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Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

poor, sad, lonely, ovary.

i like my freckles. i just recently noticed that the ones on my face have faded to almost nothing. no idea when that happened. still have freckles elsewhere, though.

No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

LMAO! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)

I have a mole. It's on the right side of my left breast, closer to the clevage area. The only thing that doesn't cover it up is swimsuits, and I hate it. I want to get it removed. Nick told me not to, but I want to, I hate hate hate it. I also have a blush colored birthmark on the left side of my belly button, it looks like I either pinched it a bunch and the redness started to fade, or like I rubbed blush on my tummy, either way, there's not much I can do about that one.

EDIT: I think the birthmark is the same type as the one in the picture, but it's about as small as my thumb and not as red.
http://www.patient.co.uk/images/OM1288a.jpg

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

:eek:
LOL!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Hmm good point Hheath, I'll take a litle extra egg with my egg please.

Does that make it extra-eggy egg salad?

One good thing about living in Canada, my mole removal was free. I just went to my doctor, told him they bothered me and he wrote down that they were suspicious and therefore the removal was covered by health care. :)

I like eggs and mayo. Now I'm just hungry mean girls.

Buttercup, cut it out! ;)

I like my moles. I have one on the outside of my right breast. Another on the inside of my left hip. And one on each side of my lower back, right above my hips. That's not counting the several that intermingle with the freckles on my arms and legs.

I think my moles are cute. And sexy.

Oh, and I am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! So there *storms off pouting*

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Originally Posted by hheath541

oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*

Do you have your own theme music go off every time you say this :D

Oh oh and flashes of lightening in the background, and you could strike a pose :D

From who's who to sports to? REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS??

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Originally Posted by KBC

And I was asking about this 'Alty' person....:rolleyes:

GO BLACKHAWKS!!!!

BAHH, bLACKHAWKS,, gO pENS!!

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oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*

Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! :p

yes, that is just so precious, ROTFLMAO.

Tick

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)

Yeppers!

Morning Folks, what's on the table this morning?

G'morning:

Alty's had enough love. I want 30 pages telling me how much you adore me.

excon

Well, I don't know you very well, but I do have a soft spot for bad boys and musicians.

I also can't resist a guy in stripes.

Hello again, A:

That's three out of three. Go ahead, fawn...

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again, A:

That's three outta three. Go ahead, fawn.....

excon

Sorry, dude. I'm way too hetero to fawn over you the way I do Alty.