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:11 PM
    Alty

    Doula, were their kids involved? If not, sounds like a blast. If so, here's a scotch, let me rub your feet for you. ;)
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:32 PM
    DoulaLC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Doula, were their kids involved? If not, sounds like a blast. If so, here's a scotch, let me rub your feet for you. ;)


    No kids, they were all at home... only Alice, an English Bulldog went along. She's the usual driving partner... :)

    It was great (for the most part!)... and surprisingly we didn't run into the "too much togetherness" factor.

    It was a test run to see how I liked it and how we would do with the 24/7 aspect as I am considering getting my CDL so that we can team drive during the summers when I am not teaching... :D

    Might even become professional tourists when we retire down the road! Get paid to travel the country... :)
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:41 PM
    Alty

    Well then no scotch for you. ;)

    We haven't done a road trip in so long. I miss it. The last time we did a really long trip (12 hour drive) Jared was 4, Sydney was around 10 or 11 months.

    A 12 hour drive took 2 days, lots of breaks in between, lots of crying, whining, and the kids where pretty bad too. ;)

    I wish we could do it this year. Now that they're 11 and 7 it should be a lot easier. No diaper changing breaks, frequent potty breaks, breastfeeding on the side of the road in a sweltering car.

    The funniest part of that trip was the fact that we had to teach Jared to pee on the side of the road. The kid has a bladder the size of a lentil and has to pee every 1/2 hour. There's not always a bathroom around, so hubby taught him the art of peeing in the bushes on the side of the road.

    When we got home, after a 2 week trip, I caught Jared peeing in my flowers. He didn't understand why it wasn't okay, when it was okay on the trip.

    I miss those days.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 07:08 PM
    DoulaLC

    I learned that truck drivers frequently pee in bottles. My aim was not very good, at least that's what I gathered when I looked at Paul's boots in the morning, so I had to resort to peeing in a cup. It was either that or through a funnel... ;)

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